Lemon tree x blue orca haze -Synergy Genetics 🧬

Uncle Rom

Dirty Dirt Bandit
@SCJedi I will post a link from your journal

Good day, Monsieurs and Mademoiselles. Je suis high as f@ck
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-The grind:
Watermelon, cantaloupe, lime.. all slightly gone bad in the fridge.. nailed it

the taste:
Not actually what I expected from the smell. Surprisingly earthy juuust a hint of the lime except now it is carbonated. Slightly bitter
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-smoke:
Not as dense of hoots as the blue berry OG x boh (only 3 hoots to get through the bowl) but most likely higher thc content. Takes my breath away a bit even tho it’s smooth. Nice ash.

-the buzz:
Almost straight sativa. Mouth is dry and I’m almost uncomfortably alert on account of it being 3 am.
Makes me feel as though it is unacceptable that I am not creating or achieving something/ being productive.

Shit chill Rom.. doing a smoke report at 3am is both creative and productive.. I think..

Anyway,
the high is mildly urgent but slow is smooth and smooth is fast..

I would recommend this as a great breakfast smoke or maybe after-lunch-and-theres-no-time-to-nap smoke.

Great deck-building buds for sure.
challenging, constructive smoke

not recommended for “kickin back and playin vids” nah bros lol. You’ll be learning to play the banjo while re-evaluating your entire existence here on this rapidly spinning science experiment of a planet.

Slight burnout but not bad

schizophrenic folk or someone having a mental health related episode should not toke this one. Just my opinion (Not a doctor)

-Fin
 

Uncle Rom

Dirty Dirt Bandit
Sounds like it leans well to the BOH side and is a tad racy. I'd like to smell the grind. Wait, that came out wrong.
It’s Aunt Roms Favorite. Light fluffy creative high but can get just a bit challenging more than racy, but if you don’t over indulge it’s just chill but alert. It’s not my personal Favorite buzz wise but I’m splitting hairs cause it’s premo sh!t. It’s strongest attributes are potency and smell.
the blueberry og x boh has recently acquired a heavy, grassy/earthy, blueberry jam-like raunch (especially taste more than smell even) so I’ve been mostly toking fat, offensively gassy joints of that 😆
Not gonna lie tho.. I’ve still not gotten over Nigerian or blackwater and with this new Apollo 11/13 action in my future.. I hate to be rude cause she’s a fine woman, but that b.o.h. Is just a rebound, personally.
Being Canadian I am spoiled when it comes to NL and WW cuts. We always had that around but could hardly get a wiff of kush. Weird eh? Cause at the time from what it sounds like from listening to rap music of the era, Kush is all y’all smoked😝
 

SCJedi

In Bloom
Being Canadian I am spoiled when it comes to NL and WW cuts. We always had that around but could hardly get a wiff of kush. Weird eh? Cause at the time from what it sounds like from listening to rap music of the era, Kush is all y’all smoked😝
It is always a nice thing to have goodies rocking for Aunt Rom, but I have some Northern Lights tricks up my sleeve too. Well, she may like the LA Fad weed I'm about to breed with but I promise to get some NL1, NL2, and NL5 and some of Nev's Haze's your way too. Oddly enough it is coming from Canada to California only to go back to you in Canada. LOL
 

Uncle Rom

Dirty Dirt Bandit
It is always a nice thing to have goodies rocking for Aunt Rom, but I have some Northern Lights tricks up my sleeve too. Well, she may like the LA Fad weed I'm about to breed with but I promise to get some NL1, NL2, and NL5 and some of Nev's Haze's your way too. Oddly enough it is coming from Canada to California only to go back to you in Canada. LOL
Sounds classic and nostalgic.
Haha I’m in! Amped for the new fad projects. I feel like such a cheap sl®t sayin it but i just had to try some fancy new cake cuts the kids are on about.. now i crave dessert weed 🍦 along with the raunchy ass skanky sh!t. I have 6-7 different smokes right now and i get stressed if I’m forced to live in squalor having only 2-3 kinds of bud on me like some dirty peasant. 😆
I may live a very simple life in the bush.. low overhead, small footprint, but I am a spoiled, shamefully indulgent weed hoe.

I am also a real sick f@ck when it comes to cultivation addiction.. I shouldn’t be so hard on myself tho.. it’s a disease. I mean if you can grow a couple and call it an evening, it’s not a problem.. but I need help my good man
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But never fear for these two severe, debilitating.. nay, life threatening addictions do coalesce, symbiotically. Feeding and satisfying each other. An ebb and flow of sorts, keeping me from succumbing to all the inherent evils and murderous type symptoms that plague sufferers of either of these.. disorders.. when not combined... Jah ✌
 
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