GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
I remember my first dab......
“You know your a grower when =“
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Lockedin
In Bloom
I'm still a new grower, but here's some I noticed so far:
Cleaning out the grow / spare room to make room for more equipment - and finding an ounce you didn't even know you lost from last grow....
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Explaining why you brought packages of 10,000,000 Nematodes & other bugs inside the house.
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In line at Jack in the Box when the stoner behind you says, "Hold still bro" and then hands you the fan leaf that stuck to the back of your shirt while you were trimming before lunch.
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Your local dispo says "Long time no see!" when you do actually show up - and you never buy flower when you do. (they carry Pro-Tabs by Level!)
Cleaning out the grow / spare room to make room for more equipment - and finding an ounce you didn't even know you lost from last grow....
-
Explaining why you brought packages of 10,000,000 Nematodes & other bugs inside the house.
-
In line at Jack in the Box when the stoner behind you says, "Hold still bro" and then hands you the fan leaf that stuck to the back of your shirt while you were trimming before lunch.
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Your local dispo says "Long time no see!" when you do actually show up - and you never buy flower when you do. (they carry Pro-Tabs by Level!)
BH
Tha Dank Hoarder
you know your a grower when =
you get carpal tunnel syndrone from harvest season and clippings every time .I wouldn’t ever let this pain go on for Anything Inless it was for growing
on your browsers history there’s only cannabis boards, seedbanks , pesticides and bug venders and led’s and other growing wholesalers or info. if you looked at ur history in the last year it’s less than 1% non cannabis .. can’t count bud porn as porn lol
you get carpal tunnel syndrone from harvest season and clippings every time .I wouldn’t ever let this pain go on for Anything Inless it was for growing
on your browsers history there’s only cannabis boards, seedbanks , pesticides and bug venders and led’s and other growing wholesalers or info. if you looked at ur history in the last year it’s less than 1% non cannabis .. can’t count bud porn as porn lol
DavidDellaRocco
In Bloom
.....when you enjoy the little things in life like going to stores with fresh finger hash all over your hands and stink bombing them out lol
BH
Tha Dank Hoarder
I remember this a few times I was trimming for a friends outdoor grow and it was a 30 minute + drive home and one time I went into a grocery store for some misc stuff I got like 10+ glances right when people got 20ft away from me , even had a dude on separate isle who couldn’t even see me say to w/e he was with “ do you smell that ? “... once I got to paying for my stuff , the cashier was like “ what you doing tonight ?..hehe” I said “ hanging With my pet skunks”
glad no trouble but funny nowadays lol
than same season i drove into toco bell and right when I got into the drive way window the cashier immediately when she opened the window went “ woah..“ then smiled .. after those obvious spotlights I decided to have “trimming clothes “ and cologne and also do A hand wash or at least hand sanitizer your hands and arms . wouldn’t want to be pulled over with being so obvious , exp that time frame
fresh def smells diff than smoking cannabis , it’s funny how even when I suggested to that trimming crew it was def suggested to be more incognito and its obvious and you smell 100x stronger than the people trimming cause you get nulled to the smell. No one cared from the suggestion even the grow owner and said I was being silly ... right
you know your a grower when=
you have a scissor hash jar and you collect every scrape like it’s gold . its funny to see noobs scrap or buy products to remove the gold... fools
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
That so reminds me of a domestic plane flight I once took where I shoved about 15 grams of Skunk down my jocks and about 20 minutes into the flight it started to sweat and travel through the cabin . ........ one of the longest flights of my life . Idiot !!!
Lockedin
In Bloom
Discovered a half ounce that I stoner-stashed a week prior in my luggage after getting off of a long flight.
One of the better work trips with that crew!
BH
Tha Dank Hoarder
reminds me ha
one of my friends told me he went on a cruise and he smuggled like 10 precharged ecig’s with concentration and he said that his brother likes to smoke to but was def to paranoid to do what he did , so he just didn’t tell him and in the middle of the cruise when they were chilling his brother was like “wish we could smoke” than he. Fought out the ecigs and had a good time.
