“You know your a grower when =“

[BH]

your resume is ur keeper list and grow journal

 

[BH]

maybe said these before but oh well and I’m stoned as fuck


huffing The bags of flower is one of ur favorite things to do, fuck paint or bad chemicals when U can get terps that smell like chemicals and they won’t fry ur mind in a bad way loool love it
^ if there was such a job as a “wine taster “ for weed, I so would want that and try my best, I see so many that don’t care about a lot of the uniqueness , just like wine. Some just drink it and some know all the crazy differences of smell to taste . Count me in lol


you dream bout growing and related more than anything else


strain names mean a lot but the pheno is the truth of everything ( at least for cannabis currently)

festivals means checking what’s new and selling,vending and quality control compares

you can’t remove the dirt from ur skin and nails

when you enter your indoor grow room you look like your in breaking bad with a p98 full face ( spraying and top dressing ) , chemical grade cover all and food grade boots . after looking at years of using cover alls all the stains I def wouldn’t want to perm stain my clothes every vist

life failure to you is a pest , hermie or environmental hit your plants

after Covid the biggest negative hit was % cost of everything to grow and the weed is cheaper and prolly never gonnea go higher than current

Recently One of the best improvements in my life was buying a toolbox for every grow room cause you want your cutters, cleaners measures,gloves,mixing tools,ppfd meter, wire, measure , non temp sensitive nutes and misc can be at easy access and also have a surface to work.. I had this issue for years and I def am 200% satisfied and wouldn’t ever want to grow in my rooms without such.

willing to take crazy amounts of rso daily so you can not feel the pain ( plus anti seizure for me) of being on ur knees and doing misc work in garden for way more than I can do without.fuck energy drinks rso will make u dance around the garden once ur in there lol

worm castings is my gold and gem but fuck local god knows worm poop and hydro stores versions my future goal is to have a 3 stage ( 5 gal, than 20-30 gal tout, than final bed , they can eat 1k worms =1lb per day and every Stage pot they can 100% repopulate their population by 90 days) worm castings farm in lungroom and outdoors so I can get rid of all cannabis leafs,stems and anything organic and even feed em sprouted greens and plus they love plus paper . Currently my 2 )35 gal touts can’t keep up and I still have to buy more worm poop. Millions of worms. Self sufficient and knowing what ur worms eat is key. If ( you can feed the worms and misc organic matter that takes awhile to break down u can make a prebroken down all in one fert. Love worm poop and it’s such a beneficial part Of a good living medium! having ur own farm you get free predators like h miles predator mite ( ur talking thousands you can see in a a good bed ). once I started using worm poop I lost my FG enemies , medium became way more stable cause of the bacteria it has in worm poop ( 6.5 stability )

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

maybe said these before but oh well and I’m stoned as fuck


huffing The bags of flower is one of ur favorite things to do, fuck paint or bad chemicals when U can get terps that smell like chemicals and they won’t fry ur mind in a bad way loool love it
^ if there was such a job as a “wine taster “ for weed, I so would want that and try my best, I see so many that don’t care about a lot of the uniqueness , just like wine. Some just drink it and some know all the crazy differences of smell to taste . Count me in lol



willing to take crazy amounts of rso daily so you can not feel the pain ( plus anti seizure for me) of being on ur knees and doing misc work in garden for way more than I can do without.fuck energy drinks rso will make u dance around the garden once ur in there lol

Brother, these thoughts are deep and wide.
My tincture, actually RSO with only enough of the ethyl left to make it pour is my new meth!!
It's a straight up mood lifter in high doses, of course it takes a bit to get there ( use with caution at first lol) but the high dose lights up my arse full speed ahead as long as I have something to do, and who can't find sometin to do while fully spun lol.

 

[BH]

Brother, these thoughts are deep and wide.
My tincture, actually RSO with only enough of the ethyl left to make it pour is my new meth!!
It's a straight up mood lifter in high doses, of course it takes a bit to get there ( use with caution at first lol) but the high dose lights up my arse full speed ahead as long as I have something to do, and who can't find sometin to do while fully spun lol.

As a caregiver i only accept high need medical patients cause im limited on how many and i want to do as good as i can for people that need it than and there.

