Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
Thanks brother! I’m sure the genetics and giving coco a try had a lot to do with that.
Uncle Romulus and the big dirty bandit band
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Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Lots of emotions runn’n high here, Unc.
First of all,
????“Rob the grave to snow the cradle
Then burn the evidence down
Soapbox, house of cards, and glass
So don't go tossin' your stone nugs around”????
Now you're weeping shades of a dozen Indica
Got lemon juice up in your eye,
When you pissed all over my black hash keifer
We must have been
Getting hiiiigh !
Really happy that you don’t have to burn your teepee to the ground. I mean, I was kinda looking forward to it; death is rebirth.
,,,and I like a Phoenix, as much as the next Argonaut.
Are you changing up the space , or did that already happen? My head is full of clips and bits, but I have fired the editor.
I am glad you have a half pound to enjoy this Summer; sounds like Aunty got dibs the Melon.
Looks like you caught a def case, and will die happy , of the Synergy bug.
Who is next ?
Keep kicking azz, and remember to take a few minutes to take care of Unc. Trim the beard or douse the louse, you will feel like a brand new cave dweller.
First of all,
????“Rob the grave to snow the cradle
Then burn the evidence down
Soapbox, house of cards, and glass
So don't go tossin' your stone nugs around”????
Now you're weeping shades of a dozen Indica
Got lemon juice up in your eye,
When you pissed all over my black hash keifer
We must have been
Getting hiiiigh !
Really happy that you don’t have to burn your teepee to the ground. I mean, I was kinda looking forward to it; death is rebirth.
,,,and I like a Phoenix, as much as the next Argonaut.
Are you changing up the space , or did that already happen? My head is full of clips and bits, but I have fired the editor.
I am glad you have a half pound to enjoy this Summer; sounds like Aunty got dibs the Melon.
Looks like you caught a def case, and will die happy , of the Synergy bug.
Who is next ?
Keep kicking azz, and remember to take a few minutes to take care of Unc. Trim the beard or douse the louse, you will feel like a brand new cave dweller.
Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
First of all. Great Tool cover lol.
Secondly, after we are all said and done it looks like I’ll be clearing a pound, not a measly half ?
Turdly, Just rockin a 3x3 now. First round with the new smaller setup.
Fourthleh, up next is...
Nigerian sunshine x Nigerian sunshine
And
Grapefruit x blue orca haze
I’ve lied already tho.. lol
While back I planted many each of the following.
-Synergy s Goji og x Nigerian sunshine
-royal mystery beans that found there way to me from a certain Viking from Alberta (shhhh ?) more on that later
-a heisenbasterd cut that i accidentally hit with unknown pollen (true to the basterdlyness)
-and lastly a synergy x uncle rom joint, bubblegummer red x bodega bubblegum Nigerian testers
Anyways 3 trillion males later and I have one of each. ? they just hit flower tent. So truely, that’s what’s next.
Well Julian, should work out nice and sexy for your ol uncle. You and those tight black t shirts.. I know it’s you and Ricky and bubs that been stealin all those barbecues around the park.. f@ck sakes boys
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
K . let us unpack that
Furstivall,
Say good bye to Aunties half. Face it , taxman prevails !
Secunt, your new tent has Tardis techno loft: bigger on the inside.
Turdly, keep up that dirty red Gumhummer talk.
And Fourthermore, I dint nik yer fekken Barbie.
I carry pliers these days, I just grab the tanks.
Furstivall,
Say good bye to Aunties half. Face it , taxman prevails !
Secunt, your new tent has Tardis techno loft: bigger on the inside.
Turdly, keep up that dirty red Gumhummer talk.
And Fourthermore, I dint nik yer fekken Barbie.
I carry pliers these days, I just grab the tanks.
Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
Damn.. you are right.. I hate it when you are right ?
You correctly assumed that at least Half would end up in the lungs of others. Point taken.
I tried to find some little bags or viles to send you treasures.. the lady at the store told me she’d order me some for next week.. ? I think we will go oldschool and stick seeds in the corrugation of pieces of cardboard to separate and label shit. Should ship safe that way also. Gotta get you some crazy beans (including that gummer cross). Got one a week or two into flower to test. I’ll post a pic later
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
Rom and Jewels are standing in line at the bank when some hollering bandits come in to rob the place.
“ Your cash and your jewellery is what I expect ! ”
Jewels leans over all sly to pass Unc a red one, and quietly says,
‘here is the Fifty bucks I owe you Rom’
I can’t believe those bastards smoked Aunties half !
“ Your cash and your jewellery is what I expect ! ”
Jewels leans over all sly to pass Unc a red one, and quietly says,
‘here is the Fifty bucks I owe you Rom’
I can’t believe those bastards smoked Aunties half !
You just quoted the Reverend Maynard in your own style !!!!!!!!
MAC1 wuz with it
And she was the ace
So she grabbed the elite cut and punched her in the face
The leet cut'z out
The music stopped
These bishes got beef
And they got dropped
Jewelio's grabbed the seeds
Uncle Rom cropped the nodes
Spy grabbed two phenos and iced tea that's cold
Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
Wow y’all got some bars! Spy’s tune there reminded me of the following lyrics by Secret band
SECRET BAND LYRICS
"Projectile Comet"
Cock blocks need to fantasize
About turning they fumbling hands into an enterprise
So sad the way you sit... this one... out
Must have synonyms, must be genuine
Bat thwack medicine, coaching a leopard
Egg yolk citizen, bird fuck specimen
Dump truck ligament, of prison bar mitzvah
Why won't it go, light my flow
Grow a road, sloping mode
Undulating curtain glow
Plaque laced teeth weep till they worn
Crack its shell, coat it chrome
Grope a node, broke the code
Evolution help me cope
Black shade sheep, creep through the dome
Blowing out fire cones
Extra part goes here
It gets it when it needs it
It needs it when it needs it
Ohh! They say...
