Top 5 Stoner Foods

Mr. Waggamufifn

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I'm trying to combine a list of the top 5 stoner foods. Whats in your top ten? I'll go first (1 being best) as well as some honorable mentions:

1. Tacos- I could practically inhale 4 of these at once
2. Pizza- I could eat a whole pizza at once
3. Burgers w/ Fries- Fun to make, Fun to eat
4. Meatball Sub- Nuff' Said
5. Grilled Cheese Sandwich- Best pick for quick munchies

Honorable Mentions go out to our baked stuff:

Savory:
Chicken Nuggets/Tendies
Baked Salmon (underrated)
Cheesy Potato Wedges

Sweet:
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pumpkin Pie (not just for Thanksgiving lol)
Banana Muffins (them bitches be hittin the spot)
 
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Bodean

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Ok.
Bo's got gut rot but I can't leave a tasty treat alone. ?

1. Skyline chili dip. It looks meh but addictive.
2. Pastry. Cream horns , eclairs , cannolis, etc..
3. BBQ , ribs and burnt ends , brisquit oh my.
4. ? fo sure. Except red sauce tears my gut up these days. NY style, Detroit pan, cracker thin. If your ever north of Seattle try Pagliacci's or Romeo's .
5. Ham specifically Nueskes Applewood smoked. I could hoard the whole Damm thing to myself. Also their bacon is the whoop too.
6. ice cream by the pint. That's considered a single serving right? Also soft serve ice cream ? with a crunch coat!
7. Peanut butter pie almost forgot lol.

Basically just telling you all I'm fat ?
 
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pwnytailjoe said:
Agree with all of those except

  1. Taco/burrito pastor
  2. Pizza
  3. BBQ/tri-tip, porterhouse, ribs
  4. My cooking. Alton Brown changed my life
  5. Snacks - crunchy, chocolate, cakey
I had a friend whose mom worked on a taco truck. We would get our tamales from her. One day I'm over there and it's smelling mouthwateringly good. He tells me I have to try "this" and hands me a taco. It was damn good.... except for the texture. Anyway, I took two more bites before he told me it was sesos. Some textures I just can't handle, boiled spinach being one.

I ate a pizza every day in 2018 except for a couple when it wasn't convenient to have food.
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I’ll try damn near everything except for dog or cat lol. But since I was in China on biz traveling the entire east coast like 7 different “states” all w very different foods. Who TF knows if I got served beef, dog, cat or mountain rat lol ? they cook up everything there. I did notice that in some regions they had different cuisines and even the same thing like shrimp, the shrimps were different from one place to another even when they were just a few streets away from each other. They did have peanuts at every meal though. Kinda like how Koreans have Kim Chi at every meal? Ya man the sesos texture is kinda like mushy scrambled eggs? I hated the taste but maybe it was that particular truck. Shit if even my dog didn’t eat it then well lol
 
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Bodean said:
Ok.
Bo's got gut rot but I can't leave a tasty treat alone. ?

1. Skyline chili dip. It looks meh but addictive.
2. Pastry. Cream horns , eclairs , cannolis, etc..
3. BBQ , ribs and burnt ends , brisquit oh my.
4. ? fo sure. Except red sauce tears my gut up these days. NY style, Detroit pan, cracker thin. If your ever north of Seattle try Pagliacci's or Romeo's .
5. Ham specifically Nueskes Applewood smoked. I could hoard the whole Damm thing to myself. Also their bacon is the whoop too.
6. ice cream by the pint. That's considered a single serving right? Also soft serve ice cream ? with a crunch coat!
7. Peanut butter pie almost forgot lol.

Basically just telling you all I'm fat ?
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Dude the burnt ends ? eclairs, cannolis all the custard or cream filled pastries. And apple fritters. I’m not a sweets guy but those just snag me whenever I’m in the mood (or stoned off my ass lol) Romeo’s is bomb AF. Gotta try that Nueskes. I haven’t seen it around here. Smuggle me some please lol

I feel ya on the gut rot mang. We’re gut rot buddies lol ?
 
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Honestly I'm harder to make a top 5 list for.... It really depends on the day, season, and what I'm hungry for.

