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I felt that this torch was ridiculous because that double flame was blowing 12 inches into the breeze.

I see now on the website that the flame is adjustable : that would make it more realistic

Sturdy construction and nice wide base.
Irate all consumer product products on a durability of 1, 2, or 3.
Number One I can drop on the floor without damage.
Number two rating, I can step on.
Finally, a top rating won't be given to any product, that I cant throw at the wall as hard as I can- without damage.

This torch was a solid 1.5.
I think I could drop it on the floor all day and perhaps-occasionally tread upon it.
 

Amarok

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I felt that this torch was ridiculous because that double flame was blowing 12 inches into the breeze.

I see now on the website that the flame is adjustable : that would make it more realistic

Sturdy construction and nice wide base.
Irate all consumer product products on a durability of 1, 2, or 3.
Number One I can drop on the floor without damage.
Number two rating, I can step on.
Finally, a top rating won't be given to any product, that I cant throw at the wall as hard as I can- without damage.

This torch was a solid 1.5.
I think I could drop it on the floor all day and perhaps-occasionally tread upon it.
I don't know if this will interest you, but if there's a Princess Auto nearby, they sell these things for $20.

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I only use it to heat my Dynavap vapes, so it goes months between refuelings, and I haven't put it through torture tests, but it's done what I need it to do for a couple years. Solid base, adjustable flame, large tank, no complaints.

Edit: it does have a piezo(sp?) lighter built in as well.
 
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