90% of my patients are using cannabis rso as their cannabis only and i have discovered by trial over the years is a combo or cannabinol vs singular choosing. When i started adding both cbd,cbg and thc strains all together . key u can dose a person way stronger with a combo vs only thc and still have a functional life (vs thc at crazy dose) but also the add on benefits of the cbd/cbg

i wouldnt be able to take 1k dosages twice a day if it wasnt 1/3 cbg/cbd/thc and i saw just like my patients a huge medical inporvment over just delta 9 xtracts on helping misc medical demands.

i also keep enough alcohal to make it a liquid , dont wanna make pills or all over ur teeth

funny but good story to tell anyone who wants a higher dosage version cause of hugh medical needs is to treat ur dosages like a rx. Yes unwont die on 1k mg but if you do this its def not fun. My first trial i def took like 500-1k+ and i woke up the next day not only crazy high like i was previous night but felt soo tired and hungover.

i was told by the person i saw sucess with rso to treat it as a rx pill and goal is to keep dosaging it up gradually. I was so fearful of first results i waited another 2 days … than i did 1/4th of what i did that first time. Next day i was a lil groggy but okay. After that i kept dosing up and combing stains together also . Before rao i was having 30-50 seizure’s a month and on many drugs for it. doing rso not only reduced my seizurss by 90% but also my rx needs and my doctor under the table 100% agreed it saved my life but also was rx that did that.

by advising my patients to do this broad slectrum and high dosage daily method vs small dosages only or singular extracts i saw over 75% of patients no matter what issue get major inprovements but also a better quality of life. I just see alot of people wanting this instant fix and take crap rso or too high versions and wonder why it isnt sucessful. Its all about getting that dosage high daily but majority need full and broad spectrum extract to help them.

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

As a caregiver i only accept high need medical patients cause im limited on how many and i want to do as good as i can for people that need it than and there.

90% of my patients are using cannabis rso only and i have discovered by trial over the years is a combo or cannabinol vs singular choosing. When i started adding both cbd,cbg and thc strains all together . key u can dose a person way stronger with a combo vs only thc and still have a finctional but also the add on benefits of the cbd/cbg

i wouldnt be able to take 1k dosages twice if it wasnt 1/3 cbg/cbd/thc and i saw just like my patients a huge medical inporvment over just delta 9 xtracts on helping misc medical demands.

i also keep enough alcohal to make it a liquid , dont wanna make pills or all over ur teeth

funny but good story to tell anyone who wants a higher dosage version cause of hugh medical needs is to treat ur dosages like a rx. Yes unwont die on 1k mg but if you do this its def not fun. My first trial i def took like 500-1k+ and i woke up the next day not only crazy high like i was previous night but felt soo tired and hungover.

i was told by the person i saw sucess with rso to treat it as a rx pill and goal is to keep dosaging it up gradually. I was so fearful of first results i waited another 2 days … than i did 1/4th of what i did that first time. Next day i was a lil groggy but okay. After that i kept dosing up and combing stains together also . Before rao i was having 30-50 seizure’s a month and on many drugs for it. doing rso not only reduced my seizurss by 90% but also my rx needs and my doctor under the table 100% agreed it saved my life but also was rx that did that.

by advising my patients to do this broad slectrum and high dosage daily method vs small dosages only or singular extracts i saw over 75% of patients no matter what issue get major inprovements but also a better quality of life. I just see alot of people wanting this instant fix and take crap rso or too high versions and wonder why it isnt sucessful. Its all about getting that dosage high daily but majority need full and broad spectrum extract to help them.

That is interesting to hear.
Now that I've moved beyond microdosing lol I do play around with things, imagine that lol.
I grew a few high cbd strains and harvested a good lb of decent flowers and made ethanol reduction with it. I've been adding, or cutting my regular batchs of tincture with it and the last 1/2 gallon of rso has been a frickin blast.
It's definitely environment dependent, i can get gear up and work all day until I'm flat beat down or I can take the same amount and go float at the lake fir 8 hours and get sunburnt lol.
Great medicine!!

 

[Psychobilly]

You know I've been thinking of strains that are more than just THC, as I feel like having a CBD and THC both strain would help with my own medical needs. I simply haven't actually gotten any strains that are better at both as of yet.

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

When,,,
Today, June 21st is important to us that grow outdoors!
Not because of the Zodiac or our sign lol.
Because it's the longest day of the year! Startin tomorrow the days start losing a couple minutes a day until December 22nd when it cycles up again.

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

You know I've been thinking of strains that are more than just THC, as I feel like having a CBD and THC both strain would help with my own medical needs. I simply haven't actually gotten any strains that are better at both as of yet.

Thats why I keep a quart or so of cbd tincture to cut my thc tincture before evaporating.
It's like adding a Xanax to the mix lol.

 

[Smokieokie]

I simply haven't actually gotten any strains that are better at both as of yet.

