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[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Amarok]

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Think about how the turkey feels about the situation.

 

[Skunky Dunk Farms]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Amarok]

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Yup, every single time I had to endure a family get together.
I was already the black sheep, so wtf?

 

[BH]

 

[BH]

 

[BH]

 

[Amos Otis]

 

[Amos Otis]

 

[Amos Otis]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[BH]

 

[Amos Otis]

According to comments on YT, this was a staged event. Best comment:

GA Playz​

6 months ago
Imagine they did all this and then found out that Jeffrey forgot to start filming

 

[BH]

doesn’t mean it’s not funny

cant like trailer park boys or Reno 911? I thought it was funny lol

 

[Amos Otis]

 

[BH]

well it’s my day off, I’m fucked up and proud​

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"Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking weed?"​

"Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"

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Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?​

Because lightning strikes the highest object.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?​

High definition

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up, and smells a heavy weed smell. The man turns to him, and his eye are redder than a Coca-Cola can. The cop looks at him and says, "How high are you?!?!?!?"​

The driver responds, "He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'"

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?​

Mariguana.

Why don't cows smoke weed?​

The steaks would just be too high.

Jesus Christ turned water into wine and got worshiped by millions.​

I turned weed into cookies and now I have to wash dishes at an Olive Garden to pay rent.

I only date girls that smoke weed​

I guess you can say I have high standards

The FBI made a big marijuana bust recently.​

The took the approximately 2 tons of weed to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.

My girlfriend said choose her or weed​

Too high to edit the title but it should say ex girlfriend

I just finished watching a documentary on weed​

I think more documentaries should be watched this way

 

[BH]

Studies have shown that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.​

Next thing you know they'll be saying smoking weed causes short term memory loss.

The police say that they burn all the weed they confiscate...​

That would explain the doughnuts...

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[PlumberSoCal]