Whats in your vault

Bodean

Fubared
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I had everything just tossed in a plastic container
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Not smoking herb gives you a lot of time to kill , so separated everything by Breeder. Put everything I only have 1 strain of from breeders in together. Now I only buy packs when I want to support Phenohunter members. Try to keep the stash to one shoe box. ?
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Bodean

Fubared
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not digging this part, explain yourself! :stoned:
Stupid random tests. Still haven't been done for the first of the year yet. Can't take the risk losing the job as I still pay child support. But at least I'm stocked up and tolerance reset for when I do lol. Honestly it's killing me though and all I think about. It's been over 25 years since I've had a break this long.
 

Caddis

Zinger
Stupid random tests. Still haven't been done for the first of the year yet. Can't take the risk losing the job as I still pay child support. But at least I'm stocked up and tolerance reset for when I do lol. Honestly it's killing me though and all I think about. It's been over 25 years since I've had a break this long.
Well, you have a good reason, legalization sure is quirky! :ROFLMAO:
My son work doesn’t even pre employment test, it’s heavy fabrication.
 

Gentlemancorpse

Cannabis Chaotician
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Well, you have a good reason, legalization sure is quirky! :ROFLMAO:
My son work doesn’t even pre employment test, it’s heavy fabrication.
It is really weird these days. Im in a legal state so now all my contracts just ask "do you drug test your employees?" and Im supposed to say yes ... but theres no stipulation on the conditions so I could be like "yes, if theyve committed multiple safety violations within a one year period" and thats acceptable now. They used to ask if I prescreened ... but we'd all laugh because if you only hired fence installers who didnt smoke weed, you wouldnt be able to hire any fence installers lol
 

Amos Otis

Weed Legend
if you only hired fence installers who didnt smoke weed, you wouldnt be able to hire any fence installers lol

Or most independent workers. My lawn care guy [mower] of the past 6 years takes buds for payment. A cable contractor was a 2 zip a month buyer until he was transferred 2 counties away, and the painters that did the back deck two springs ago turned me on to a joint of their inside grown weed. I turned them onto a joint and a pack of Black Mamba seeds, and answered grow questions almost daily until they brought in their first harvest. Gave them a second pack as part payment for some pressure washing this past fall. The plumbers that replaced a heating element in the water heater weeks ago are both indoor growers, and left with some Brisco seeds...:)
 

Amarok

bad mother chucker
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Stupid random tests. Still haven't been done for the first of the year yet. Can't take the risk losing the job as I still pay child support. But at least I'm stocked up and tolerance reset for when I do lol. Honestly it's killing me though and all I think about. It's been over 25 years since I've had a break this long.
I feel your pain. I used to have to dry out twice a year and it was misery each time. Irritable, can't sleep, restless...and then being worried that you'll still somehow come back positive on a random.
Fuck me, getting the ol' PTSD just thinking about it.

I hope it's over soon and you can get properly medicated.
 

OldG

Elite Hobbyist
I get filled with anxiety when I look in the main hoard. I got one of these pelican ammo containers....and i removed the greenpoint.
So... I grow some GP in secret but its the oldest shit or the first batch...I paid hard dollahs...it can go outside and seed the world.

There is a reason I will NEVER buy seeds again...i just avoid the sales...AVOID I SAY

Because in this chest are the keys to the kindgom of pot GREATNESS...and I can BREED Baby let me tell you

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I want to say Half of my GREAT gear came from Heathen...not just what he made (godbud F3, Starfighter F6, and a bunch i am too high to remember) but he sent me so much other gear when he shifted to hot peppers. And I mean fine gear...a person with an eye for it.

I still have that pack.. And we made a bet over a super bowl game like 5 years ago..4...time has limited meaning for me...

But I lost the bet.....I sent him that pack of topanga i bet on...and 2 weeks later that pack came back...and the jelly pie i would have won...and i love you bro.

So i hoard all of that greatness and try and contain it in this case.......it throbs like its in a pirates of the Caribbean movie !
 
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Hugh Jass

Canna-Mycologist
Apparently you can tape a bottle of piss (someone else’s :oops:) to your thigh?
I’ll go build fence! :stoned:
I have successfully used fake piss from the interwebz several times.
Got jobs using it, stayed on jobs, too - it works, or at least the brand I got works.
When I first started going to the VA, I used it all the time.
Pretty funny going over the lab results from fake piss - VA docs are clueless.
 

Amarok

bad mother chucker
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I have successfully used fake piss from the interwebz several times.
Up here they don't play. Any of that fake shit is caught immediately and even real stuff is checked for temperature so if you bring in a clean sample, it has to be close to internal body temp or that gets flagged. Over-hydrate to dilute, that gets flagged, too.

