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Sugar Pops420

Poppin’ Beans
So the drive here isn't so far you can't bring me that Blue Cheese to sniff?? :)
Ok, I guess it’s time we had a little talk about math..
Are ya any good at run on equations?
See, if you take the 3000+ kilometres between here and there, multiply that to the price of gas (x2), then add food, lodging and the care taker’s fee for the week it would take to get there and back( speed limits, construction zones, shitty weather..)
So already we’re in a world of debt. That doesn’t include bail or lawyer fees yet either for me trying to cross the border.. so you can safely do a few more thousands there…
So where are we now? 7 -maybe 10 grand on a light day and a judge that recently got laid!..?

But wait!.. it doesn’t stop there… for an additional 29.95, you could have TWO sniffs!. And maybe a pin joint to try!.. ??

Or…. I could just send ya some beans, and you could sniff it all ya want!, I could stay out of the crow bar hotel, and still feed all the critters!.. (personally, I’m for option number 2)..
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Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Ok, I guess it’s time we had a little talk about math..
Are ya any good at run on equations?
See, if you take the 3000+ kilometres between here and there, multiply that to the price of gas (x2), then add food, lodging and the care taker’s fee for the week it would take to get there and back( speed limits, construction zones, shitty weather..)
So already we’re in a world of debt. That doesn’t include bail or lawyer fees yet either for me trying to cross the border.. so you can safely do a few more thousands there…
So where are we now? 7 -maybe 10 grand on a light day and a judge that recently got laid!..?

But wait!.. it doesn’t stop there… for an additional 29.95, you could have TWO sniffs!. And maybe a pin joint to try!.. ??

Or…. I could just send ya some beans, and you could sniff it all ya want!, I could stay out of the crow bar hotel, and still feed all the critters!.. (personally, I’m for option number 2)..
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10 grand ? People spend that on a cutting LOL :)

Boy that would be one LONG drive though; Shit driving from here to Quebec and back so many times I'm shocked I have no criminal record in Canada LOL! I got so annoyed driving just that amount that when the ex's car's speedometer broke and she couldn't yell at me anymore saying I'm speeding we once did that trip in like 7 hours hahaha!

She had no idea how fast we were going until she looked out the window on the..... Shit I forgot if it's the 401 or 402.... Ah well, anyway, they have a train track by the freeway on one of those and it was one of them "fast trains" and we were caught up to, and passed that train and she's like "wait a minute.... You HAVE to speeding now!" LOL.

It’s all about that Maui Wowie man, but don’t forget the added Labrador!..?

You know I actually want to try that one purely because of that movie LOL!

I wonder what Great Dane tastes like

Chemdog! :) Maybe with some of that "shit" strain crossed in :)
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Everytime I see this line from Cheech and Chong, I think about the coffee beans they collect from jaguar shit lol. Think I saw they were selling it for 15$ a cup when I lived in Seattle in 2003.

Awwww I love Jaguars ! I've only heard of that little mammal that eats only ripe Coffee Beans, and apparently is 50 bucks for a cup of Coffee made from it but I'll be Honest; I think I'd be OK with a Jaguar hahaha
 

Sugar Pops420

Poppin’ Beans
Everytime I see this line from Cheech and Chong, I think about the coffee beans they collect from jaguar shit lol. Think I saw they were selling it for 15$ a cup when I lived in Seattle in 2003.
Don’t get me wrong, I really love coffee!.. but if I needed a fierce feline to make my coffee, I’d just piss the wife off and “tell her” to make me a cup of joe… ( raised hairs, claws and bad attitude are all inclusive) for FREE!.. lmao??
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Don’t get me wrong, I really love coffee!.. but if I needed a fierce feline to make my coffee, I’d just piss the wife off and “tell her” to make me a cup of joe… ( raised hairs, claws and bad attitude are all inclusive) for FREE!.. lmao??

LOL don't forget to tell her to "calm down" in between snarls, they love that hahaha. But yeah if I saw a baby Jaguar I'm not sure I'd be able to contain myself. Then again I once told my Mom that the Wife needed pads by saying "The Dishwasher is leaking" LOL. They both know me well enough that they know when it's a joke.
 
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