Car porn

[Psychobilly]

I appreciate that. If you really want to, I can pm you my address and you can write me “cheesy” letters when you miss me! .

I've been working on getting a pH BBQ going on at some point, LOL. These fuckers won't move though because "It snows in Michigan" and they'd "rather meet up in a Desert where it's 125 degrees" or some shit LOL.

I have a lot of friends that are in to the hot hatches, so I know that some of them are no slouch! I’ve been on the autobahn driving a Volkswagen Golf GTI running 150ish following a Ferrari California. I do a lot of road course driving and a friend had a Ford Focus ST that was a blast on a road course!! It still had decent road manners though. I absolutely love driving…..I want to drive everything!! Haha!

Bro I'd LOVE to go to Germany.... I just wanna get my club 200 Tee Shirt in a McLaren F1, maxed out at 241 MPH, that's all.... And maybe, you know, take a GTO or a 442 with me to max it out. Shit I'd love that....

 

[Z71banshee]

I've been working on getting a pH BBQ going on at some point, LOL. These fuckers won't move though because "It snows in Michigan" and they'd "rather meet up in a Desert where it's 125 degrees" or some shit LOL.

A good ole Carhart BBQ while it’s 25 degrees outside and snowing like crazy….sounds like a party to me!! Trying to cook on a grill next to satans ball sack in the desert really isn’t that appealing! Hell, I have enough property to throw a little pheno party. Got a good friend that can smoke a pig for us and we can have a huge bonfire. I’m down for a meet up!!

 

[Psychobilly]

We have a few more members around these parts now, so this is entirely possible at some point I've been slowly hinting at U-Hauls in your absence LOL.

 

[Jewels]

This thing stood for a couple winters, she fired right up for me today.

 

[RookieBuds]

I'm honestly LOVING the new Honda Civic Type R. They finally de-styled it quite a bit & made it look less like a fake aircraft. I mean, still, it's a 50 thousand dollar Honda Civic but damn. And i really like this blue, since the interior has red seats & carpet it's a cool contrast IMO

The old gen for comparison

 

[DemonTrich]

I need to get some pics from my external HD. I have TONS of pica from 2005 Carrera it's, gt3 rs, 911t turbo, s4, alfa rameo, spyker (please look this car brand up, it's well worth it), Bentley, rolls royce, masserarti, Lamborghini, ferrari, and every 1st and last built GM car from day 1. Even concept electric cars from the 50's.

I worked at an exotic car dealership for a long time, then GM.

 

[Psychobilly]

When it comes to cars, I have different likes and dislikes:

It really comes down to what I'm thinking of in terms of use; For general driving around where I live? 4 Wheel drive Jeep all the way. The dirt roads near by, and the sheer amount of sand around, make 4 wheel drive important. The Winter does too.

So for newer vehicles, a Jeep is where I'm at. By newer I mean anything after the late 70s. Yes I was born in the 80s, and yes I know that sounds odd LOL. Now, in terms of "MAN I want to drive that!"... Well, there's of course BMW, given the way my people make cars, and the fact that a good chunk of the Autobahn has no speed limit... I want my club 200 tee shirt.

In terms of cars made here? Now we're talking about a mix of "I want to drive that!" and "Ohhhh that sound when you hit the gas....".... GTO, GTO Judge, and the 442 would be pretty high up on that list, but I admit that pretty much any car made before the 70s here, is likely on that list, because of how much I LOVE the way they look.

The car Jewels posted is on there too LOL.

 

[DemonTrich]

I forgot to add the 10x Bugatti Veyrons I've driven, detailed/prepped for delivery. And the Lamborghini Aventador. This FN car was delivered inside a custom built plywood crate with the Lamborghini logo wood-burned onto the side of the huge ass crate.

 

[Psychobilly]

Bugatti Veyrons

Damn.... I'd LOVE to get a chance to max out one of those ! As far as I know, that is the record holder for current fastest street legal car there is. I remember when it was the McLaren F1, with the BMW V-12 Engine. 0 - 100 in like 4 seconds or something like that? Maxed out at 243 MPH. There are Helicopters that couldn't keep up. LOL. I just wanna max one out, get my club 200 tee shirt, and call it a day haha.

 

[DemonTrich]

In order to unlock the Bugatti full power potential, the key needs to be inserted into the special key slot beside the drivers seat floorboard. This is the only way to unlock all 1001hp. BUT will void any and all warranties on the car. The car also has 4 "black boxes", like aeroplanes have. It dataloggs every single parameter of the car.

The 1st scheduled maitinence costs $35,000usd. One rear tire is/was 4500, and cost 1500/per wheel just for install. I worked at that dealership in the mid 2000's.

