Things to ponder while stoned...


Is the “s” or the “c” silent in “scent”?

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

Have you ever calmed someone down by simply saying “calm down?”

Have you ever considered that every time we eat an apple, we're eating actually eating a tree fetus?

If an ice cube melts, is it floating in a pool of its own blood?

If cooking meat causes a carnivore to salivate, does the same thing happen when a vegan smells a freshly cut yard?


If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still a dog pile?

Why is it called a building when it's already built?

If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

If you can make amends, can you just make one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and you get rid of all but just one, what do you call it?

Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?

How can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
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