Things to ponder while stoned...

[Primal]

Which came first, the plant or the seed?

If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?

If you try to fail, but end up succeeding, which did you actually do?

 

[Primal]

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in “scent”?

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

Have you ever calmed someone down by simply saying “calm down?”

Have you ever considered that every time we eat an apple, we're eating actually eating a tree fetus?

If an ice cube melts, is it floating in a pool of its own blood?

If cooking meat causes a carnivore to salivate, does the same thing happen when a vegan smells a freshly cut yard?

 

[Primal]

If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still a dog pile?

Why is it called a building when it's already built?

If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

 

[Primal]

Can a Jedi pick up Thor’s Hammer with the force??

 

[Chungus]

Water has multiple flavor possibilities depending on temperature.... strange.

 

[Primal]

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.


If you can make amends, can you just make one amend?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and you get rid of all but just one, what do you call it?

Why do you recite at a play but you play at a recital?

How can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?

 

[Primal]

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If it was only a 3-hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes?

Why is QUITE A FEW the same as QUITE A LOT?

Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?

Why does your alarm go off by going on?

 

[DavidDellaRocco]

If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?

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[Frimpong]

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If it was only a 3-hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes?

Why is QUITE A FEW the same as QUITE A LOT?

Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?

Why does your alarm go off by going on?

Hey check out comedian Steve wright . The bald guy , he is the best 👌. I've always loved this type of humor

 

[Caddis]

Hey check out comedian Steve wright . The bald guy , he is the best 👌. I've always loved this type of humor

Mitch Hedburg

 

[HydroRed]

Why do we drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway?

 

[HydroRed]

How do blind folks know when to stop wiping their butts?

 

[Primal]

Hey check out comedian Steve wright . The bald guy , he is the best 👌. I've always loved this type of humor

Steven Wright:
“I poured spot remover on my dog, now I can’t find him”
LOVE the guy!!!
🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼

 

[Primal]

How do blind folks know when to stop wiping their butts?

Feel??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Chungus]

How do blind folks know when to stop wiping their butts?

NOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Primal]

Why isn’t there a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world???

 

[Primal]

Did you ever consider that a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you??

 

[Primal]

When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

 

[Primal]

George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.

 

[Primal]

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.