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It was a chuck I did a few years ago. I never got a chance to grow it out, but I gave it out to a bunch of people and everybody was pretty pleased with what they found. My homie AdvancedBuffalo/Blackwoods said he found some plants that smelled like straight up rotten meat, and Trichomepony just took down some plants of it a few months ago and said he really liked it as well. The females all seem to be pretty heavy yielders, I'll see if I can wrangle up some photos for you. They are in line for getting popped in the next round here.

@pwnytailjoe The lineage on that is Black Light Fantasy x Chocolate Diesel F2

Rotten Meat ??? Like Chem D Fire ?? :)

From my understanding, they're a bunch of snakes who are trying to sell a "gangier" certification similair to a sommilier for wine. But, unlike the hundreds of years old wine industry, the cannabis industry was mostly made up of legacy farmers til the last 15-20 years or so for the most part. But yeah, somehow they know everything there is to know, and lucky you, for a small fee they will be willing to share all that knowledge that will make YOU an expert on cannabis.

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw a thing about some people who were certified Sommelier guys who were given multiple Wines, and not a single one managed to pick out the price of each.... You know why ? Because much as beauty is in the eye of the beholder taste is in the mouth of the taster and an ass is where the head lies of people trying to tell you "this one tastes good"... That's your opinion not a fact... Some people like me enjoy Steak Rare and seered on the outside, and some people sound like they're having a stroke by saying they want it well done with Ketchup. That's personal preference... I don't actually expect every person here to LOVE Cheese and Chem D like I do, that's stupid. I saw one of you say once you like Peanut Butter with Mayo and I almost gagged but I'm not trying to make someone feel bad for liking it either.

So, fun fact: I've had a few years of sommelier training. I used the same general blueprint to learn about weed.

Research how the plant grows, things like growing techniques and traditions, look into regions and study what they grow and how it's processed, and read scientific/academic studies to gain functional knowledge and find that region's global context. Study the olfactory effects, the chemistry of how wine's components interact with food, cultural relevance, etc.

You're 100% right that a "weed somm" certification is bullshit. There's still so much we don't know about cannabis because it's been essentially impossible to study for the last 85 or so years.

There are hundreds of different grape varietals that, even within the same grape variety, have minor variances between them genetically (there are dozens if not hundreds of different Dijon and Pommard clones of Pinot Noir, for example).

There are thousands of cannabis strains and increasing daily, most with different phenos lying within. None have been studied to the same degree as grapes. Nobody was doing market studies and genetic analysis on ECSD and Piff in the '90s. ?

Scientifically it's essentially impossible to compare the breadth and depth of wine to cannabis. Even if I were doing a "Diesel and diesel dinner" with decades old Alsatian Riesling and different diesel strains, I'd never, ever call myself a weed somm. It's an insult to people that study relentlessly for years.

/grumpy rant. ??

Yeah France is nuts sometimes, but that "Taste of a Place" (Terroir) DOES have a point in that every way you grow, can change how the end result tastes and smells. All Cognac is Brandy, but not all Brandy is Cognac. All Beer is liquid Bread, but not all Bread is Beer.

Yo, thanks for swinging by and using all the big words and phrases that my 1140pm brain was too tired to form into complete sentences. Plus, we didnt have as great of a public school system back in 2 million BC, so I never learned to reed gud.

You're absolutely right that its insulting and irritating as fuck, for some assholes who never even gave a shit about cannabis til they realized it could be profitable, NOW decides to turn around and try to tell you "Well for an exorbant amount of money, we can give you a piece of paper that says you sat in our classroom and looked at a picture of a thin fingered leaf, and then a fat fingered leaf, and we learned one is an indica and the other is a sativa". LIke what the fuck even is a Despensiry Associate Certificate? LMAO do you think youre a pharmicist or something? "oh yeah man is your back pain closer to the 3rd or 7th disc? oh then yeah you're definetly gonna want some of this ZookieO's right here".


We spent over a WHOLE YEAR developing these scams I MEAN courses. Dang man its shittier than I even imagined.

