‘‘Twas the weeks before Christmas, and all through the house,
All seemed contented, including the spouse
The seedlings were growing without even a care,
But damn shit, no pistils, not even one hair
Exhausted of sacs upon sacs upon sacs,
I decided I needed some girls to make wax
So off to DCSE I flew,
With hopes for a feminized bean…perhaps two
Away to the Bob Bitchen's bean page I went,
For that damn Slymer cut, cause it’s money well spent
Prepared to spend gold for these wonderful chucks,
But it was discounted, to just sixty bucks!
So quick as a wink, it was then in my cart,
But what else to add, I had better be smart…
If I spend too much money, they wifey will notice,
So fuck it, just buy beans from
@Amos Otis
So now I’m content, just one last request,
Please keep the freebies, I’m already blessed…
So I wish Merry Christmas, to all of you fuckers,
Cause the fact is this site is way better than Chuckers. ?
Did I mention that the Bob Bitchen’s were on sale?