Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I had a funny thought from our youth .Usually ones first response is the best ……..unless it’s in anger . Than I usually fuck it up ?
We all as young punks lived together for awhile to save on rent etc
My brother brings this local pushbike home that we knew . Everyone says Gday …..yeah whatever . We knew why she was around
Anyway he takes her out to his back room to give her a service , a few moments later he walks out all proud like he’d conquered Everest .
She walks out a few moments later .
“ is that it ?“ she says
“ I’ve had 2 minute noodles that took longer “
Man the look on his face when we all pissed our pants laughing .
He muttered some bullshit response like he’d just been kicked in the ass .
No mercy around you true mates