I guess cruises should have ganja and some selection , costumers always right
DavidDellaRocco
In Bloom
Sometimes I'll smear my finger on the lotto ticket glass or the checkout counter and you know that cashier is gonna be like "wtf is that?" for half the day ?
DavidDellaRocco
In Bloom
.....when you find 1/2 lb and full lb bags of sugar trim and bud 2nd's in your sock drawer or under your bed, and don't remember putting it there....
BH
Tha Dank Hoarder
3 years ago my season 4 outdoors i mistakenly removed the finished “trimmed” and quality controlled sticker for a pheno bucket ( it was almost full on the 5 gal lol) I def put it in my empty bucket storage on mistake and fucked that.
well for storage on my buckets I don’t need for winter or want more storage elsewhere I stored many of my buckets in my attic. Well a year later I needed more buckets for the next season. Well I took the buckets down and when I was transferring the buckets to the floor I noticed one bucket wasn’t see through , at least 3/4....’
then I opened the bucket and it was pure brown frown, but not dried out even thou that attic can def get over 100f and dry. Those humidty packs kept it alive and smokable. Funny part was I mixed it in the next seasons for the clubs and no one complained, just good remarks of quality.
I did smoke a bowl of that and it wasn’t harsh, it’s just that extreme heat completely made it brown ( but it wasn’t like the Mexican brick since it was handled good besides the last step) + it had no terps , but smooth..Still gave me buzz lol
after that I always wanna “double check” if there’s anything in there...
BH
Tha Dank Hoarder
you know your a grower when =
you have a physical calendar just for growing , on the wall in your “ living area “ , grow log in eachs grow room and then log everything that you put in your grow log on that calander and phone version so if you are away from ur room or physical cal you can just look at the phone version .
Example of why you log , at least for me =
so then you know when you weekly bennie feed is applied, change of nutes or strengeth , or cycle weeks, weekly log pictures/movie , weekly ipm, clipping/seedling or topping date, light or any environment % changes , how much feed or water they are feeding each room and when (date ), weekly cleaning maintenance & any filters or maintenance to misc things so it’s not blinded ( time flies and being ocd on such things saves a grower when they realize such things make or break ya )
you have a physical calendar just for growing , on the wall in your “ living area “ , grow log in eachs grow room and then log everything that you put in your grow log on that calander and phone version so if you are away from ur room or physical cal you can just look at the phone version .
Example of why you log , at least for me =
so then you know when you weekly bennie feed is applied, change of nutes or strengeth , or cycle weeks, weekly log pictures/movie , weekly ipm, clipping/seedling or topping date, light or any environment % changes , how much feed or water they are feeding each room and when (date ), weekly cleaning maintenance & any filters or maintenance to misc things so it’s not blinded ( time flies and being ocd on such things saves a grower when they realize such things make or break ya )
Frimpong
🔥Freak Genetics🔥
Coughed for ten minutes straight . Smh ?
thenotsoesoteric
American Ninja
You know you're a grower when your friends hand you a half cashed bowl and you empty that fucker out and pack up a fresh one!
Gweedo's Growroom
Yoda Fired Up
You know your a grower when there are tare weights sharpied onto the bottom of the wife's mixing bowls ???
Z71banshee
In Bloom
When your girlfriend goes to trim her house plants and you freak out on her to just leave them alone! She left one of her house plants out the other night and the cold hit it pretty hard but it’s still kicking. She wanted to cut all the faded leaves off. Of course, I get a dirty look, but I reply with, “I don’t want that plant to end up like the ten fish you killed in two weeks time....” Sometimes I wonder how she keeps her kids alive! ??♂️?
Skunky Dunk Farms
Cannabinoid Receptor
Ya know your a grower when you never leave your place for more than 6 hours because you know "something" will need watered.
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