We can fix that if ya want

 

[Psychobilly]

We can fix that if ya want

I may take up that offer in the future, that's awesome and I know very little about the CBD strains. I do like weed just in general but I also use it for other reasons as well. It's one of the reasons I'm obsessed with Cheese and Chemdog; there's something in those two strains and crosses based on them that really helps a lot more than the others I've had

 

[Smokieokie]

I may take up that offer in the future, that's awesome and I know very little about the CBD strains. I do like weed just in general but I also use it for other reasons as well. It's one of the reasons I'm obsessed with Cheese and Chemdog; there's something in those two strains and crosses based on them that really helps a lot more than the others I've had

I crossed my blueberry skunk to a buffalo blues. The buffalo blues is GMO/Mac1 x Blue Cheese. The blueberry skunk I had tested at 12% CBD and 5% thc. The Buffalo Blues regularly tested at 24% thc and up. So the offspring should have a chance at a little CBD in there. Just hit me up anytime bro?

 

[Psychobilly]

I crossed my blueberry skunk to a buffalo blues. The buffalo blues is GMO/Mac1 x Blue Cheese. The blueberry skunk I had tested at 12% CBD and 5% thc. The Buffalo Blues regularly tested at 24% thc and up. So the offspring should have a chance at a little CBD in there. Just hit me up anytime bro?

Blue Cheese and GMO ?????? Oh dear.... PM on the way LOL.

 

[Chip Green]

 

[Rozgreenburn]

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They have surely written a fair share of reports like that on me! They always act as if you have absolutely nothing to do, ever

 

[Rozgreenburn]

You know you're a grower when...

 

[Frosty78]

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Down here it's called walk it off mate it's just a scratch lol

 

[BH]

side note: lol you know your at least heavily stoned when you make these passionate comments above about this subject and forget j already mentioned it , stoner , guilty as charged

you know your a grower when =

willing to work under 40f when it’s raining hard for hours ( that was me today lol )

feel a true bond/connection with ur plants and when ur harvesting them it makes ya a little sad cause of all the good memories , but Hey compared to people u get to enjoy em when they are died tooo lol
^ most people Inless really close I prolly wouldn’t even want to go to their funeral , shoot when I’m died plant my ashes in a bed and grow ur plants with me lol

whole room dedicated to poop,IPM,nutes,organics and anything growing related ( 4 large shelf’s and that’s not counting lung room)


you know the application rates and manuals by heart of all the products you use and even the reps of these products a lot of the time are a lil inpressed with wanting and researching the works of every product. Tbh if the companies are not willing to work with me on their product info and back it. Bye

your external hard drives (4T) are almost full just because of your grow aka plant shots/videos porn

your top websites/apps on ur phone/iPad is weather app & weed forums , I’m like a crackhead on checking weather outdoors like 2-5 times a day lol

preety much trimming all the time ( life sentence trimmer for me lol)

even after showers and cologne you still smell like alive weed

youtube suggestions for you are mainly growing related or food ( when I’m stoned and eating for w/e reason def fun to watch )


all your friends and family all know if something is coming out of your mouth it’s prolly about the grow or growing related





preety carefree but a total drama queen and act like worlds about to fail if anything is going wrong in tha garden. Shoot I admit I def take it a lil overboard exp if I start to see issues and also act a lil too dramatic . hey at least it’s anout that vs so many who are Karen’s or dramas over nothing lol


you store every seed pack that you used in a box as a database to look at .


you have to run ona gel + be in a bucket + fan running 24/7 and a carbon filter/inline fan running too in the storage area cause it smells so strong of organics and poop Inless your a farmer or a country boy it would make ya puke a lil. so to keep everyone happy i do that. as a side tip if you can’t handle smells or trying to be incoginto I suggest don’t use fish protein hydr , that stuff compared to everything Else coomboned is the main cause of super smell. but don’t tell anyone, If it was just me here I would nt even filter the smell. Love that organics smells lol

 

[Psychobilly]

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Yesterday I could have totally pulled off National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when Clark has the tree incident lol. Had a pen stuck to my fingers trying to write out a tag for a plant to label it lol. Took a layer of paper off with a finger too and it looked like I dug out broken cookies lol.

I feel like you also know you're a grower when you are in a car and smell a dead Skunk, and you're like "Mmmmmm!" Lol. Or you hear a description of a smell that says "rotting meat, sewage, and BO" and the first thought is "oh I want seeds!" Lol.

 

[Lester Moor]

You make some tea made from molasses + worm shit + bat shit + .etc.... And you can't stop smelling it... everytime you smell it it makes you smile.. .

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

You make some tea made from molasses + worm shit + bat shit + .etc.... And you can't stop smelling it... everytime you smell it it makes you smile.. .

I even find my self enjoying the stench of Bio Marine processed squid on the way to the sink to wash up lol