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[Psychobilly]

While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."

 

[Lester Moor]

An old couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. The wife bought some crotchless panties to surprise her husband. When she heard him get home she ran up stairs and put them on and laid on the bed. When he walked in she said " you want some of this?". He said " Hell no!!! Look what it did to your panties!!"

 

[Psychobilly]

An old couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. The wife bought some crotchless panties to surprise her husband. When she heard him get home she ran up stairs and put them on and laid on the bed. When he walked in she said " you want some of this?". He said " Hell no!!! Look what it did to your panties!!"

Probably gives her a better grip on the broom though

 

[Deebs]

I locked this thread. I will be writing up communication for the community in regard to the reason these actions are being taken. This is getting to the point where it is taking more time to clean up things people know do not belong here. I shouldn't have to say what belongs here, and what doesn't..

More incoming soon..
DEEBS

 

[Deebs]

Thread closure: post your Funny Pics / Jokes

ADVISEMENT:

I wanted to write this letter to clarify some of the reasons that the “meme” thread was locked for the community. As part of that communication, I think that it first needs to be clarified as to what we all should know. Hopefully at the end of the message all is clear.

The rules that we have here at “pHenohunter” are to make it a safe place to learn, collaborate, and discuss any items relative to cannabis, and homeopathic plant medicine. The intent is to keep the community focus on continuous learning and experimentation, an inclusive community around cannabis, meaning we try hard to stay clear of divisive issues, and be welcoming to humanity.

Out of 7 of our rules, there are 2 that it seems we primarily are having issues with. Resolving these issues are imperative to our growth, as we all know this is one of the greatest sites for cannabis on earth!

Issues that are divisive, and lead to rude remarks.
This is covered under rule #2 in our terms of service.
2) There will be NO POLITICS OR RELIGION

We @ pHenohunter.org understand that there will be differences in opinions on many topics. We ask to keep your discourse plant related, and free of rude comments. If you need more clarity, see some of the protected classes under anti-discrimination laws.

Issues of disrespect for other community members
This is covered under rule #7 in our terms of service.
7). BE CIVIL

Follow the golden rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Respect for others is paramount for many of the goals we would like to reach here at pHenohunter. Personal attacks of any kind will at no point be tolerated.

Learn how to use the IGNORE system if you need to, it is there for a reason.

Many of these things should be somewhat common sense. Anyone that is interested in cannabis should feel free to be here, and join in on discussions. Being subjected to posts containing divisive content is not what we are funding this community to promote.

Moderators are also members of this community. They are volunteers to help keep things in order, and on point. When more and more of their time gets relegated to managing members that want to push the envelope.

Now I see people trying to get around the rules, you know what I have to say about that. 3 strikes.