Clever strain names.

[Amarok]

Okay my next "line" of chucking will all be names I think will sell the least amount of seeds. hahaha. "Brain Dildo" "McConnell OG" "Hypervomit" "shrimpdick"

I see you went to the same school of marketing as the bands "Dayglo Abortions" and the "Butthole Surfers".

From a person who detests the entire field of Marketing, cheers!

 

[Gentlemancorpse]

I see you went to the same school of marketing as the bands "Dayglo Abortions" and the "Butthole Surfers".

From a person who detests the entire field of Marketing, cheers!

Man, the looks I used to get when people asked 8 year old me what I was listening too on my Walkman and I answered "Butthole Surfers!" ... still can't believe my mom let me buy that cassette

 

[Amarok]

Man, the looks I used to get when people asked 8 year old me what I was listening too on my Walkman and I answered "Butthole Surfers!" ... still can't believe my mom let me buy that cassette

Electriclarryland is their album I know best. So messed up but still really good music.

(side note: I only just recently learned that Gibby from BS was the singer on Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry. I'm kinda lame that way.)

 

[Gentlemancorpse]

Electriclarryland is their album I know best. So messed up but still really good music.

(side note: I only just recently learned that Gibby from BS was the singer on Jesus Built My Hotrod by Ministry. I'm kinda lame that way.)

Hairway to Steven was the album I listened to the most, but I've listened to them all a lot haha. I'm a messed up music kinda guy

 

[Dino Party]

I see you went to the same school of marketing as the bands "Dayglo Abortions" and the "Butthole Surfers".

From a person who detests the entire field of Marketing, cheers!

Exactly! I’d rather just advertise to like minded people and turn everybody else off.

 

[Drynobbob]

Han Solo burger, Donnie burger, Larry Mike, and why u jelly, that one kills me

 

[Amos Otis]

Fiona's Crack

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Started shucking some crack last night: Fiona's f2, Ripped Bubba's Crack, Midnight Crack, Crack Ho Sundae, and another yet named....from Brisco's crack house.

 

[Jewels]

* Bubba's ripp'd crack
Much more endearing.

Not sure how this post got all queer, ,,butt-
The other day I realized, with out a male Ground Pounder, my Affie and I will never experience an
" LA Afft Pounder "

 

[Jewels]

Romulan GrapeFruit X Romulan Blueberry
= Romulan Ale

Romulan Ale X Blood Orange
= (Klingon) BloodWine

 

[LittleDabbie]

Han Solo burger, Donnie burger, Larry Mike, and why u jelly, that one kills me

Someone around here is selling Donnie Burger.. picked it up.. Was like this is garbage :\ Along with the name..

 

[Buzzer777]

Paonia Purple Paralyzer (pinconning paralyzer x grand daddy purp)

Mine are by Left Handed Seeds..Just sexing 2 now, but will never forget that name.

 

[Gentlemancorpse]

Romulan GrapeFruit X Romulan Blueberry
= Romulan Ale

Romulan Ale X Blood Orange
= (Klingon) BloodWine

I would 1000% percent buy a strain called Klingon Bloodwine... my nerd heart would demand it

 

[GthaEnigma]

I thought i came up with a good one but oogle told me it had already been used: Stupor glue. Damn you alphakronik. Lol

 

[Jewels]

Twinkle Tart x Unicorn Poop
Twinkle Shart

 

[rocks]

More Cowbell... The name alone got me started on Bodhi

 

[Psychobilly]

Did you know, that in a retail setting, a strains name is within the top three considerations for a consumers selection ?

Sad, but true.

Have you ever seen a name you just couldn't forget ?

C-99 x Jack the Ripper
= Crap the Shitter

,,, that one two had me just rolling , the other day.

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I don't think I saw this thread when it first started, but I feel like we all know by now what names get my nipples tingling.

Fire Wall

Miracle Alien Cookies X Affie

"Built in pest resistance "

Man, the looks I used to get when people asked 8 year old me what I was listening too on my Walkman and I answered "Butthole Surfers!" ... still can't believe my mom let me buy that cassette

There's a band called Anal Blast too. I haven't got any of their stuff though.

I feel like the other strain name thread had some good stuff in it too, as there's one called "Money Shot" I posted in there.

Citrus MILF X GDP..... Daddy Day Care ?

 

[Gentlemancorpse]

There's a band called Anal Blast too. I haven't got any of their stuff though.

Oh yeah, im quite familiar with both, though i wasnt listening to them in 5th grade like I was Butthole Surfers lol. Anal Cunt is from my neighborhood, saw them a bunch in the late 90s.

 

[Psychobilly]

Oh yeah, im quite familiar with both, though i wasnt listening to them in 5th grade like I was Butthole Surfers lol. Anal Cunt is from my neighborhood, saw them a bunch in the late 90s.

Oh that's so cool bro! I got 3 of their albums back in like the late 90s or early 2000s

 

[BH]

Never Ending Story ( OG Story x Never Summer Kush)

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OLD PERSON SMELL ( Dumpster Burger x SD CatPiss )

NOT DENNYS ( Pancake Delight x Donny Burger )


Gas Farts ( Jet Fuel OG X Shit )

Fucking Maddness (Mendocino Madness x Fucking Incredible )

TOP SECRET SHIT ( SHIT X Super Secret weapon )

 

[BH]

Orgy time ( Moby Dick x JillyBean )

Monkey Business ( GG4 x Sour Banana )

Holy Pigs ( Holy Grail x Pigs in a Blanket )

Just Breath ( TruffleBreath x Meat Breath )

Animals in space ( Space Pigs x Space Monkey )

Beyond Color ( Color of Space x Pigs in a Blanket )

Sittin sideways (Grape Marmalade x Maiden Voyage )


Star warez ( Death Star x Maiden Voyage )