I wonder if they ever talk about ruderalis. Nobody wants to talk about ruderalis but people love thier auto's.

i think you also really nailed the same thought i had, that anybody who knows shit, will know that there has never been any opportunity to do any real standardized research on the plant. I should do some more reading on that facility in Mississippi I think it is, where they have had a long standing govt grow for research purposes. One of the very few I believe. But on that first point, because of our lack of being able to research the plant further, how can these assholes even make a standardized system they teach this on.

If i ever come across a fucking gangier I"m giving that fucker a bowl loaded with DMT. Evaluate your face melting onto the sidewalk, fuck head.


absolutely. the cannabis "industry" has to be one of the biggest parasitic scams of all time. Oh we made some scissors in china. but we put a weed leaf logo on them. so you can trim your plants. now these 2 dollar scissors are 25 dollars. But make sure you tag us on IG so all your cool grow friends know you use our cool grow brands.
NOt like thats something unique to cannabis, I just feel that the whole "wild west" of the cannabis days allowed a lot of snake oil salesmen with daddys cadillac money to get their foot int he door and set up shop.



I hear that brotha! I was an ironworker for years before I got into stuffin' you wifes box 5 days a week. So you can like, learn the basics of how to perform the trade in a classroom setting, but you cannot learn the trade without going out and getting in the shit. They dont teach you in class how to make shit work on the fly, situational thinking that you only gain from experience on previous jobs. Information that is ONLY learned from one journeyman passing the info along to another. You know this. I know this. I guess the one good thing about this program is it helps identify people you would want nothing to do with!

Yeah this reminds me of the Exodus Collective trying to pressure people to NOT breed with Cheese because it was "their thing".... LOL. Sometimes it seems like being legal to drop kick someone would be something that would actually get me to register to vote.

I have disc issues too have you grown out any of that ZookieO ?

? The passion is real.
I love budtenders explaining to me how weed works. I also enjoy the woo people explaining the subtle essences that drug users wont be sensitive to. Snobbery is a tool to confound the ignorant. Assuming a superior attitude doesn't do anything. This is the dying gasp of grifters trying to stay relevant in a changing world. Biznass. If the US legalizes federally, everyone in it for money can hang it up and start making fentanyl.
Rotten meat, huh? Not my favorite scent, butt sometimes those nasty ones are bad ass.

A friend of ours one day was in a Dispensary and the bud tender apparently told a customer "Well it depends on which Terpenes they added".... Added ? What ?

As for Fentanyl that's actually more legal than Weed federally LOL. It's funny because Heroin is illegal, but something stronger isn't.

They're moving to shroom cultivation now.

They can suck on my albino penis envy
 

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Alright! We have two new Dino Party listings on the seedfinder this morning:

MoomooDoodoo

Dino Party MoomooDoodooMoomooDoodoo: (Momojojo x Midsicle) Plants stretched 1.5 to 2x size in flower, and threw out big round pointed buds covered in resinous frosty trichomes. Very nasty, chem heavy odors that oozing an effervescent grapefruit basement dankness funk. Tester plants all grew uniform, strong branching that could support itself, but would do better in a cage or with stakes. This was another easy to grow plant, and yielded well. Smoke is incredibly potent, some real sit down and shut up bud. Turn your brain off and take it easy. Dino Party’s favorite!

Hashtastrophe
Dino Party Hashtastrophe: (Bubbashine HP x Midsicle) Big uniform nugsg growingall up and down strong uniform branching. A very easy to grow plant, she does well both topped into a bush or as a single cola. On the plant the nose is hashy, dank basement, and a bit skunky Jarred buds are bringing heavy notes of chem and skunk, with back notes of orange bitters and earthy kush. Foul, then a little sweet, then some nice funk. Flavor is similar to how she smells, it has some sweet kushy orange flavor and some chemmy funk blended nicely. High is a very pleasant stone that starts in the middle and envelops you like a warm blanket, very easy to get on your train of thought and ride it to wherever it seems to take you. Not a debilitating smoke, yet a very heavy, long lasting high that lends itself to creative endeavors and time spent in nature. Dino Party’s favorite!
 
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