New Aussie seed bank

Amarok

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Any of you going to Perth for the UFC show on the 12th?

Man, I'd love to see Volkanovski get the 155 belt.

After Volk, Jack Della Maddalenna is probably the Aussie fighter I'm most looking forward to on that card. There's actually a lot of Oz fighters that night.
Kinda surprised Tai Tuivasa isn't fighting, though I guess since he got TKO'd in December it's probably good he's taking some time.

So, anyone doing a road trip?
That's only about 2500 km or so, right @Ramjet159 ? Just an easy weekend drive. ;)
 

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Let me see ….2320 kms x 110 kms an hour . Couple piss breaks, refuelling , a couple replenishment stops . Dodge a bit of wild life . Stop on the Nullarbor cliffs to check out the whales and shit . What time does it start again ?
I think I can do this !
There’s only one thing that may just trump me ( no not the same trump , shit I didn’t mean it admin )
It’s called work …. All I see right now is water . Unless however I go rogue and steal the company’s Tug and leave from here . Give ‘em a buzz ? and get them to postpone it just for me .
More mathematical equations . ???
So if I leave now I gotta go south for a day before I can turn west , then it’s another 3 days at 10 knots before I cross the Western Australian border . Then another 3-4 days with good conditions to reach Perth . Steal someone’s berth ( Rogue again ) Uber it to town . Bum a ticket from a scalper ( sexual favour last resort ) , grab a beer and I’m set .
So who’s coming ?
Fuck I forgot the Super Bowl is on 1000 am Monday morning as well.
 

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
The trick is to jump straight up right before the basket hits the ground! ? No Worries! :ROFLMAO:
Yep or ………..and there’s always an or ……… release periodic anti heat seeker flares as I get closer …….or …… I parachute from the balloon on the incoming alert and glide straight onto the roof of the stadium or yeah maybe the car park if I’m a bit rusty .
I like my idea coz I saw your theory on myth-busters in an elevator scenario and it didn’t end well for Buster !
 

Hugh Jass

Canna-Mycologist
Yep or ………..and there’s always an or ……… release periodic anti heat seeker flares as I get closer …….or …… I parachute from the balloon on the incoming alert and glide straight onto the roof of the stadium or yeah maybe the car park if I’m a bit rusty .
I like my idea coz I saw your theory on myth-busters in an elevator scenario and it didn’t end well for Buster !
Fairly sound strategy to go the opposite of one of my ideas.
I know a guy who actually does parachute into the Jacksonville Jaguars home games - tried to get me to jump from a perfectly good airplane once.
 

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Fairly sound strategy to go the opposite of one of my ideas.
I know a guy who actually does parachute into the Jacksonville Jaguars home games - tried to get me to jump from a perfectly good airplane once.
I’m with you on this one
If I had no choice then sure I would jump .
Otherwise I’ll stick to the shitty food and in flight entertainment .
I’ll even have a crack at flying the plane . Just gotta show me where the Autopilot switch is and I’m good ?
 

Amarok

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Four episodes into Mr Inbetween and really enjoying it. Ray is a scary bastard, but I'd hang with him.
Mr Inbetween GIF by FX Networks
 

Frosty78

Habitabat autem somnium

Amarok

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I didn't,
You're way further west aren't you? I thought you were over nearer Perth. Or am I hallucinating again? o_O

Not sure if you've watched much, but hockey is a fun game, fast and rough. Like any good game, they don't have to be top pros to be entertaining. It's fun to watch at pretty much any level if the teams are competitive.
 

Frosty78

Habitabat autem somnium
You're way further west aren't you? I thought you were over nearer Perth. Or am I hallucinating again? o_O

Not sure if you've watched much, but hockey is a fun game, fast and rough. Like any good game, they don't have to be top pros to be entertaining. It's fun to watch at pretty much any level if the teams are competitive.
Nah im West of Melbourne half way between melb and Adelaide. Work down in melb still.

Yes I've watched ice hockey and enjoy it. I was in Canada and in Toronto about 20 years ago when you held the world cup of ice hockey.
 

Amarok

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Be honest, how many of you upside-down folks can dance along with this one? ;)

@Ramjet159 I would die laughing if the wife recorded you with your best imitation of the singer's moves. :dancingsmiley"

Oi Oi Oi
 

Amarok

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Shit. Just read about Stevie Wright after watching that wild performance.
What a horrible sad shitshow of a life. Goes from the top of the world to being a has-been in a blink of an eye, gets hooked on smack and then gets his brain fried by a quack.
RIP
 

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Be honest, how many of you upside-down folks can dance along with this one? ;)

@Ramjet159 I would die laughing if the wife recorded you with your best imitation of the singer's moves. :dancingsmiley"

Oi Oi Oi

I’m being totally honest . You do not want to see me bustin moves .
If my daughters could tell you about my attempts on the dance floor .
I can’t even describe what they say I look like so yeah , in the interests of keeping this place non offensive I’m gonna pass on this challenge .
I’m up for doing stupid shit for a laugh but me in sync with the beat ……
I gotta be extremely drunk to get even close .
 

Amarok

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I’m being totally honest . You do not want to see me bustin moves .
If my daughters could tell you about my attempts on the dance floor .
I can’t even describe what they say I look like so yeah , in the interests of keeping this place non offensive I’m gonna pass on this challenge .
I’m up for doing stupid shit for a laugh but me in sync with the beat ……
I gotta be extremely drunk to get even close .
This should have happened while you were on vacation, when you were 1/2 alcohol by volume. Damn, opportunity missed.(note to self, save dumb ideas for RJ's next holiday)
Easybeat-ing might not have been as painful as your pole-dancing escapade. ;)
Maybe not though. I know I wouldn't be able to walk for a week if I tried those moves.:dancingsmiley"
 
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