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Skunky Dunk Farms

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This is from last night... my first attempt at a Cambodian style beef curry, recipe courtesy of @Deebs and his wife. Putting the Makrut lime tree he sent me to good use. It looks prettier when they make it lol. I'll get it down eventually though. I'm completely obsessed with these flavors. If you haven't tried Cambodian food you really should. View attachment 91037
I'm not one for curry usually but darn G, I'd try that!
 

JollyPete

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What're everyone's Turkey Day plans foodwise?

I'm doing a turkey tonight/tomorrow and another Friday/Saturday, both brined in salt, black pepper, fresh sage, fresh thyme, fresh rosemary, and roasted garlic. Gonna spatchcock and oven roast the first one with lemon, apple, onion, and garlic and a repeat of the herbs inside, second one will be Creole seasoned and charcoal grilled/smoked over pecan and mesquite!

Pics of last year's birds, similar deal to these. FB_IMG_1637771358466.jpg FB_IMG_1637771363391.jpg
 
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Gentlemancorpse

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I've been going the spatchcock route for years. I'll never roast a turkey whole again!

This year were doing a dry brined 15lber from a local farm. The dry brine is kosher flaked salt, toasted peppercorns and allspice and my own dried herbs de Provence.

I'm also going to do a 10lb rolled turkey breast. My family is always mad there's not enough slicing turkey left for sandwiches the next day so I said screw it, this year your getting 10 goddamned pounds of it. I was gonna smoke it but apparently large portions of my family "don't like smoked turkey" like a bunch of filthy savages... my sister even sent me this... RDT_20211123_2320174235187839862383301.jpg

So instead it's also getting dry brined, but minus the herbs and with toasted fresh ground mustard seed added, then I'm going to glaze it with a mix of shoyu, cider vinegar and honey.

And then it's the usual parade of sides. Mashed, green bean casserole, stuffing (the box stuff and a homemade hot Italian sausage and herb), squash soup... some other shit I'm forgetting. Oh, and these damn rolls I've been obsessing over. I've made over 60 of them this week trying to get it just right, still not satisfied, flavor is good but they aren't fluffy enough... there's another batch rising as we speak.

Dessert is not my realm so I have no idea what's happening there, but it will also likely be excessive.
 

Idlewilder

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I've been going the spatchcock route for years. I'll never roast a turkey whole again!

This year were doing a dry brined 15lber from a local farm. The dry brine is kosher flaked salt, toasted peppercorns and allspice and my own dried herbs de Provence.

I'm also going to do a 10lb rolled turkey breast. My family is always mad there's not enough slicing turkey left for sandwiches the next day so I said screw it, this year your getting 10 goddamned pounds of it. I was gonna smoke it but apparently large portions of my family "don't like smoked turkey" like a bunch of filthy savages... my sister even sent me this... View attachment 92363

So instead it's also getting dry brined, but minus the herbs and with toasted fresh ground mustard seed added, then I'm going to glaze it with a mix of shoyu, cider vinegar and honey.

And then it's the usual parade of sides. Mashed, green bean casserole, stuffing (the box stuff and a homemade hot Italian sausage and herb), squash soup... some other shit I'm forgetting. Oh, and these damn rolls I've been obsessing over. I've made over 60 of them this week trying to get it just right, still not satisfied, flavor is good but they aren't fluffy enough... there's another batch rising as we speak.

Dessert is not my realm so I have no idea what's happening there, but it will also likely be excessive.
Sounds delicious. Are you folding the dough a bunch of times? That helps get the flaky layers
 

Gentlemancorpse

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Sounds delicious. Are you folding the dough a bunch of times? That helps get the flaky layers
No, I'm trying what's called Hokkaido style roll, it's a Japanese milk based bread. There's no folding involved. It's not so much flakey that I'm going for as fluffy.

Honestly, I should've just changed ideas at this point but I'm so stubborn Im just fixated on perfecting this roll, for absolutely no reason beyond the aforementioned stubbornness. And I've got it to where they're quite good (dried milk powder is a wondrous and fascinating ingredient for baking just fyi)... but it's not perfect. And I don't serve people food that isn't perfect, much to the chagrin of my family who are totally fine with good enough.
 

Gentlemancorpse

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Corpse Daddy - No experience w/ Hokkaido rolls, but was tempted to give the Pan de Coco a try back when "Artisan Bryan" kept popping up on my Instagram. Bet it's a cinch to pull off, once you've mastered the rolls....???
I just saved that recipe. Definitely my next baking adventure! I'm planning on trying my hand at a sourdough starter this weekend anyways
 

UncleB

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I just saved that recipe. Definitely my next baking adventure! I'm planning on trying my hand at a sourdough starter this weekend anyways
Sourdough is tons of fun. A quick jump can be had from the white yeast that forms on the top of those pepper ferments... Keep up the great work. Hoping everyone appreciates your efforts tomorrow!!!
 

Gentlemancorpse

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PSA to my spatchcock fam... don't toss the backbone! It has a ton of gelatin in it that gives great body to stock. Even if your using pre-made stock for gravy or stuffing, you can turn it up a notch by simmering the neck, back bone and other trimmings with some aromatics in it before putting it to use 20211124_160216.jpg
 

18B

In Bloom
I've been on the fence about sharing a secret marinade I use for Tri-Tip. It's been held close for a couple of decades now. But since I'm not entering any cook offs or starting a marinade line, I figured what the hell, might as well share it if anyone wants to try it. I'm sure it could be used to marinade just about any meat.

It's pretty simple.

1. Equal parts Soy Sauce and 'Wishbone Brand' Balsamic Vinaigrette
Usually for one Tri-Tip I'll use 2 cups soy sauce and 2 cups balsamic vinaigrette

2. Sliced red onion

3. Fresh minced garlic

4. Dry Italian seasoning

Throw everything in a zip lock with the meat, and let marinate for 48hrs. Then cook to your liking and enjoy.
If anyone tries it, let me know what you think. ?
You do know that there might be some guys on the East Coast that are not Spanish....so you have to explain to them what a tri tip is...LOL.
 

18B

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Tri-tip is one of my favorite cuts and the one I cook the most often. I believe I remember hearing years ago, tri-tip is more of a west coast thing and it isn’t very popular and or known Midwest and out East. I was told in that same conversation that Brisket is the closest comparison to tri-tip and that’s what I could expect to find when traveling the Midwest and back East.

I’d love to hear your thoughts if or when you try it.
Hahaha...I just made a post joking about that...yeah they don't cut that tri tip on the East Coast unless you ask for it specifically or you go to a Hispanic Butcher Shop...Carniceria.
 

Gentlemancorpse

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Hahaha...I just made a post joking about that...yeah they don't cut that tri tip on the East Coast unless you ask for it specifically or you go to a Hispanic Butcher Shop...Carniceria.
Fortunately up here in New England at least its becoming more common. I wouldn't say it's easy to find, but both heavily Hispanic neighborhoods (which I happen to dwell in) and really hip places usually have it now.
 

Meatman

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You do know that there might be some guys on the East Coast that are not Spanish....so you have to explain to them what a tri tip is...LOL.
Tri tip is all over the internet now and it’s a pain in the ass to get out of the beef so, now that your talking about it next time you go to a butcher shop to get one thank your butcher cause there a pain in the ass, and the worst part is you’ll get people usually what I call ‘city folk’ I’ll take as many tri tips as I can get well mother fucker you only get 2 out of the whole beef so you will get 2 lol and than they say well I’ll take less roast if that helps me get more no mother fucker you only can get 2 of them cause that’s all that’s in your animal lol
Tri tip rant over ✌️
 
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