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Jewels

Tilts at Tables
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The answer to what ?
2:10

Philosophy first

These folks are way way way out of my genre.
Why do I listen to them?
Why did I go to their concert ?
Essentially -everything about them is, "ugly on the skin but lovely from within"

They started a movement and coined the term that I can identify with.
Zef
What is zef ?
Zef is when you build a soapbox car out of garbage, and it is so beautiful to you,,, in your mind you could fly to the moon. You show up to the derby and realize everyone else is running carbon fibre and machined aluminum.
A spoiled friend of mine got a brand new car when he was 16. We spent a lot of time flirting with death in that thing. I knew one day I would have one. Took me 20 years before I could afford one. In my mind, it is still brand new.
That is why I love growing cannabis. I don't need to appear like a rockstar to feel like one. I aim for zero budget grows. I can slap any crap together and grow the finest buds in the land. That is me in a nutshell. Socially awkward - completely content.
2 people turned my life around when I was younger. One of them was in my older brother's class and the other one was Neil Young. I was having trouble relating to people and making friends. There was a dude in my older brother's class and to me he was the coolest kid in school. I pondered and pondered as I thought about why he was cool? or what makes him cool? or why does everyone think he is cool? I couldn't Google any of this back then so I had to keep thinking about it. One day I realized the reason that everybody liked him was because he was so kind to everyone. He was on the varsity basketball team and he would still stop in the hallway and tell me that he liked my shoes. He made me feel cool. I thought he was cool.
My parents were non-cannabis funtioning hippies, and before television, it was either AM radio or whatever records my parents had. I was spinning up a b side one day and I heard Neil Young lamenting about someone who died young and never got to fall in love- never got to feel cool.
I didn't realize it at the time, but this was the seed of empathy planted in me. Previous to that I thought cool was a comparison, a ratio.
I could be cooler than you : or you were cooler than me.
Who could be the most cool ?
Neil Young help me realize that I could be happy for you. He made me realize that other people could be cool, and I didn't need to feel diminished.

I was on my way to gym class when I told my teacher that I "was going to score six goals" in floor hockey that day. Slyl, she asked me 'how many goals is Laura going to score today ?'
Mind bomb
Laura was my next door neighbour and dearest childhood friend. Her dad was a doctor and he had even given me stitches, on my eyebrow, at their dining room table. They were rich and they had cereal that you didn't have to cook. You could pour it right out of a box and put milk on it.
She was also the only one in my grade that was grossly obese and not highly coordinated.
So what if I scored 6 goals ?
So what if I scored 20 ?
What would it be like to never score one??
It was tough, but Laura did score a goal that day. That was when I stopped being a bully and began to admire the under-dog. Her goal was worth more to both of us than any I have ever scored.
I have seen grow rooms that appear as surgical suites, and I admire them.
Yet, I am snug as a bug in my Tinker-toy trap.
We have a prescription, and a Canadian permit to grow 50 plants.
My first harvest was less than a year ago. I'm eager to try everything. I have done Hydro, Coco, and every other mix I could come up with.
For my next trick I plan on growing a plant in a bucket of rabbit dung.

I can barely stomach this guy, but for some reason I admire everything about him
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Jump in with the babies.

Reggae- Juanita Lagrimosa
X
(Soma- Somango selection) Tropimango S1

Philosopher seeds - Sweet Love
Advertised 11% CBD
THC is 1.5 : 1 CBD

My first Juanita cross will be done in less than two weeks here. I am excited to try this other cross as well.

Jan 29th
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Topped, and recovered.
I really slammed the light to these things. They are squat and the node count has me giggling.
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Check out this eager beaver,,,
Philosopher seeds -Naranchup
Naran J X Tropimango

I am a sucker for a citrus diesel
Induced labour
Started rough
Jan 31
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Everything I said about the last one plus -wow

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Jewels

Tilts at Tables
What else can we find in here?
Obligatory 2Stroke
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Also,,,
Score !
This represents 45% of my dream strain.
Pure L.A. Affie FEM (NEW)
(L.A. Affie clone x L.A. Affie clone)
Extra special shout-outs to the @ AssPopper and another anonymous country boy, for hooking me up.
Feb 10th
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This Affie is the parent of my wife's favourite strain. LA Confidential.
After long searching, she has determined it does provide her with the most pain relief and body stone.
Feb 14th
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She has been buying it from an LP they say it is LA Confidential, and advertise it as 'SnowDome'
After a little lucky research, I am pretty sure that it is their cut of DNA SnowLAnd.
The strain is not in the spotlight,and the seeds are impossible to find.
Feb 25th
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I am determined to make my own.
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No mudblood, this is all indica. I suck at cloning as it is ,,,so this could be another one of Jewels' 6-month veg's
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So now we have come full circle on Jewels dirty little plan. I have been mothering all of those cbd-rich philosopher crosses.
Still deciding on a stud.
Time for Polly to put the kettle on,,,
 

