Top 5 Stoner Foods

Mr. Waggamufifn

Mr. Waggamufifn

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I'm trying to combine a list of the top 5 stoner foods. Whats in your top ten? I'll go first (1 being best) as well as some honorable mentions:

1. Tacos- I could practically inhale 4 of these at once
2. Pizza- I could eat a whole pizza at once
3. Burgers w/ Fries- Fun to make, Fun to eat
4. Meatball Sub- Nuff' Said
5. Grilled Cheese Sandwich- Best pick for quick munchies

Honorable Mentions go out to our baked stuff:

Savory:
Chicken Nuggets/Tendies
Baked Salmon (underrated)
Cheesy Potato Wedges

Sweet:
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pumpkin Pie (not just for Thanksgiving lol)
Banana Muffins (them bitches be hittin the spot)
 
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Rozgreenburn

Rozgreenburn

"The Philosopher, is Stoned"
1 bag with White castle cheeseburgers. 2 authentic Gyros. 3 Hawaiian bagels with peanut butter, Swiss cheese and raisins. 4 My wife's meatloaf. 5 Pierogis!!!

Edit: #4 My wife's meatloaf. She makes meatloaf patties of 1/2 pounds apiece. She cooks 'em on a broiler pan, which makes each piece an end {my favorite part}.
 
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Bevers

Bevers

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When I was a kid tacos, pizza, and subs/sandwiches were the best stoned food. We’d go to a sushi place on the beach a lot when we were stoned too. Not having to make it yourself was a big plus. Ha. These days my top five are:
1)Grilled cheese with caramelized onions, sautéed mushrooms (Other types of grilled cheese as well. Brie, fig spread, and pear or apple. So many different combos.)
2)Tomato Reuben
3)Cheese, crackers, fruit
4)Good grapes
5)Baby carrots and hummus
 
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Bevers

Bevers

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Can’t stop thinking about this. Ha. My all-time top five:
1)Doughnuts (Lots of good doughnuts out there. The Donut Man’s strawberry or peach seasonal ones are memorable though.)
2)Big Mission burrito with chips and salsa and guacamole (Best spots were in the Bay Area for sure. Quite a few there are great.)
3)Good Italian sub/sandwich (Larchmont or Bay Cities)
4)Tacos (Birria tacos were always fun when super stoned. Best eaten outside of the truck standing up. Too many good ones out there to name any.)
5)Tampa Cuban sandwich with rice and beans (Tampa area spots. Columbia or La Segunda for me.)
 
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BH

BH

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PlumberSoCal said:
Not fair. I can do top strains without thinking but food? My wife and I are total foodies. Food Network is what we watch. Okay, let's see...
1 Tacos. My tacos, not the bell or border or Juan, my tacos.
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2-5 is anything my wife makes?
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nothing better as a meal or snack is some tocos or burrito

so I canned up a bunch of pork butt, turkey and chicken and man that makes a easy solution for this and storage. bam I got a meal and def better buying it from a restaurant or fast food. so simple and customizable and filling. eat e, anyday and all day hehe
 
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PlumberSoCal

PlumberSoCal

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#1
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I didnt even make tortillas. Even the damn refried bean tacos are better than anything I can buy
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and i cheat on those with these
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Yeah, I know how to make 'em but I can't get a whole lot better and we're talking soaking overnight and the right amount of sorrento peppers. Trust me, I'm working on it so I can make them consistently good.
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#2-5 is still any meal my wife makes, any day?
 
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1) My mom’s cooking. Anything she cooks. Period.
2) BBQ. Anything BBQ. Shit it could be BBQ platypus It’d probably be good. Maybe cuz I LOVE the smell of charcoal burning w naphtha starter fluid. (sorry Hank Hill)
3) Pizza. We have a local joint here w the best cracker crust pizza. And when I tried a a jersey pie I was like Wtf so contrasting yet so good. The foldable part, the cheesiness
4) Taco truck tacos. I love buche, tripas, asada, Al pastor, carnitas, chicken, all of it. California burrito too. It has Asada w fries and add guac for an extra goodness. Except for Sesos (cow brains). One time when I was in my teens I drove to a local taco truck a couple miles away and decided hey, I’ll try them brains, fuck it. Got a burrito. Drove back home to eat n share w my dog (RIP Buddy I love you). I hated it and pitched him the burro. He picked it up and shook out all the sesos and ate just the tortilla ?
5) crunchy chip snack stuffs. Almost anything. Pork rinds, Funyuns, Doritos, Cheetos, Munchos Chips, hot fries, Gardettos rye chips (thanks @pwnytailjoe for the nudge). I was at my friend’s house and she had mini bags of assorted chips. I smashed all the different varieties lol

If we were to go top ten I can rant even further lol
 
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pwnytailjoe

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spyralout said:
1) My mom’s cooking. Anything she cooks. Period.
2) BBQ. Anything BBQ. Shit it could be BBQ platypus I’t’d probably be good. Maybe cuz I LOVE the smell of charcoal burning w naphtha starter fluid. (sorry Hank Hill)
3) Pizza. We have a local joint here w the best cracker crust pizza. And when I tried a a jersey pie I was like Wtf so contrasting yet so good. The foldable part, the cheesiness
4) Taco truck tacos. I love buche, tripas, asada, Al pastor, carnitas, chicken, all of it. California burrito too. It has Asada w fries and add guac for an extra goodness. Except for Sesos (cow brains). One time when I was in my teens I drove to a local taco truck a couple miles away and decided hey, I’ll try them brains, fuck it. Got a burrito. Drove back home to eat n share w my dog (RIP Buddy I love you). I hated it and pitched him the burro. He picked it up and shook out all the sesos and ate just the tortilla ?
5) crunchy chip snack stuffs. Almost anything. Pork rinds, Funyuns, Doritos, Cheetos Munchos Chips, hot fries, Gardettos rye chips (thanks @pwnytailjoe for the nudge). I was at my friend’s house and she had mini bags of assorted chips. I smashed all the different varieties lol

If we were to go top ten I can rant even further lol
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Agree with all of those except

  1. Taco/burrito pastor
  2. Pizza
  3. BBQ/tri-tip, porterhouse, ribs
  4. My cooking. Alton Brown changed my life
  5. Snacks - crunchy, chocolate, cakey
I had a friend whose mom worked on a taco truck. We would get our tamales from her. One day I'm over there and it's smelling mouthwateringly good. He tells me I have to try "this" and hands me a taco. It was damn good.... except for the texture. Anyway, I took two more bites before he told me it was sesos. Some textures I just can't handle, boiled spinach being one.

I ate a pizza every day in 2018 except for a couple when it wasn't convenient to have food.
 
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PlumberSoCal

PlumberSoCal

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pwnytailjoe said:
Agree with all of those except

  1. Taco/burrito pastor
  2. Pizza
  3. BBQ/tri-tip, porterhouse, ribs
  4. My cooking. Alton Brown changed my life
  5. Snacks - crunchy, chocolate, cakey
I had a friend whose mom worked on a taco truck. We would get our tamales from her. One day I'm over there and it's smelling mouthwateringly good. He tells me I have to try "this" and hands me a taco. It was damn good.... except for the texture. Anyway, I took two more bites before he told me it was sesos. Some textures I just can't handle, boiled spinach being one.

I ate a pizza every day in 2018 except for a couple when it wasn't convenient to have food.
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Alton, food god❤️
 
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