Let's talk CAFFEINE

Mim Towls

Basement Blendz
Fishin' Mod
Someone talk to me about a burr grinder, and a proper method of drip brewing. I currently pulverize my beans in the ninja blender cup thing, and prolly make my coffee way too strong. Some days, shit makes me instantly start sweating. LOL. I think I'm ready to take my coffee game to the next level.
 

Chefdave

In Bloom
Hey hey!
It just kinda occurred to me that we don't have a caffeinated beverages thread around these parts. Seeing as how it's the perfect complement to our favorite plant, I figured I'd start one.

I'm a tea head. Drink loose-leaf every day, gongfu style. For those not in the know, that means a very high leaf to water ratio (I usually use 7g of leaves for an 140mL teapot), boiling water, very short steep times, and repeated steepings. I'm on my 8'th steep of a ripe puerh out of a little pot from Jianshui as I write this.

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For most of my life I made and drank Masala Chai, Thai tea, and Earl Grey with milk and sugar as my main caffeine inputs, with the occasional Bai Mu Dan white, but over the last year I've really branched out to roasted oolongs like Dong Ding and Tieguanyin, dark teas like liu bao and puerh, Chinese purple teas, matcha, and all kinds of teas infused with flowers (Snow Chrysanthemum, Osmanthus, Jasmine, and Gardenia) because APPARENTLY I'm an 85 year old grandma. The roasted oolongs have especially been a pleasant surprise and are quickly becoming my favorite things to drink.

I've also started collecting old Yixing teapots and Japanese kyusu. They slightly alter the taste of the tea, reducing bitterness and astringency, and will last forever if they're cared for. They can be over a grand each, but everything I've got has been right around a hundred bucks or less, including one pot from the '70s and one from 1990.

For those that don't know, here's a video on them. Really scratches some of my nerd itches.



I know @Deebs is a fellow tea nerd, are any of y'all? What do you drink? Where do you get it? How do you make it?

Also I know there are some coffee heads on here! I'm a fan as well, but I prefer the tea buzz because there's less anxiety for me. But let's still talk coffee!

If I'm drinking coffee, it's not Starbucks. :LOL:

To the shock of none of you that have talked to me, I tend to support smaller coffee companies that source their beans mindfully. I tend to go for light to medium roast single origin beans, preferably from Latin America, and prepare them both via French Press and as espresso. Loooove me some cappuccinos when I need to be awake and punchy for the next 12 hours.

But, like, also I fuckin' love me some Cafe Bustelo, which is on the complete other end of the spectrum. That shit and sweetened condensed milk is worth the impending diabetes. Especially made into cold-brew.

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YUP. That stuff.

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What do you drink? How do you brew it? Where do you source your beans from?

Luv me some bustelo. Sweetened cond milk yum. Vietnamese coffee anyone
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
A Spice Grinder should work well. The oily nature of the Coffee Seeds will make you want a dedicated one for just Coffee though.
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
The reason a conical burr grinder is better is because the grind is more consistent. The spinning blade kind will create chunks of different sizes that don't infuse at the same rate, so the end product is more inconsistent. :)

Ahhh, gotcha. Yeah I can see what you mean by it; Alton Brown has a Good Eats episode about how Espresso works, and the grind, and it being consistent, is a part of the show.

Mortar and Pestle ? Isn't that how they do it in Turkey ???
 

notdezmond

In Bloom
Also I’d like to get more personal with brewing my coffee. I use a regular coffee pot, Any recommendations on a good starting point for a little drip set up? I’ll admit I haven’t even began to look at anything yet so I may sound a little ignorant haha
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Also I’d like to get more personal with brewing my coffee. I use a regular coffee pot, Any recommendations on a good starting point for a little drip set up? I’ll admit I haven’t even began to look at anything yet so I may sound a little ignorant haha

Ever tried a French Press ? You can use it for basically everything. Coffee, Tea, other infusions you'd like to try out. Lots of options.
 

Kanzeon

In Bloom
Ever tried a French Press ? You can use it for basically everything. Coffee, Tea, other infusions you'd like to try out. Lots of options.

I've even made pretty solid iso extractions in a French Press. They're versatile as fuck and simple to clean with a bit of baking soda and water.

I'm not sure how they do it in Turkey! Seems like there are a few ways but the key is to get the grounds super fine.

 

Jewels

Tilts at Tables
Any recommendations


Was going to wholeheartedly recommend this unit, until I saw the price.
I bought one about 10 years ago. They are the bomb.

I know I'm getting old, because retail pricing usually just pisses me off. I'm trying to look at it objectively, 50 bucks is about what you would pay for mid-line automatic drip coffee machine; and I do believe the Aeropress will deliver a better cup.

Just imagine a coffee syringe with a paper filter at the bottom.
No difference.

I vividly recall the two best brew sessions of my life.
2002 , Wells Grey Provincial Park, Clearwater, British Columbia.
Dormant volcano. The hand pump in the campground was basically pulling water through a mountian-sized natural charcoal Brita filter.
Heavenly Jo.

Other session was this very summer, on my sod walking trip with @DopeDaniel.
I began to feel a bit uneasy as we hiked; I was doing the math and realized I had not brought enough water.
In that situation water was the most valuable thing I possessed.

It was raining so hard when I woke up to take a leak that my pj pants were plastered to my backside and water was running down my heels by the time I made it back undercover.
It was then that I had an epiphany.
Getting down a clay gully is one thing, getting out of a wet one is impossible.
Been there, done that.

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Thing is, Ddan had the coffee maker in his tent. As I would rather stay dry than be social, I set to work on a plan.
That had to be about the same time that I realized there was an endless supply of water running off the corner of my tarp.
I had enough moulu for Ten, and I was the only neanderthal in the cave.


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I used a dishcloth to make a pouch, like a hobo's hanky, on the end of a chopstick.
Downing that brew as fast as I could boil water.
That was my whole morning, best day ever.
 
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