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Psychobilly

In Bloom
Guys. Please stop with the political stuff. Not allowed here. Thank you.

Poli; From the Latin word for "many"...... Tics; from the class of Blood Sucking Arachnids. Congress, the opposite of Progress (Pro / Con) :) LOL I'm sorry I had to point out a few things about politics without picking sides, which I refuse to do; I don't vote, and if anyone wants to know why I refuse to vote, it's simple; Choosing the lesser of two evils, is still choosing evil.
 

18B

In Bloom
The best jokes are the ones where someone should take offense to but doesn't because it is funny...believe me...I found out real quick in the Military...after you sit around and have been shot at, blown up together etc...it is ok to make jokes about someone's eye color or hair, skin color, body type/ configuration etc...whatever makes the intended the most uncomfortable at that moment...no matter what your race etc...but I would not exactly go out on the street and start that either...ya might get killed!
Ya have to know the intended audience.
Unless of course... you are just like me and absolutely do not give a fuck...well then...there ya go.
 

Psychobilly

In Bloom
The best jokes are the ones where someone should take offense to but doesn't because it is funny...believe me...I found out real quick in the Military...after you sit around and have been shot at, blown up together etc...it is ok to make jokes about someone's eye color or hair, skin color, body type/ configuration etc...whatever makes the intended the most uncomfortable at that moment...no matter what your race etc...but I would not exactly go out on the street and start that either...ya might get killed!
Ya have to know the intended audience.
Unless of course... you are just like me and absolutely do not give a fuck...well then...there ya go.

I haven't been to the Middle East (You can tell, I don't have a yard full of Indica plants) but I've been to Detroit quite often, and in my personal experience.... I'll give you an example:

A dude I knew in Detroit on the East Side was telling me to be careful one day essentially because my white ass stuck out, and you can imagine what this mouth is like when there's no report button, LOL, and he was like "Bro, Detroit is full of Sharks, you gotta be careful" and I'm all like "And the biggest, scariest Shark in the Ocean is the great WHITE Shark". The people I'd meet around there thought I was funny as fuck. I dropped the N bomb a few times and I don't think I ever actually saw someone mad. They didn't care, and apparently, actions DO speak louder than words. They knew I wasn't racist, and they also knew I'd say some shit just to annoy someone and weed out the ones I didn't want around me at the time anyway and they were cool with it LOL.

Shit one day, my Mom had gotten a surgery done on her stomach, and we were at the Hospital, and the Doctor was having trouble finding a piece in her stomach or whatever it was, and here is what happened:

I'm a fan of U of M, and I noticed the Doctor had a Michigan State Tattoo on his leg, and I pointed that shit out and said "No wonder you can't find it" LOL.

This week my Fiance was on her period, and we were driving to the store, and I thought she said something to me, so I'm like "What did you say?"

Her: I didn't say anything
Me: Oh, I must have heard you revving that menstrual Cycle at me.
Us: *Laughing*

I guess I am a bit of a handful.
 
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