18B
In Bloom
Today I spent the day with some friends that are married couples. We went riding in the mountains near my home in VA. It was me, my daughter and three couples...pretty cool day.
The things I took from today was:
I'm so fucking glad I am not married, it's a blessing that I am 100% deaf in my right ear and I'm so fucking glad I am not married.
So it started ok with the required amount of maintenance etc...I got them all mounted and stuff...this was their idea...because of course they were expert riders and all...we started out and the bitching began...it's too cold, the tree branches are scratching me, I'm afraid my horse is going to fall off a cliff and on and on and on....what do we do if we see a bear blah blah blah...my daughter said, DAD I gotta ride up ahead I can't handle this...then they start on about cheating...and all, then asking me where my wife was and what happened...first I explained that married women are their husbands curse and I would never be with a married woman because I would not want another mans curse, then I told them I kicked her to the curb because she disturbed me too much and that I have full custody of my kids and we do just fine without her or any other woman in the house....ahhhhhh...at last...the long period of just silence.
It didn't last long before one of them wanted to go back and then the others. Just fuckin miserable...
My conclusion from today...and I know marriages are not all like these...but...I believe my friends to be nutless when they are around their wives and I am ever thankful I do not have one. If I ever did she would have to be a partner and not an anchor.?
The things I took from today was:
I'm so fucking glad I am not married, it's a blessing that I am 100% deaf in my right ear and I'm so fucking glad I am not married.
So it started ok with the required amount of maintenance etc...I got them all mounted and stuff...this was their idea...because of course they were expert riders and all...we started out and the bitching began...it's too cold, the tree branches are scratching me, I'm afraid my horse is going to fall off a cliff and on and on and on....what do we do if we see a bear blah blah blah...my daughter said, DAD I gotta ride up ahead I can't handle this...then they start on about cheating...and all, then asking me where my wife was and what happened...first I explained that married women are their husbands curse and I would never be with a married woman because I would not want another mans curse, then I told them I kicked her to the curb because she disturbed me too much and that I have full custody of my kids and we do just fine without her or any other woman in the house....ahhhhhh...at last...the long period of just silence.
It didn't last long before one of them wanted to go back and then the others. Just fuckin miserable...
My conclusion from today...and I know marriages are not all like these...but...I believe my friends to be nutless when they are around their wives and I am ever thankful I do not have one. If I ever did she would have to be a partner and not an anchor.?