The rolls royce we had in the showroom, had a 20k option. The starlight headliner. It twinkled like the starry night sky.

 

[RookieBuds]

McLaren F1 i believe is still the fastest naturally aspirated car on Earth. And the last of truly "analog" supercars.

 

[RookieBuds]

When it comes to cars, I have different likes and dislikes:

It really comes down to what I'm thinking of in terms of use; For general driving around where I live? 4 Wheel drive Jeep all the way. The dirt roads near by, and the sheer amount of sand around, make 4 wheel drive important. The Winter does too.

So for newer vehicles, a Jeep is where I'm at. By newer I mean anything after the late 70s. Yes I was born in the 80s, and yes I know that sounds odd LOL. Now, in terms of "MAN I want to drive that!"... Well, there's of course BMW, given the way my people make cars, and the fact that a good chunk of the Autobahn has no speed limit... I want my club 200 tee shirt.

In terms of cars made here? Now we're talking about a mix of "I want to drive that!" and "Ohhhh that sound when you hit the gas....".... GTO, GTO Judge, and the 442 would be pretty high up on that list, but I admit that pretty much any car made before the 70s here, is likely on that list, because of how much I LOVE the way they look.

The car Jewels posted is on there too LOL.

I used to really like Jeeps, but they've become so toy-ish and very soccer mom-oriented, not to mention the horror stories of the "death wobble", on a 40-50 thousand dollar modern vehicle you gotta be shitting me . Maybe like an old late 90s Wrangler would be cool .

What you really need is an Overlander that reeks of cheese weed & diesel fumes

 

[Psychobilly]

In order to unlock the Bugatti full power potential, the key needs to be inserted into the special key slot beside the drivers seat floorboard. This is the only way to unlock all 1001hp. BUT will void any and all warranties on the car. The car also has 4 "black boxes", like aeroplanes have. It dataloggs every single parameter of the car.

The 1st scheduled maitinence costs $35,000usd. One rear tire is/was 4500, and cost 1500/per wheel just for install. I worked at that dealership in the mid 2000's.

The rolls royce we had in the showroom, had a 20k option. The starlight headliner. It twinkled like the starry night sky.

LOL I like how they are all like "OK, you CAN do this, but we in no way will ever cover you again" hahaha

McLaren F1 i believe is still the fastest naturally aspirated car on Earth. And the last of truly "analog" supercars.

I want one. I know the Veyron is faster at the end of the track though.



This was my first time seeing one:



MAN I'd love to do that....

I used to really like Jeeps, but they've become so toy-ish and very soccer mom-oriented, not to mention the horror stories of the "death wobble", on a 40-50 thousand dollar modern vehicle you gotta be shitting me . Maybe like an old late 90s Wrangler would be cool .

Our Jeep isn't new by any means. I've honestly never driven any of the newer models, but, mostly because I'm not pissing away 50 grand like that.

What you really need is an Overlander that reeks of cheese weed & diesel fumes

LOL. Nah bro, a 442 with Leopard Print interior, and a Cheese Wheel for a steering wheel!!!

 

[DemonTrich]

I raced a bugatti Veron when I had my 2004 cbr 1000rr race bike. The customer met us at Ubly racetrack (1/4 mile). He took me to 60', then I walked him the rest of the way. I think i ran a 9.6 1/4 mile time. My best was a 9.5.

He dis smoke my ass the first 2 races. My balls didn't get bigger until I after a few runs.

 

[Psychobilly]

I raced a bugatti Veron when I had my 2004 cbr 1000rr race bike. The customer met us at Ubly racetrack (1/4 mile). He took me to 60', then I walked him the rest of the way. I think i ran a 9.6 1/4 mile time. My best was a 9.5.

He dis smoke my ass the first 2 races. My balls didn't get bigger until I after a few runs.

Bro that's a very respectable time!

 

[Jewels]

Found a couple more oldies.
This is 600m/2000ft
Highest point between the Rocky Mountains and the Atlantic Ocean


Next one is a real Gem.
Working in the yard today, juggling batteries, moving vehicles.
Lady wanders up, starts chatting.
"Did you buy this car in Piapot ?"
"Did you buy it from Ed ?"
( name and location changed to protect the 32 people that live there)
"Ed took us out gopher hunting in that thing"
'that would explain all the 22 cartridges I found under the seats', I replied.

Sure as shit, she got the receipts.


You seen it here first
Saskatchewan Drive-by

 

[Jewels]

@RookieBuds
I must be baked, I watched that whole video with the sound off. Is it about ants playing soccer?

 

[Mr Jay]

EU , D tag
They are about for 4.6K KM from the East Coast

 

[RookieBuds]

"IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" used to be an insult

Now, it's the goal