Zëf Zöls -Die Groen Antwoord

DopeDaniel

Taste The Spectrum
IPM Forum Moderator
Dude I always wondered, lol. "Does he like Camaros or Chevelles?" "SSG rower ??" man I Woulda never got that lol ?
It's not the first time someone has made the connection (incorrectly) between the two letters and a group of over zealous aholes. Also been asked if I was staff seargent, so that makes me feel a little better. I actually considered dumping the user name at one point. You got a stupid scientist emoji I can throw up under my username? Kinda like the guy on madpharmer product labels?
 

spyralout

🌱🌿🌲🔥💨
Staff member
Administrator
Moderator
It's not the first time someone has made the connection (incorrectly) between the two letters and a group of over zealous aholes. Also been asked if I was staff seargent, so that makes me feel a little better. I actually considered dumping the user name at one point. You got a stupid scientist emoji I can throw up under my username? Kinda like the guy on madpharmer product labels?
I'll check in a bit. I think I saw a lab guy with an erlenmeyer flask. I think I know what you mean by SS and overzealous assholes. Did they wear long ass 37 hole stompers?
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
. Even a frankenstein can evolve.
I have purposefully 'devolved' to arrive at this happy place. Pride is a trap and also comes from a dark place. Why let pride stand between you and your goal? Your wellbeing? Your Happiness?

I clearly remember arguing with my mother before school one day, when I was in the second grade.
It was a very cold day and I could not find a toque. The only one we could find was pink (or maybe it had SOME pink on it, I don't remember)
I flat out refused to even consider putting it on my head.
"I can't do it " I pled.
Understand, I spent my childhood trapped in a Harrow Smith lifestyle. My parents made us walk home for lunch, and my mom knew I had four miles of walking to do before the end of the day.
Her reply change my life and I remember it to this day.
"Would you rather have black ears or a pink hat? ".

No, I don't sew my own children's clothing. Yet, I will hand build anything to avoid spending a buck. I have built my own propagation tables out of particle board and milk crates. They are sturdy enough that I can walk across them anytime I need to.
Are the ones at the store better ?
Are my bat wing reflectors built from salvaged dishwasher fronts ?
Yes.
Is my flood table a repurposed fridge door?
Yes
Did I disassemble an over-the-range microwave to build an exhaust fan?
Yes
Did I dismantle two refrigerators to build silent recirculating fans?
Yes
Do I beg the ladies at Dairy Queen for empty 5-gallon buckets?
Yes
Do I shovel my neighbours sidewalk and driveway EVERY time it snows, so he continues to bring me 15 Lbs of lettuce a week for my bunnies?
Yes
Will I let Pride rob me of the things I need?

Nope
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Got some greasy stuff finishing up in the flower room.
This is: Next Generation -Grapefruit Diesel.
Advertised as " always finishing in under 8 weeks." That is quite the claim and I was skeptical.

Sawed off a tertiary. 20200229_113955.jpg It is just too pretty. I am more familiar to harvesting dead plants. 20200229_114145_HDR.jpg 20200229_114128.jpg I am within a week of that and it looks fresh as a daisy. I put the scope to it and was quite surprised to see the most evenly consistent fully mature fields of chomes. Every head is showing the milky side of translucent. Zero Amber Zero clear.
That bud came from at least 18 in below the main Cola. If tje lowers are that milky ,the top's got to be drying up by now.
Right stoked, proper, this may bring me a decikilo.
The next time your mechanic asks you to read a Bazooka Joe PUD comic, give the paper a sniff -it smells exactly like this plant.
Luckily I have four more beans.
Does Campbell's do a " family-sized " can?
This baby is going to yield.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Here now seed does carry Crockett's family sour Tangie regulars. They also have Third Coast genetics that offers a few LA Confidential crosses, as well. They will take cryptocurrency payments- which I am not interested in.
They also invite me to send them a certified check, with the ' pay to' line left blank
,,,,come on now, ever heard of PayPal?
Mastercard?

The Crockett site will only direct you to "now hear seeds", and they won't take a payment on demand. I wonder how many dollars of dollars this has cost Crockett's?
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Here is a photo of myself enjoying lunch on the ski hill, unknowingly having left a thousand watt hps running all day.
20200228_122047_HDR.jpg
Fruity Jack took the worst of it , she is the largest plant in the smallest pot.
Got a couple crispy Critters in their, nothing worth crying over.