I have a .... Let's say "issue" with Taco Bell, which seems to be a thing stoners in my area think is good. Personally I'm still annoyed with them that the Half Pound Potato Burrito is gone. I won't even eat it unless I'm really hungry. They brought back that "pizza" but not my Burrito....

I'm a huge fan of Bread. Naan Bread I'll sit and eat plain and cold because I love it. Chocolate is.... Generally where I make posts where I do NOT look good at ALL. LOL.

Tacos and Pizza are high on my list but that depends on what kind. Fried Chicken is up there too. Ham easily makes my list and, of course, posts where I don't look so great too LOL.

Quiche is awesome, though I haven't had any in a while.

Certain Cheese I'll sit and just bite chunks off a little block of it until it's gone, specially if it's spicy. OHHH!!! JAMAICAN !!!!! I LOVE Jamaican food! Those Patties are ridiculous :)

Thai Food is also lovely.

Deep Fried Catfish is on my list, and, another reason I won't be looking good when I talk about it. I can easily go through 3 pounds of that in a single sitting.
 
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PlumberSoCal

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pwnytailjoe said:
We did his brined turkey with the apples, cinnamon, and herbs stuffed in the carcass the first Thanksgiving we were together and have done it that way*almost* every time since.
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His grandma's biscuits?. She beat him and he was the judge? that's how my wife makes biscuits these days. We've learned and laughed with Alton for years, just love him❤️
 
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Beans and rice all day long (Latina wifey) but I love making asian sauces and just mixing up some ramen or rice. Gojujang, oils, spices, oyster sauce, light and dark soy sauce, fish sauce, etc. Killer snack for late night munchies and our rice maker always has warm rice standing by.
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My wife was asking if I thought Pho sounded good for this coming rainy weekend. Oh yeah, she knocks it out of the park. We've got some neck bones and I'll pick up ox tail latter today after work. It's amazing and why we never go out for it?
 
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Psychobilly said:
Honestly I'm harder to make a top 5 list for.... It really depends on the day, season, and what I'm hungry for.

I have a .... Let's say "issue" with Taco Bell, which seems to be a thing stoners in my area think is good. Personally I'm still annoyed with them that the Half Pound Potato Burrito is gone. I won't even eat it unless I'm really hungry. They brought back that "pizza" but not my Burrito....

I'm a huge fan of Bread. Naan Bread I'll sit and eat plain and cold because I love it. Chocolate is.... Generally where I make posts where I do NOT look good at ALL. LOL.

Tacos and Pizza are high on my list but that depends on what kind. Fried Chicken is up there too. Ham easily makes my list and, of course, posts where I don't look so great too LOL.

Quiche is awesome, though I haven't had any in a while.

Certain Cheese I'll sit and just bite chunks off a little block of it until it's gone, specially if it's spicy. OHHH!!! JAMAICAN !!!!! I LOVE Jamaican food! Those Patties are ridiculous :)

Thai Food is also lovely.

Deep Fried Catfish is on my list, and, another reason I won't be looking good when I talk about it. I can easily go through 3 pounds of that in a single sitting.
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I’m not a bread guy either.
Ohhh man I gotta try Jamaican. You Jamaican me crazy lol
 
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GthaEnigma said:
Fried potatoes in any form, Sandwiches, ice cream, ramen, anything wrapped in a tortilla.
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Yeeeeaaa buddy dem fried potatoes. I’ve been making sandwiches w all kinda shit and ramen in the mornings lately cuz the soup w added lemon or lime juice is so good for this cold ass weather. And ya man tortilla wrapped stuffs. I like trying different spreads to find a combo that’ll work w the fillings that I have at the time. My tastes changed from time to time. Interesting how the appetite and cravings work
 
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PlumberSoCal said:
My wife was asking if I thought Pho sounded good for this coming rainy weekend. Oh yeah, she knocks it out of the park. We've got some neck bones and I'll pick up ox tail latter today after work. It's amazing and why we never go out for it?
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Oxtail Pho is bomb AF. A buddy of mine ordered chicken pho and another buddy and me were like wtf come on man lol
 
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