Statistically - I suck

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
From the sink to the threshold is 5 paces. Five more across the deck, ,,and 35 more will get me across the yard, ,,over to the garage, step step step, and into the the garden.

Months ago I looked over that that flimsy handle on the 4 gallon bucket and queried directly, with the the same lens I hold to every relationship, "where will we be, when you break?".

Statistically, only about a 2% chance that handle breaks in the house.
Degrees of "wrong" are often are exasperated by timing, that is to say, when shitz go south, it's always at the worst possible time.

I was shimmying through the sliding glass door when the proximal handle broke , with the bucket mostly behind me, the distal handle came tight and unloaded the water down the back of my legs.

Even with one in 50 odds , I was certain bucket would break in the house.
It did.

I have two more identical buckets. Gimme a minute. I think I can go 3 for 3.
 

JL2G

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Staff member
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From the sink to the threshold is 5 paces. Five more across the deck, ,,and 35 more will get me across the yard, ,,over to the garage, step step step, and into the the garden.

Months ago I looked over that that flimsy handle on the 4 gallon bucket and queried directly, with the the same lens I hold to every relationship, "where will we be, when you break?".

Statistically, only about a 2% chance that handle breaks in the house.
Degrees of "wrong" are often are exasperated by timing, that is to say, when shitz go south, it's always at the worst possible time.

I was shimmying through the sliding glass door when the proximal handle broke , with the bucket mostly behind me, the distal handle came tight and unloaded the water down the back of my legs.

Even with one in 50 odds , I was certain bucket would break in the house.
It did.

I have two more identical buckets. Gimme a minute. I think I can go 3 for 3.
Yes. I truly do. Rofl.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

Dbear

In Bloom
Hahaha been there, done that... twice. Obviously didnt learn my lesson the first time lol. It def could have been worse, like running down all the stairs or a fresh batch of veg nutes spilled on carpet (I really dont like the smell of floranova veg lol). Luckily my exps were both with plain water & just one on carpet in the house lol.
 

Mr Toast

In Bloom
That is flippin hilarious!

I too feel like Charlie Brown at times...We had a small leak in the roof of our house that ran in and ruined the drywall and part of the ceiling at the end of the Hallway.

Hey, I'm pretty right!?

So I replace the drywall, mud, tape and sand it myself..phew..finally..my 3 day project is coming to an end...but...I still have a fairly extensive clean up of drywall dust..What better way than a ShopVac?

I am almost done..then...poof..
Armageddon!!

My ultra fine dust ShopVac bag blows...and the High high powered vacuum spews all the dust, with a flower like consistency, throughout the house...WTF..huh!? chuckle...

I can laugh about it now..but at the time, had you seen me, you might as well have committed me to a sanitarium...no yelling and screaming, just a seriously stunned look of disbelief at my luck.
 

coste

In Bloom
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Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Handy ? Pretty ?
You know, my eyes tracked back to that for a second,,,and then I let it go.
Really, you wanna go put on that little black number, and go clean the eaves ? - I say go for it !

What does Red Green say about, "if they dont find you handsome ,,,"

How is that for luck ? Trying to tell us about the exploding vacuum, end up revealing your secret profession.
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Capt's Farm

CHOOSE YOUR TITLE
That is flippin hilarious!

I too feel like Charlie Brown at times...We had a small leak in the roof of our house that ran in and ruined the drywall and part of the ceiling at the end of the Hallway.

Hey, I'm pretty right!?

So I replace the drywall, mud, tape and sand it myself..phew..finally..my 3 day project is coming to an end...but...I still have a fairly extensive clean up of drywall dust..What better way than a ShopVac?

I am almost done..then...poof..
Armageddon!!

My ultra fine dust ShopVac bag blows...and the High high powered vacuum spews all the dust, with a flower like consistency, throughout the house...WTF..huh!? chuckle...

I can laugh about it now..but at the time, had you seen me, you might as well have committed me to a sanitarium...no yelling and screaming, just a seriously stunned look of disbelief at my luck.
next time doing finish work mix 75% light weight with hot mud for a newbie go with 90min I use 20.....but it will go off in half the time... but you can use water and a spong to wipe it down so very little sanding........... allso that truns that 3 day/trip job into half a day............................
 
From the sink to the threshold is 5 paces. Five more across the deck, ,,and 35 more will get me across the yard, ,,over to the garage, step step step, and into the the garden.

Months ago I looked over that that flimsy handle on the 4 gallon bucket and queried directly, with the the same lens I hold to every relationship, "where will we be, when you break?".

Statistically, only about a 2% chance that handle breaks in the house.
Degrees of "wrong" are often are exasperated by timing, that is to say, when shitz go south, it's always at the worst possible time.

I was shimmying through the sliding glass door when the proximal handle broke , with the bucket mostly behind me, the distal handle came tight and unloaded the water down the back of my legs.

Even with one in 50 odds , I was certain bucket would break in the house.
It did.

I have two more identical buckets. Gimme a minute. I think I can go 3 for 3.
Holy Fuck! Im dying over here!!! Hahahahahah
 
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