Slightly off topic.
Us prairie kids really like going to the mountains and enjoying all of those trees ,,,but after three or four days I become very claustrophobic. In the mountains or even Northern bush, you can't see more than a hundred yards- every now and then; usually less.
I'm used to a bit more Elbow Room.
20200228_162951.jpg
20200228_163130.jpg
The bigger barrels around here are typically 'sighted in' more than 500 yards.
The only deer I ever took with a bow was at 70 yards.
My grandpappy used to say "the only good thing about the Prairie, is the beautiful woman behind every tree"


Grapefruit Diesel
20200229_202008.jpg

Philosophers seed Guava Berry Kush
Guava (Chemdog x Afghani x Chem # 91) Elite X Juanita La Lagrimosa
18 THC + 12 CBD
This will bring me some stank in a week or two
20200229_202300_HDR.jpg
20200229_202312_HDR.jpg
Direct lighting hides frost.
20200227_223231_HDR.jpg
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
This Red Mandrine is spooling buds on buds. Not the most dense. I guess that is a sativa thing.

Could be the Grapefruit ready first, could be this one.
I hacked off a couple fronds, cuz I really needed to try it out.
20200229_175347.jpg
Dink trim,,,
I smoked 'r dirty.
20200229_175438.jpg
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
In like a lion !
I canna believe it !
That Guava Kush was slated for 50-60 day flower.
It is 54.
It is done.
Came kinda stealthy like. It never did push a ton of dark hair.
This photo is an armpit of a lower. If it is done- the rest is done.
Not a great shot, but the shape is an excellent representation. Really dense cluster here.
20200302_110121.jpg
The only other experience we have with high CBD strains is Catatonic. Taste is less than average, although, Catatonic got the thumbs up around here.
This is nearly equal CBD, and a good slug of Indica THC to boot.

I needed that one. My xmas massacre is running dry.
Been snacking on Skelton Cookies before bed.
Looks like I will be switching to Chem Salad.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
So, before Jewels hijacks another one ,,,

Cold Cure

here is a photo a freshly cut bud
29th
20200229_113841.jpg
Kind of looks sad. I picked it up and took this lovely photo.
20200229_113955.jpg
Kind of like a Facebook / in real life kind of thing.

The bud sat on the table until now.
@ 4-10 C
It has been four days.
20200302_142055.jpg
The backside flattened out like a newborn baby's head, but the clipping itself seems healthy.
I started snipping it down, and then remembered to take a photo.
I recall seeing "fields of milky chomes"
If I scope around now I can find amber.
Fun stuff.

I don't know if it is luck or muck but my plants have never finished within the advertised time frames before. I am feeling quite spoiled.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
K. So I wrote that up last night and neglected to post it.
Now, here we are in the morning.
Jewels knows the lights are coming on in half an hour ,and he has some big decisions to make.

I think the Guava Berry Kush is done. I think the grapefruit diesel is done. I think the red Tangie is done.
Sometimes I can be a real "Cake Haver" as opposed to a cake eater.
My persona is factioning; as I struggle with ,,,what to do ?
The struggle is real. I pulled out my phone and shot a video of the conflict.
I respect the traditional ways, but I have my physical limitations.
No male model here,
Decision will be made the old fashion way - Harvest will be will be determined by dance off.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Man ,., couldn't do it !
Compromised - I took a healthy branch from each plant.
My Birthday (for realz this time) is on Sunday, and I am picking my seat right now.

Wake up on the Red Tangie
Sweet seeds - Fast Mandarin F1
20200303_144909.jpg
Unwrap another sativa gift
Philosopher seeds
Jack El Futero
20200303_145056.jpg

When the coffee runs dry I will switch over to tamer waters.

Philosopher seeds
Guayita
20200303_100344.jpg
20200303_145259_HDR.jpg
I am not enamoured with the cursing,,, but I have a fükk'n mound of these.
20200303_145546.jpg

This next little lady might be the showstopper. My gurl keeps one on the coffee table that she has been squeezing and sniffing for a few days. Immature one she is holding is all Bazooka Joe. What I haven't told her is the greasy kerosene that is starting to seep out of this thing. My tester branch is tiny because this was the only untopped plant. That main cola looks like a sleeve of tennis balls.
This is an Albertan company
Next Generation Seeds
I have two more of theirs on the go right now, and they are looking fine.