Uncle Rom

Dirty Dirt Bandit
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The answer to what ?
2:10

Philosophy first

These folks are way way way out of my genre.
Why do I listen to them?
Why did I go to their concert ?
Essentially -everything about them is, "ugly on the skin but lovely from within"

They started a movement and coined the term that I can identify with.
Zef
What is zef ?
Zef is when you build a soapbox car out of garbage, and it is so beautiful to you,,, in your mind you could fly to the moon. You show up to the derby and realize everyone else is running carbon fibre and machined aluminum.
A spoiled friend of mine got a brand new car when he was 16. We spent a lot of time flirting with death in that thing. I knew one day I would have one. Took me 20 years before I could afford one. In my mind, it is still brand new.
That is why I love growing cannabis. I don't need to appear like a rockstar to feel like one. I aim for zero budget grows. I can slap any crap together and grow the finest buds in the land. That is me in a nutshell. Socially awkward - completely content.
2 people turned my life around when I was younger. One of them was in my older brother's class and the other one was Neil Young. I was having trouble relating to people and making friends. There was a dude in my older brother's class and to me he was the coolest kid in school. I pondered and pondered as I thought about why he was cool? or what makes him cool? or why does everyone think he is cool? I couldn't Google any of this back then so I had to keep thinking about it. One day I realized the reason that everybody liked him was because he was so kind to everyone. He was on the varsity basketball team and he would still stop in the hallway and tell me that he liked my shoes. He made me feel cool. I thought he was cool.
My parents were non-cannabis funtioning hippies, and before television, it was either AM radio or whatever records my parents had. I was spinning up a b side one day and I heard Neil Young lamenting about someone who died young and never got to fall in love- never got to feel cool.
I didn't realize it at the time, but this was the seed of empathy planted in me. Previous to that I thought cool was a comparison, a ratio.
I could be cooler than you : or you were cooler than me.
Who could be the most cool ?
Neil Young help me realize that I could be happy for you. He made me realize that other people could be cool, and I didn't need to feel diminished.

I was on my way to gym class when I told my teacher that I "was going to score six goals" in floor hockey that day. Slyl, she asked me 'how many goals is Laura going to score today ?'
Mind bomb
Laura was my next door neighbour and dearest childhood friend. Her dad was a doctor and he had even given me stitches, on my eyebrow, at their dining room table. They were rich and they had cereal that you didn't have to cook. You could pour it right out of a box and put milk on it.
She was also the only one in my grade that was grossly obese and not highly coordinated.
So what if I scored 6 goals ?
So what if I scored 20 ?
What would it be like to never score one??
It was tough, but Laura did score a goal that day. That was when I stopped being a bully and began to admire the under-dog. Her goal was worth more to both of us than any I have ever scored.
I have seen grow rooms that appear as surgical suites, and I admire them.
Yet, I am snug as a bug in my Tinker-toy trap.
We have a prescription, and a Canadian permit to grow 50 plants.
My first harvest was less than a year ago. I'm eager to try everything. I have done Hydro, Coco, and every other mix I could come up with.
For my next trick I plan on growing a plant in a bucket of rabbit dung.

I can barely stomach this guy, but for some reason I admire everything about him
Longest thing I’ve read in years 😝
I like your style bro.
We will have to talk about that 50 count permit 🤔. I’ve been just keepin it gangster (and paranoid)
Glad you got a journal rockin 🤙
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Longest thing I’ve read in years 😝
I am honoured. Previously, I have only written children's books. I do like to tell a fat tale.
I am kind of a Nervous Nancy today, my grandpappy is in for an explorative angioplasty.
I needed a good ramble , to take my mind off of things.

"Happy to have a glass"
So true my friend.
I remember watching a documentary when I was younger. I was not old enough to relate to all of the deeper innuendo at the time,,, but here is the grit.

This story documented a lonely elderly woman who was slowly fading away due to isolation, poverty, and age.
Eventually she was squating rough, starving, and left without any belongings. It got to the point where the only thing that she owned (besides the clothing that she was wearing) was a cooking vessel for rice.

The narrator pointed out that the vessel may have some cash value. The woman responded dismissively ; stating that she could never sell. She further pontificated, she would die with the rice bowl in her hands.
Selling it would sever her ability to eat.

You don't eat, you don't poop
You don't poop, you die.
⬆ *Not included in the documentary*
It struck me , even at my young age, she would rather die with hope in her hands , than become a walking ghost.

Sound familiar Unc ?
I was following along with your plans and slowly formulating an answer.
The worst thing that ever happened in my (albeit) short growing career was the giant 'jam up' I had earlier this spring.
I shut down my veg room in July and August.
Start over.
,,,and I still trying to catch up.

I sold my rice bowl.
I couldn't hunt no game having used the last bullet to shoot myself in the foot.

If you can trickle the smallest perma-veg, you will have a cannon re-start.

