Greetings from AUS

[Ramjet159]

Usually ones first response is the best ……..unless it’s in anger . Than I usually fuck it up ?

I had a funny thought from our youth .
We all as young punks lived together for awhile to save on rent etc
My brother brings this local pushbike home that we knew . Everyone says Gday …..yeah whatever . We knew why she was around
Anyway he takes her out to his back room to give her a service , a few moments later he walks out all proud like he’d conquered Everest .
She walks out a few moments later .
“ is that it ?“ she says
“ I’ve had 2 minute noodles that took longer “
Man the look on his face when we all pissed our pants laughing .
He muttered some bullshit response like he’d just been kicked in the ass .
No mercy around you true mates

 

[Psychobilly]

I had a funny thought from our youth .
We all as young punks lived together for awhile to save on rent etc
My brother brings this local pushbike home that we knew . Everyone says Gday …..yeah whatever . We knew why she was around
Anyway he takes her out to his back room to give her a service , a few moments later he walks out all proud like he’d conquered Everest .
She walks out a few moments later .
“ is that it ?“ she says
“ I’ve had 2 minute noodles that took longer “
Man the look on his face when we all pissed our pants laughing .
He muttered some bullshit response like he’d just been kicked in the ass .
No mercy around you true mates

Is pushbike a Kangaroo Idiom for what the Brits call a "Skag" ?

 

[Ramjet159]

Is pushbike a Kangaroo Idiom for what the Brits call a "Skag" ?

A push bike is a term for yeah you could say a Skag that everybody rides .

 

[Psychobilly]

A push bike is a term for yeah you could say a Skag that everybody rides .

Wait Skag is an actual word too? I legit thought this was just a term.... wow man I think I get that article now about how Australian English is just drunken British haha. Oh that is so cool.

 

[Ramjet159]

Wait Skag is an actual word too? I legit thought this was just a term.... wow man I think I get that article now about how Australian English is just drunken British haha. Oh that is so cool.

Slag , Skank , Skag , Slut , Pog , take your pick .
It’s kind of unjust really because it only applies to chicks .
We man whores get an exemption from fraternisation . Probably a good thing lol

 

[David DoCoughKnee]

Welcome @AlienDAus phenohunter is a great place! Speaking of Aliens by any chance where you on the X-Files ? Just figured I’d ask ?

 

[Psychobilly]

Slag , Skank , Skag , Slut , Pog , take your pick .
It’s kind of unjust really because it only applies to chicks .
We man whores get an exemption from fraternisation . Probably a good thing lol

That's because a lock opened by any key isn't very useful, and yet a key that can open many locks, is