The whole piss-test thing was so degrading, and just as bad, pointless. All it did was push people towards opioids to deal with the pain and loneliness and boredom of remote work.

That shit was a big reason why I walked away leaving a pile of money on the table. Dope nazis, safety nazis, security nazis, and not one of them actually improving anything for anyone.
 

OldG

Elite Hobbyist
I get filled with anxiety when I look in the main hoard. I got one of these pelican ammo containers....and i removed the greenpoint.
So... I grow some GP in secret but its the oldest shit or the first batch...I paid hard dollahs...it can go outside and seed the world.

There is a reason I will NEVER buy seeds again...i just avoid the sales...AVOID I SAY

Because in this chest are the keys to the kindgom of pot GREATNESS...and I can BREED Baby let me tell you

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I want to say Half of my GREAT gear came from Heathen...not just what he made (godbud F3, Starfighter F6, and a bunch i am too high to remember) but he sent me so much other gear when he shifted to hot peppers. And I mean fine gear...a person with an eye for it.

I still have that pack.. And we made a bet over a super bowl game like 5 years ago..4...time has limited meaning for me...

But I lost the bet.....I sent him that pack of topanga i bet on...and 2 weeks later that pack came back...and the jelly pie i would have won...and i love you bro.

So i hoard all of that greatness and try and contain it in this case.......it throbs like its in a pirates of the Caribbean movie !
Once upon a time i had 63 seeds or so.....and i sent 10 to jewels.

And I did it because we are BROs

And I just knew it,...so looking at the hoard I would say the universe said I shalll go richter scale

And Jewels I mean to not ever make this thing...prop me up...for real....i just mean...like you can become friends giving of your...not bounty.....

Fuck man i can give of my bounty all day...but...that very thing,...and i did not do it to be anything but a bro...
It shaped my today.
It is why those fucking male duds bug me more than others...but ...shit man i have these gods herbs i made brother....

:D
oh that boomer touched down....i swore i would never...but i have 14 lets say 12 grams left of yetis
And i am so happy, that time i helped a friend i found... :D
 

Bodean

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I've used little heating packs that come with some of the fake stuff, also just stowed it in my shorts to get it to the right temp.

It's all risky business, for sure! When the Navy started doing them, it was time to get out.
I've used the same type of stuff. Urine luck .
Thing is I can't keep it strapped in all the time. One of the girls here had it in her bra and broke open and leaked out. That was funny but felt horrible for her.
 

Hugh Jass

Canna-Mycologist
I've used the same type of stuff. Urine luck .
Thing is I can't keep it strapped in all the time. One of the girls here had it in her bra and broke open and leaked out. That was funny but felt horrible for her.
I guess so much of it also depends on the "Nazi Quotient" of the people administering the whiz quizzes. In the military, somebody comes with you and watches you fish out your junk and piss in the jar. At the civilian jobs, the ones I've had anyway, I always just had to go to one of the piss test clinic / "doc in the box" places... and the employees there have been... well, less than interested in policing me whilst pissing.

Sounds like y'all have had in-house testing by company employees, and that sounds way harder to game the testing procedure.
 

Bodean

Fubared
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I guess so much of it also depends on the "Nazi Quotient" of the people administering the whiz quizzes. In the military, somebody comes with you and watches you fish out your junk and piss in the jar. At the civilian jobs, the ones I've had anyway, I always just had to go to one of the piss test clinic / "doc in the box" places... and the employees there have been... well, less than interested in policing me whilst pissing.

Sounds like y'all have had in-house testing by company employees, and that sounds way harder to game the testing procedure.
Yes we have the people stand a few feet back as you piss at the urinals. The old owners sent you to urgent care. It was easier to game the system then.
 

Amarok

bad mother chucker
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In the military, somebody comes with you and watches you fish out your junk and piss in the jar.
Which has led to horrific things like using a catheter to put clean urine inside you pre-test. Unsafe and repulsive.

This subject has been a rage-inducer for me for too many years. Clueless white-collars telling "lowly" blue-collars how to do their job while having no understanding themselves, leading to occupational exposure, injury, addiction, and death for the workers. Meanwhile, in the boardroom they make sad faces and move on to the profit-statements.
 

Frimpong

🔥Freak Genetics🔥
I don't want to know exactly how much is in my vault. But I always say this. If anybody is ever looking for something in particular, shoot me a message. It's worth a try! I might have it. ? Several peeps and breeders have reached out and was able to help alot. I'll never get to all this stuff. Don't be shy. Shoot me a message
 
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