I was beyond stupid in my younger years.... I didn't really think I was bulletproof, simply didn't care if I woke up the next day or not at times. I've done some stuff that was funny and some stuff where friends and I from back then can be talking, and me be like "But did you die?" LOL. Not just from doing drugs either; I enjoyed Street Racing, and "play running from cops"..... That may take some context:
OK, so I was REALLY fat as a teen, and one day a buddy moved into a new house, and one of my best friends and I went over there, and after a while we got bored, and went outside. Now, we noticed that some cops were rolling by every certain amount of minutes, and decided "wouldn't it be super funny if we looked REALLY suspicious and ran when they went by really obviously ???"....... Yeah, so, anyway, we see another cop go by, and all of us take off running, and the squad car hits the brakes, and flips around, and we're like "Oh shit! He saw us!....Oh shit he IS coming after us!......Wait..... Uh oh..... I've got some pills in my pocket and I thought we left everything at the house.....SHIT!" so now we actually have to get away....
So we're running, and I point out what I've done, and at first this was just supposed to be for fun....The idea being "Our buddy needs to lose weight so we're just helping him do a run around the block....at 2 AM" LOL....
One of my best friends is running with me and the other one or two guys with us ran another way, and we're hopping by fences and trying to get out of there as the cop comes up the street we went down, and we manage to get away, and make it back to his house, and get rid of everything in my pockets, but we're sitting there watching as the cops start driving all through that area, and for some reason we're like "Let's go to 7-11 and get a drink...." so we walk down the street, and manage to get there on foot, and as we're leaving, cops are swarming, because we were dumb as shit...
We started this by standing under a street light so everyone could see us, and when we saw the cop, we looked and ran, which is what started the whole thing. By the time we got back from 7-11 we had to sit there for a while. Once the heat calmed down a bit, we left, thinking it was funny.
Got rid of everything, hopped in my car, and left. Mind you, this was supposed to be just to see what would happen, but when you do that, you gotta be sure no one has anything that's gonna get them arrested, and so it didn't quite work out that way. I mean we got away, but, in the end it was kinda stupid LOL.
Kinda like the time me and the same buddy went and bought like a bunch of whipped cream cans and huffed whippets in a Denny's Parking lot, and LEFT the CANS.... So obvious.... LOL. We also did a "shopping Cart derby" in that parking lot one night; Me and the same buddy put another buddy in one cart, and another buddy in a different cart, and then ran after each other and, after having some fun, realized the manager was in the window watching us do this. There was a Car Wash place next door at one point and I wanna say another dude wrapped himself in saran wrap and went through the car wash one night.
I also once accidentally ran over a friend's foot with my car....she screamed REALLY loud and the first thing that popped out of my mouth was "Fucking A you screaming like I ran you over or something....Here, this is Demerol...." LOL. Ah yes, incompetence and bad decisions and a group of friends who thought it was hilarious.
LOL