Top 5 Stoner Foods

I'm trying to combine a list of the top 5 stoner foods. Whats in your top ten? I'll go first (1 being best) as well as some honorable mentions:

1. Tacos- I could practically inhale 4 of these at once
2. Pizza- I could eat a whole pizza at once
3. Burgers w/ Fries- Fun to make, Fun to eat
4. Meatball Sub- Nuff' Said
5. Grilled Cheese Sandwich- Best pick for quick munchies

Honorable Mentions go out to our baked stuff:

Savory:
Chicken Nuggets/Tendies
Baked Salmon (underrated)
Cheesy Potato Wedges

Sweet:
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pumpkin Pie (not just for Thanksgiving lol)
Banana Muffins (them bitches be hittin the spot)
 

spyralout

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Dude I need to gain all the weight I can get cuz I know after my next surgery I’ll drop at least 30 lbs if not 40. Been lifting light weights lately and gaining muscle ? which I’ll lose and after recovery I’ll gain back. Exercise, stretching, and weight lifting has helped tremendously both mentally and physically.
 

webeblzr

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As an old traveler for work, I'd spend 250-300 days out in the field. We also worked, or could go to work, at any damned hour on the clock face.
You learn to eat whatever you can chase down at times. So I got a pretty broad base for food. This I made the other day, and is a huge favorite of mine.
Pickled (vinegar/sugar/water/ red beets, with boiled eggs, made into egg salad, with beet chunks, on some of the most recent sour dough bread, I baked, sliced and toasted.
Not for everyone.
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As an old traveler for work, I'd spend 250-300 days out in the field. We also worked, or could go to work, at any damned hour on the clock face.
You learn to eat whatever you can chase down at times. So I got a pretty broad base for food. This I made the other day, and is a huge favorite of mine.
Pickled (vinegar/sugar/water/ red beets, with boiled eggs, made into egg salad, with beet chunks, on some of the most recent sour dough bread, I baked, sliced and toasted.
Not for everyone.
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Fkn looks bomb AF very innovative I’ve been making all kinda shit at home w what I got
 

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As an old traveler for work, I'd spend 250-300 days out in the field. We also worked, or could go to work, at any damned hour on the clock face.
You learn to eat whatever you can chase down at times. So I got a pretty broad base for food. This I made the other day, and is a huge favorite of mine.
Pickled (vinegar/sugar/water/ red beets, with boiled eggs, made into egg salad, with beet chunks, on some of the most recent sour dough bread, I baked, sliced and toasted.
Not for everyone.
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Wtf I just had red beets on the side and in my salad. Now my pee’s red lol ?
 

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only fast food place I go to, sounding Like a goober but hear me out at least :cool: :ROFLMAO:


QDOBA -
I’ll max everything out, every veggie including peepers and cilantro (2x) guacamole 2 scoops ( only place I see no charge extra for that lol ), every cheese, hottest sauce and 2x rice and beans. I’ll add another wrap when I get home. Saddest part you’ll see people buy their bowl or pay 2x for double meat and barely any veggies and have To get pop which is another 2-3 bucks. dude Ill try to eat the whole burrito in one sitting but funny thing I noitce doing it this way is when I need to take my 30-50% left over burrito home I’ll ask for a bowl to use as my takeout, whatcha know that 30-50% leftovers barely can fit in the bowl . Big thing about this place vs toco bell or most mexican restaurants is if u want edits to their stuff it cost ya too much but also they make their stuff greasy and very bad for you compared to qdoba where if u choose lots of veggies at least their quality is most def on point and u can choose go pick a better choice .


so seeing people who have not filled bowls for Sam e price as burrito or having only meat is supppper dumb but ur lacking in the good stuff.

a lot of the time I’ll even get a to-go burrito Too, gotta feed myself at night ;)
 

spyralout

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only fast food place I go to, sounding Like a goober but hear me out at least :cool: :ROFLMAO:


QDOBA -
I’ll max everything out, every veggie including peepers and cilantro (2x) guacamole 2 scoops ( only place I see no charge extra for that lol ), every cheese, hottest sauce and 2x rice and beans. I’ll add another wrap when I get home. Saddest part you’ll see people buy their bowl or pay 2x for double meat and barely any veggies and have To get pop which is another 2-3 bucks. dude Ill try to eat the whole burrito in one sitting but funny thing I noitce doing it this way is when I need to take my 30-50% left over burrito home I’ll ask for a bowl to use as my takeout, whatcha know that 30-50% leftovers barely can fit in the bowl . Big thing about this place vs toco bell or most mexican restaurants is if u want edits to their stuff it cost ya too much but also they make their stuff greasy and very bad for you compared to qdoba where if u choose lots of veggies at least their quality is most def on point and u can choose go pick a better choice .


so seeing people who have not filled bowls for Sam e price as burrito or having only meat is supppper dumb but ur lacking in the good stuff.

a lot of the time I’ll even get a to-go burrito Too, gotta feed myself at night ;)
Sadly we don’t have Qdoba here any more. Probably cuz so many Mexican restaurants especially taquerias n taco trucks. Ya like fuck Chipotle they charge like an extra $2 for guac yo nah nah nah you already charge a crazy amount for the burro itself. I get the inflation but they did this before that happened so whatever to you Chipotle you’re mediocre and not what you used to be. Went to a local taqueria last weekend w my son. Huge ass tacos and a buche burrito to go. Burrito only $10 guac included no extra charge and that lasted me two meals local FTW ?
 

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Cant do it. Cant pick 5 things. Tried 5 categories, couldnt even do that. From noodles to cheesy smashburgers to homemade cookies theres just too many options. Definitely salty, thats really all I got. Probably the one unifying factor is I like salty food when im stoned, whether its spicy pho or sweet peanut M&Ms its probably salty. Also I like texture so theres a lot of crunchy involved.
 

spyralout

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Cant do it. Cant pick 5 things. Tried 5 categories, couldnt even do that. From noodles to cheesy smashburgers to homemade cookies theres just too many options. Definitely salty, thats really all I got. Probably the one unifying factor is I like salty food when im stoned, whether its spicy pho or sweet peanut M&Ms its probably salty. Also I like texture so theres a lot of crunchy involved.
Right on I’m right there w you. I’m a salty crunchy guy. Wait what did I just do there lol
 

Psychobilly

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Toilet all red n shit after having a buncha beets in my salad scared the shit outta me at first lol

Oh OK, I thought you meant like, the Irish way LOL.

Fun side note; When I was like 18 Months old, my Aunt was baby sitting me and I had gotten sick or something, and so she gave me some Strawberry Daiquiri, which made me shit red in my diaper, and made my Mom think I was like internally bleeding or something and freaked out until she called my Aunt LOL.

Kinda like how German houses have Jaeger in the Freezer for tummy aches this was considered normal LOL.
 

RookieBuds

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I'm starting to believe that Hawaiian food and culture is based upon being high, LOL! Literally ANY dish at a luau is proper "stoner food". Loco Moco, are u f-ckin kidding me?? A hamburger patty, on top of scrambled eggs, on top of rice, topped with brown gravy? I feel stoned just describing it ?❤️❤️❤️

Italian food is also really good when stoned, but a straight-up pain in the ass to make, lol!
 
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