First, you mix Kief in with the flower to mix up the dough, let rise in bowl with tea towel to cover. Roll and Light a joint.
For the sauce,.. (wait wait wait,,, you need a bong hit first!)
ok, caught your breath yet? Moving on…
Added to a can of tomato paste, more kief, then add spices and seasoning. Don’t be shy on the kief either!
And now, roll out the dough then do the tossy turny thing in the air. Place on baking whatever…
add sauce , come on, don’t be cheap!
By now you should be good and baked, if not roll more and hit the bong harder!
Now… on to the toppings.. first we add cheese preferably dried and cured, but sometimes fresh will have to do.. UK cheese works even better! But blue cheese may be substituted in a time if need.
next we add, Ohhh you guessed it… Bacon! No, not the strips silly.. get the good stuff!
chunky bacon!
cocktail onions, just smash them flat with your blade sideways.. toss them all over and add more cheese. Ok ok, you can pick what kind of cheese for this round..
next Italian sausage.. don’t worry if you got the really hot one, it isn’t going to matter with you being that stoned anyway!
Green pepper, though yellow and red are acceptable too, just make sure the red ones don’t bite you back (unless you’re into that kind of thing)
Any other topping are completely at your own risk and we at pHenohunters take no responsibility for your actions prior during or after the pizza!
Enjoy or toss,,, that’s another You choice, but at least you’re baked enough to do both!
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