Vintage/Thrift
- Thread starter Mim Towls
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When I was in 3rd grade I got in trouble at school for telling the teacher " Tough Titty". I grew up hearing stuff like that. Nowadays I like to run old sayings past my girlfriend, to see if she's ever heard them before. She didn't grow up in a semi southern hillbilly drug addict family, so a lot of them are new to her. What kinda vintage sayings do ya'll have?
Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
"If you are looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis". One of my dad's favs
Skunky Dunk Farms
Cannabinoid Receptor
"Rest your neck"!
man that ones getting stored in the ol' noggin.
Frimpong
🔥Freak Genetics🔥
Duesenbergs are amazing and ahead of their time. People were thinking your face was going to peel off if you went over 75. Lol
I need to get hip. Straight 8 is wild design.
Skunky Dunk Farms
Cannabinoid Receptor
Pontiac had a beefy 8 also.
"Its colder than a witches tit" is a personal favorite.
My step dad used to always say " It's colder than a well diggers ass"
HBZ
❄️🔥💎 FORAGER of FIRE 💎🔥❄️
Grandma.....I'll snatch you bald!!! Dads fave...Don't let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird ass!
Badass mang. Fkn no guard G AF ? ya man old ppl are the best. Experience is the best teacher and they bestill that upon us. Wait I’m old now too lol ?
Good eye mang lol I saw that shit tooThat Rectum Fire?
American Company Making Everything
All Cheese / Chemdog Makes Excellence !
Oh shit I think that's the brand they show in the Shining !!!
Spray some Zep spray on it cracks them bolts like no problem. My dad nabbed some from work and when we were cranking on my old Challenger those bolts were Fkn wtf frozen hard AF. Psshhht wait a few seconds then bam right off. Oh and btw he got some aircraft stripper to remove the paint cuz I wanted to paint the car from hemi orange to sublime green. Fkn don’t do it lol. Took paint off down to bare metal and had to primer the whole damn thing. Using free rejected cans from a local factory that a buddy gave me cuz he had a shit ton of em that you had to hold upside down to spray out the weird root beer shit until the black came out. Drove around all ghetto tough black primer until I saved up enough for a cheap paint job. Plus fuck did that shit burn even more than lye. Another don’t hold your weenie moment lol
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