GK Genetics

Jewels

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I have been keeping a real close eye on this thing. The pilpul starts here.

I am having trouble finding a photograph to express how ridiculous this plant is becoming.

I have five Galactic Funk pre flowering.
One of those is male.
I see a marked difference in two of them.
The male ('B-side), Funk 'nA', and the other females show typically sized leaves.

There is Funk'nA on the left, getting dwarf'd
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B-side (male) is all kinds of average.
Exiled to cold storage last week.
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There are two of them however that are exceptional.
This one was doing wild stuff while it was still in her crib.
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I realize this was getting carried away on April 12th
Second wave
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Same day
Bigazz
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Here they are in action
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Front and centre.
They dominate the room.
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This is the one that I started tracking in the link above.
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Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Good six inches total height added in the first four days of flower.
This Galactic Funk is packed in tight. Lowers had no trouble topping up.
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This one went directly into battle mode.
It just pushed the other plants out of the way.
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Here is a shot of the illusive Paladin.
Each an exact carbon copy of the next. There are three soldiers there, shoulder to shoulder , sprouting from the only visible buckets.
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Some poor bastard has to crawl in there and snip all of that bush up.

How high is the Paladin Papa ?
She's four foot high ,and rising.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
I decided to indulge in a deep stem rub this eve. I fully expected the three bruisers to sniff the same. Not so.
Earlier I was whiff'n deep funks, they seemed lighter today. First one was curious, but second one brought the grinn'n on; I could find the Tangie on it. The third was a curiosity, sharper than the previous. More acidic. Not petroleum, or automotive.
Smells like it would taste good but there's always that fear of the nasty aftertaste. When I cut up aloe vera. Juice looks tempting but it always tricks me and leaves me with a terrible bitter aftertaste. Even tree sap taste good for a second.
So I was scratching and sniffing and scratching and sniffing until it came to me,,,

Kiwi.
Deceptively acidic , those little guys can leave you raw.

Funk 'n "A" brother, see you soon.
 

Jewels

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Jewels was negligent with the water can. I missed a Paladin, maybe twice. Looking for a stress test @Phylex ?
She was pretty flat.
She was in beautiful shape, planted in beautiful media.
I have seen plants that dry before. If she drops a few bottom leaves, and then pretends that it did not happen,,,I will call her resilient.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
5 weeks
Galactic Funk
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They are going to chunk. The alluring kiwi is now more distant on Funkn A. Loud, in your face, snarl a nostril, bright; becoming as vile as her sisters.
Pretty excited about that.
Both the ginorm and the kiwi, seem to be bjilding the same buds.
Gotta be half done, pistils will pink up when wind-burnt or stressed, otherwise- green as she goes.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Thanks @Capt. C , this GK gear is like watching an episode of ‘kids in the hall’: as you unknowingly find yourself surrounded by fems.

Was playing suggestion game with the bud last night.
I led with “sweet , skunky ,,,”
My girl rolled it under her nose for a triple deep whiff,,,,’ just Tangie ‘
Was music to me ears , that little dynamo can’t spread an ounce to Friday; I have 4 laden GFunks. That should keep her busy for a spell.

These are cheater beans.
Really, these are flourishing DESPITE my husbandry.
I have dried them flat, they were fine.
I let them hit 38c (body temp), they were fine.
I left the light ON, for 24 hours, they were fine.
I been doing bad things, and not a seed produced , in the whole room.

Let us review:
-Survives Jewels non conventional dictums
-Clouding heads @ 60 days
-Tangie stank

Not seeing the downside here.

Like it or lump it, this room all comes down on day 67.
Not cool for a tester to dictate the harvest date ; however, I am going to chop , hang, and book outta town -next week.

Schools out.
This morning I bought a fishing licence, 3 slingshots, and a cheap doz of aluminum arrows.
Jewels needs a vacay’
 

Capt. C

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Thanks @Capt. C , this GK gear is like watching an episode of ‘kids in the hall’: as you unknowingly find yourself surrounded by fems.

Was playing suggestion game with the bud last night.
I led with “sweet , skunky ,,,”
My girl rolled it under her nose for a triple deep whiff,,,,’ just Tangie ‘
Was music to me ears , that little dynamo can’t spread an ounce to Friday; I have 4 laden GFunks. That should keep her busy for a spell.

These are cheater beans.
Really, these are flourishing DESPITE my husbandry.
I have dried them flat, they were fine.
I let them hit 38c (body temp), they were fine.
I left the light ON, for 24 hours, they were fine.
I been doing bad things, and not a seed produced , in the whole room.

Let us review:
-Survives Jewels non conventional dictums
-Clouding heads @ 60 days
-Tangie stank

Not seeing the downside here.

Like it or lump it, this room all comes down on day 67.
Not cool for a tester to dictate the harvest date ; however, I am going to chop , hang, and book outta town -next week.

Schools out.
This morning I bought a fishing licence, 3 slingshots, and a cheap doz of aluminum arrows.
Jewels needs a vacay’
You make for a great tester in my book. Enjoy your vacation and fishing and stay safe. Seems like everyone could use a vacation about now :ROFLMAO:
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
One Hundred Eighteen days before the mast.
That’d be one-eyed slang describing four bloody months.
Hit some ugly Betty tonight. Golden hood-bud. Gimme the worst, if it should pass : the rest will do.
Six days dead on-the-block.

Flat overload on double inhale - classic tangy.
  • Wet ISO2001 corrugated cardboard
  • Nutmeg
  • Sail tobacco
  • Tellicherry peppercorn
  • Grape seed oil
Thought I caught some Ginger Ale, coulda been Decaf Orange Pekoe tea - hard to say.
It has that “explore your whole gob” feel.
Overall tasty, surprisingly not green.
This Galactic Funk grows heads like a Hydra, and all bigger than corn dogs.
Paladin will hold for a minute longer.
God O War and Ground Pounders on deck,,,
Gonna be a GK Genetics Summer of Love.
 

Capt. C

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God o War at 8 weeks. Must be a ground pounder leaner. Very little flower stretch maybe double but i don't think it was quite that. This girl will probably go 10 weeks. I have plants on this run that are so different when i comes to taking up irrigation week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 013.JPG week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 015.JPG week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 012.JPG week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 017.JPG week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 018.JPG week 8 gg4,citrus mlif, gow,crazy J 019.JPG water this girl is a very light drinker. About half as much as the girl next to her (crazy j ).
 

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God O War is starting to hit legendary status in our community. We need to spread the word. I would love to see some smoke reports to see if they have been matching my experience with them. Without a doubt one of the best GK Cultivars in so many areas. Takes stress like a champ - to Capt C's point, I had to fill the GOW totes less often than the other totes, and even if they went dry they never drooped. One oven survived an emergency F&D to RDWC transplant and turned out to be an absolutely gorgeous specimen. No intersex issues. Distinct pHenos that have their own merits depending on what you're looking for. Strong, sturdy, and to Jewels' point, very photogenic. Wonderfully unique bouquet. Strong heady but not speedy high, not couch-locky but can take you for a ride (almost no-ceiling). Would love to get a strong sample tested of both main pHenos. It's worth it.
 
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