Ultimately, you got to make this decision for your family. Ultimately, you know what you are prepared to undertake. There are only so many hours in a day and only so much of you.
I know (of) this ambitious putz, who tried to take over the world 70 years ago. He stretched himself way to thin, foolishly underestimated the ferociousness of our latitude, and just couldn't accomplish his goals.
Amateur
Serves him right.

Yeah, I make Hitler jokes. Reverence is a concept lost on me.

You will figure out what is best for you.
Worst comes to worse --- I have access to a bike that will get me 500 km on 17 L of Premium.
How far below sea level are you? I might have to adjust my octane 🦕
I'll put that RedMotherBubblegummer in my saddle bag, and return it when the time is right. If you want to go for a cruise in my Mercury, just send me some gas money, should be about 18 hundred bucks. 🤟👀

I won't buy a drunk a drink, but anyone who is hungry (Man or Beast) has a seat at my table.
Not going to let my best bud sell his rice bowl.
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JL2G

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Staff member
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The answer to what ?
2:10

Philosophy first

These folks are way way way out of my genre.
Why do I listen to them?
Why did I go to their concert ?
Essentially -everything about them is, "ugly on the skin but lovely from within"

They started a movement and coined the term that I can identify with.
Zef
What is zef ?
Zef is when you build a soapbox car out of garbage, and it is so beautiful to you,,, in your mind you could fly to the moon. You show up to the derby and realize everyone else is running carbon fibre and machined aluminum.
A spoiled friend of mine got a brand new car when he was 16. We spent a lot of time flirting with death in that thing. I knew one day I would have one. Took me 20 years before I could afford one. In my mind, it is still brand new.
That is why I love growing cannabis. I don't need to appear like a rockstar to feel like one. I aim for zero budget grows. I can slap any crap together and grow the finest buds in the land. That is me in a nutshell. Socially awkward - completely content.
2 people turned my life around when I was younger. One of them was in my older brother's class and the other one was Neil Young. I was having trouble relating to people and making friends. There was a dude in my older brother's class and to me he was the coolest kid in school. I pondered and pondered as I thought about why he was cool? or what makes him cool? or why does everyone think he is cool? I couldn't Google any of this back then so I had to keep thinking about it. One day I realized the reason that everybody liked him was because he was so kind to everyone. He was on the varsity basketball team and he would still stop in the hallway and tell me that he liked my shoes. He made me feel cool. I thought he was cool.
My parents were non-cannabis funtioning hippies, and before television, it was either AM radio or whatever records my parents had. I was spinning up a b side one day and I heard Neil Young lamenting about someone who died young and never got to fall in love- never got to feel cool.
I didn't realize it at the time, but this was the seed of empathy planted in me. Previous to that I thought cool was a comparison, a ratio.
I could be cooler than you : or you were cooler than me.
Who could be the most cool ?
Neil Young help me realize that I could be happy for you. He made me realize that other people could be cool, and I didn't need to feel diminished.

I was on my way to gym class when I told my teacher that I "was going to score six goals" in floor hockey that day. Slyl, she asked me 'how many goals is Laura going to score today ?'
Mind bomb
Laura was my next door neighbour and dearest childhood friend. Her dad was a doctor and he had even given me stitches, on my eyebrow, at their dining room table. They were rich and they had cereal that you didn't have to cook. You could pour it right out of a box and put milk on it.
She was also the only one in my grade that was grossly obese and not highly coordinated.
So what if I scored 6 goals ?
So what if I scored 20 ?
What would it be like to never score one??
It was tough, but Laura did score a goal that day. That was when I stopped being a bully and began to admire the under-dog. Her goal was worth more to both of us than any I have ever scored.
I have seen grow rooms that appear as surgical suites, and I admire them.
Yet, I am snug as a bug in my Tinker-toy trap.
We have a prescription, and a Canadian permit to grow 50 plants.
My first harvest was less than a year ago. I'm eager to try everything. I have done Hydro, Coco, and every other mix I could come up with.
For my next trick I plan on growing a plant in a bucket of rabbit dung.

I can barely stomach this guy, but for some reason I admire everything about him
Love the intro mang! Bad ass.
Really good stuff. For reals.
 

spyralout

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Staff member
Its the pic in post 7, if you click on the link in post 8 the bunny is chewing, sniffing, dancing er whatever. But just static pic in original post.
I don't see a link in post 8 and nothing happens when I click the bunny pic. I tried saving both post 7 & 8 pics. They are .gif files, but I don't see them animated.

@Jewels, would you mind PM me the files as attachments, I'd like to see if it works on my end. I'm also checking the back end as well.
 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
@SSGrower you are not affiliated with the historical organization are you? Or is it more of a super silver thing ?
I mean : it's whateverdude. Please stop by anytime, I need watchful eyes to inform me of my little miss steps. Just don't goose stomp your boots around my garden.
👞 👢 👞 👢 👞 👢 👞 👢
 
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