Obliferous! Gentery!
Smecterbice! Ahpurgikaw!
Combuchinee! Arkinade!
Shargenol! Bergentibrock!
Squirming in the camper, grabbing furry eyes
Letting out the skimpy, bourbon dick no rise
Put 'em in the slammer, put 'em in the fire
Fresh roasted head in thighs
Put me in another place where I can wave at passing stars
And ask the one who's held responsible, why planets spin like art?
Drop an obelisk on top of men and teach them how to carve
A machine that sees the flaws to make circles out of shards
The invention
The invention
I believe in reading, no, I believe in shopping
No, I believe in eating every single topping
Slit wrist! Suck dick! Drink piss! Saved by idols!
Slit wrist! Suck dick! Drink piss! Saved by idols!
Why won't it go, light my flow
Grow a road, sloping mode
Undulating curtain glow
Plaque laced teeth weep till they worn
Crack its shell, coat it chrome
Grope a node, broke the code
Evolution help me cope
Black shade sheep, creep through the dome
Blowing out fire cones
Put me in another place where I can wave at passing stars
And ask the one's who's held responsible, why planets spin like art?
Drop an obelisk on top of men and teach them how to carve
A machine that sees the flaws to make circles out of shards
Swirling into seven rows, elements ascension
Soaking through the zone, facet of the syndrome
Sickness in the head, the patterns dead, the light is red
The path is known, crack weight
Black shade sheep, creep through the dome, broke
Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
Hey @Jewels here is the first tester bubblegummer x bodega bubble Nigerian..
hmmm it’s looking, behaving and smelling on the rub like momma.
my only issue with that gummer was vigour. It was solid af tho, which is uncommon as @HydroRed can attest.
This one seems a little more excited (or horny if you will) than the mom. She’s in solo cup of coco, potted into about a gal of bunk soil full o gnats and still killin it. I’ve been giving the odd dishsoap and vinegar hit and made a few ghetto traps. Hopefully they will frig off ?
hmmm it’s looking, behaving and smelling on the rub like momma.
my only issue with that gummer was vigour. It was solid af tho, which is uncommon as @HydroRed can attest.
This one seems a little more excited (or horny if you will) than the mom. She’s in solo cup of coco, potted into about a gal of bunk soil full o gnats and still killin it. I’ve been giving the odd dishsoap and vinegar hit and made a few ghetto traps. Hopefully they will frig off ?
Couch_Lock
Stretching
I like the sound of that cross, Uncle Rom. Bubblegummer + Bodega should be some tasty stuff.
A sprinkling of diatomaceous earth as a light top dressing will kill off gnats and the like, and not hurt the plant. Food grade diatomaceous earth is cheap, too. It will last years. Ya dont need much.
A sprinkling of diatomaceous earth as a light top dressing will kill off gnats and the like, and not hurt the plant. Food grade diatomaceous earth is cheap, too. It will last years. Ya dont need much.
Uncle Rom
Dirty Dirt Bandit
Thanks friend. I’ve read that.. trouble is.. don’t know what it is or where to acquire it. Maybe hardware store? (There are like 4 main stores in the “town” near where I’m at)
I hear it slices and dices those motherbuggerds when they try and pass through it. That sounds satisfying
Couch_Lock
Stretching
Home Depot, I got a bag that will last a lifetime. Food Grade stuff, was about $15-20 delivered if I remember right.
SmithsJunk
In Bloom
You can order it on Amazon or at a livestock feed store, should be cheap. Don't firget a powder duster. It works like crushed glass on soft bodied insects.
SmithsJunk
In Bloom
...dont forget mash for the still.
Jewels
Tilts at Tables
A good knife
Some rawhide
A packmule
Need me some camp fuel.
"
You can run upriver,
Still hear him whisper,
"Girl come hither; beat the trapper at his own game."
Trapper's gonna get you,
gonna track you down and let you,
Think you're gone 'til he can hit you with it, trigger fingers itchin'
He won't rush it, he'll resist;
you've no idea how tough it is
To beat a trapper at his own game."
Everyone has there own 'pump up' song,,,you know -Thunderstruck, Creeping Death, Pitbull,,,
This song is retro-macabre. The 'One-room old School' , kind of hard.
In a modern world, where a bad day on the Tweet'ster can just ruin a snowflake , that song seems to be describing a dedication to more elementary sinistership.
Like a bubblegum chewing Nigerian, for example.
Some rawhide
A packmule
Need me some camp fuel.
"
You can run upriver,
Still hear him whisper,
"Girl come hither; beat the trapper at his own game."
Trapper's gonna get you,
gonna track you down and let you,
Think you're gone 'til he can hit you with it, trigger fingers itchin'
He won't rush it, he'll resist;
you've no idea how tough it is
To beat a trapper at his own game."
Everyone has there own 'pump up' song,,,you know -Thunderstruck, Creeping Death, Pitbull,,,
This song is retro-macabre. The 'One-room old School' , kind of hard.
In a modern world, where a bad day on the Tweet'ster can just ruin a snowflake , that song seems to be describing a dedication to more elementary sinistership.
Like a bubblegum chewing Nigerian, for example.