Grapefruit Diesel
( B.C. X ECSD )
20200303_145155.jpg
I am going to keep you in suspense on that one.
Forget the soup can @OldG.
Lots of candles on the cake this year.
We have another blow torch incident forming up.
 

DopeDaniel

Taste The Spectrum
IPM Forum Moderator
K. So I wrote that up last night and neglected to post it.
Now, here we are in the morning.
Jewels knows the lights are coming on in half an hour ,and he has some big decisions to make.

I think the Guava Berry Kush is done. I think the grapefruit diesel is done. I think the red Tangie is done.
Sometimes I can be a real "Cake Haver" as opposed to a cake eater.
My persona is factioning; as I struggle with ,,,what to do ?
The struggle is real. I pulled out my phone and shot a video of the conflict.
I respect the traditional ways, but I have my physical limitations.
No male model here,
Decision will be made the old fashion way - Harvest will be will be determined by dance off.

Mmmmm....
Cake
20200303_195433.jpg
Will have to make another for your b'day
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
20200303_100344~2.jpg
20191020_115516.jpg

Capture+_2020-03-04-10-59-42(1).png
20200304_103142.jpg

6L -never again
20200304_101949.jpg

20200304_103027.jpg

20200304_101555.jpg
Mmmkay, technically I haven't harvested it. In the dark at 6 Celsius.
We drank a bit of coffee and talked about the good times we've had together.
It is a wheel
It is a big wheel, and it just keeps turning. Loss. and letting go is a touchy subject right now.
I think we have made peace.
20200304_101527.jpg

20200127_161536(1).jpg
 
Last edited:

DopeDaniel

Taste The Spectrum
IPM Forum Moderator
Spice or carrot ?
Cream cheese- check
plaid- check
reclining -check

dude ,is that a raisin ?
Redless velvet cake

For above 7000ft elevation
Let ingredients get to room temp

1 lb flour (about ½ cake ½ all purpose)
4 rounded TBSP Cacao (not Cocoa)
1 rounded Tsp Baking Soda
1 rounded Tsp salt (grind fine)

Sift those together

1C butter (unsalted)
2C granulated sugar
Cream together slowly adding sugar (like a couple minutes on max blender speed)

Take a ¼ C measuring cup add 1 ⅛ tsp distilled white vinegar fill remainder with Canola oil add to butter and sugar, continue to cream.

Add 1 Tbsp or more Vanilla

5 eggs blend in (like 2 on mixer) yolks 1 at to butter/sugar reserve whites

Add in 2C buttermilk intermittently with flour mix (split in thirds) blend smooth between each addition.

Make a stiff mirangue with the egg whites, fold into batter.

Butter and flour pans fill only slightly more than ½ full. Bake 350-365 38min for a 13x9 (less for 8 or 9in rounds)

Frosting
16oz cream cheese
8oz butter (unsalted)
1 rounded tsp salt
4 rounded Tbsp Niddo (dehydrated whole milk)
Cream all that together
8oz melted white chocolate (use a double boiler)
Add that to butter cream cheese
2 Tbsp vanilla or more (reduce in double boiler to use less conf. sugar)
Thicken witb 4½-5C confectioner's sugar

5000-7000ft reduce bs and vinegar to 1 tsp
Below 4000 reduce to 4 eggs and reduce flout by ¼C
Have a beer
20200229_192556.jpg
20200229_185550.jpg
Stiff egg whites
20200229_194350.jpg

Have one of these for dinner
20200229_203056.jpg

Substitute budder for butter if you want, add about a tbsp niddo to replace milk solids.

Nice plant, cute pup.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Been waiting for this day.

First episode of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy aired today March 8th 1978.
Beastie Boys dropped their "License to ill", on my ninth Birthday; 34 years ago today.

I strung this along, farther than necessary.
I thought it would make a nice gift to myself, and today is that day.


Next Gereration
Grapefruit Diesel
20200211_104211.jpg
20200229_202008.jpg

20200308_113435.jpg

20200308_113504.jpg
20200308_120923.jpg

20200308_120408_HDR.jpg
20200308_121033.jpg
20200308_123245.jpg
20200308_123312.jpg
20200308_123355.jpg
20200308_123318.jpg
 
Top Bottom