If you were down here I would hire you in a second jpockets420! We would leave a little smoke trail behind my work rig. Talk to small independent contractors, many would hire you just because you smoke + grow (plumbers, welders, roofers, framers, masons, etc)
Ideal boss:
Exactly what I was going to say....The Trades...I'm an electrician...I have been doing electrical work since I was 11...took electricity in high school and got my J card...then I graduated and went right into the military...worked for DOS, figured it just wasn't for me. ...went back to electrical, got my Masters and my contractors license...my best years I was making +500k and paying my guys top dollar $30 - 45 hr and helpers $15-25....people look down on the trades, but often...we make more money then the people we work for.
I also ran a mowing business that made even more money...we mowed fields, paddocks and pastures...I had 15 brand new Mahindra 80 HP and up to my 120hp...only after a few years of working with older shit equipment.
My boy ran the mowing business with his friends...they made amazing money and got stoned all day long.
All tradesmen either drink a lot or smoke a lot of weed or just don't care as everyone else does it.
EDIT:....The average age of a master electrician in the US is 54...that is scary!
Other trades are very similar stats!