Kanzeon's Garden

Trial n Error

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If anyone's got Sweet Tooth seeds, get in touch! 👊 Got a homie out here looking for some.
Saw these , I'd bet @kropduster can help you out.

 

Kanzeon

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Next round down!!

9 Staypuft x Pure Michigan from @Frimpong
5 NorCal Purple Haze (Green pheno) from The Nature Farm
2 Sky Burial [Uzbekistan x (Panama Red x Nepal Highland)] x (G13 Haze x G13 Hashplant)

Also cut the first of the G13 Widows, which are looking a world nicer than the Skunks, and put her in the top tent to reveg. She handled the abuse of the last run beautifully, with barely any leaves dying off from the overfeeding inherent in trying new flowering nutes and not fertigating.
 
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Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Bro I forgot to tell you, but I finished cataloging some of my seeds and I know what I have now for the... Tooth strain you asked about LOL:

Rock Tooth F1

Rockstar

Orange Kush X Sweet Tooth

So I have at least 2 crosses of it, but I can't remember what Rockstar is. I'm sure I have a PM in there somewhere with the exact info. I likely have enough to share if you don't mind waiting. I'd offer some of the crosses I did myself, but, I'm not sure they make Carbon Filters to deal with my shenanigans LOL. You are of course welcome to some though :)
 

Kanzeon

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Here's the one I ran across a while back

Yes!! Fleur du Mal does great shit. I'd totally forgotten that he preserved that strain. That'll probably happen!

But @Psychobilly should also bring some of his to the gathering of the growmies in July!

Also, the G13 Skunks were so underwhelming that I just broke down all three plants and made some crude dry sift. They all ended up in the dumpster.

BUT.

The G13 Widow fucking fucks. It pounds it out like feral cats in a phonebooth. It slaps cheeks like a goddamn moose orgy. A bowl of the shitty lower buds that I cut off of the revegging branches dried by my fuckin' ceiling fan just absolutely nailed me to my chair. It hits like this.

angry attack GIF by Nat Geo Wild


@santero told me once about a Skunk-Widow cross that he made once called Sloth, and fuck me if that's not accurate when it comes to the G13 Widow. I'm a happy man.
 
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Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
I've seen that footage before of the Elephant coming to brunch lol. I'm hoping that'll be a good visual for the smells I get in the tent soon haha :)

Yeah bro I'll bring some seeds with me in July :)
I'm sad those Skunk didn't equate to anything useful; I blame lack of carbon filters making people select for sissy aromas haha.

That g13 sounds like Black Cheese lol. Did you see the verbal fuck up I coined called "Pepto Turkeys" ? I literally forgot what a .... shit I just did that again... Flamingo! There it is! Yeah don't smoke Bkack Cheese until you're done with tasks hahaha.
 

Kanzeon

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It's still happening!!

Today everything got flipped to 12/12. 2 gallon AC infinity fabric pots, Happy Frog. Adding aspirin and silica with every watering and using a glycerine spray for IPM.

@Frimpong's Staypuft x Pure Michigan are genuinely stunning so far. Very, very fragrant.

The last two Sky Burials [(Uzbekistan x (Panama Red x Nepal Highland) x (G13 Haze x G13 Hashplant)] are both ladies, so that line gets to be hybridized to keep living. Good thing both Norcal Purple Haze and Staypuft x Pure Michigan are solid.

Oddly enough, no males have showed themselves yet. We'll see!
 

Kanzeon

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Dudes exist! Including a Sky Burial one! I am, of course, not going to keep the dudes of the Staypuft x Pure Michigan because they're testers, so any nice ladies of that and the NorCal Purple Haze will get smacked with Sky Burial pollen.

I've started to cull the other dudes as they appear, which made room for some new beans to go down. The last fems that I've got, actually. Kalashnikov's Lavanda Cream x 3 and Top Shelf Elite's Black Valium x 4. I'll just run them 12/12 the whole way through and reveg the keepers.
 

Captain Sternn

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You like the idea of an Astronaut getting vacuum sucked out a window after reentry??? Lol :)

Ummm no. That would be Sky Death I think. I saw it had Nepalese Highland and it made me think of a burial on some high Himalayan mountain top, so high and remote that it could be thought of as a sky burial, as much as any other sort. In a strange way it dovetails with my desire to be cremated, dumped into shotgun shells and shot into the air for my own burial.

I generally admire astronauts and wouldn't wish that sort of thing on them. Except maybe for that one crazy bitch a few years ago that drove 900 miles in a space diaper to try to kill the other woman in a love triangle with some astro dude.
 

Kanzeon

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Ummm no. That would be Sky Death I think. I saw it had Nepalese Highland and it made me think of a burial on some high Himalayan mountain top, so high and remote that it could be thought of as a sky burial, as much as any other sort. In a strange way it dovetails with my desire to be cremated, dumped into shotgun shells and shot into the air for my own burial.

I generally admire astronauts and wouldn't wish that sort of thing on them. Except maybe for that one crazy bitch a few years ago that drove 900 miles in a space diaper to try to kill the other woman in a love triangle with some astro dude.

Correct! A Sky Burial is a Tibetal funeral practice.


Though Billy did just remind me of British Airways Flight 5390, which someone should also name a strain after.

Also yes that one lady pulled what I like to call an "asstronaut."
 

Captain Sternn

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Nice. I've read that some Native Americans did a similar thing, allowing a body to begin decomposing in a charnel house where a shaman later scrapes the remaining flesh from the bones and then him or the family builds a platform up off the ground and they lay the bones out there.

That crazy gal had been on at least one mission, if I had served with her and then heard about her long diaper drive I would have been like I went on a mission with that crazy shit ? Never going to space again lol.
 

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
You know in the Himalayas they set up a pyre, and then shove the partially charred human remains into the River for the Goonch Catfish to eat? Wallago likely help too, but yeah, if you ever get to fish that river, do it on funeral day; the next morning is literally when Jeremy Wade caught his lol.
 

LG/

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I remember listening to a podcast, I believe it was in India and on Zarathustrianism (sp) as mentioned- the sky burials.
Super cool and interesting, imho.
They were having issues with having enough vultures because of some toxin that was hurting them. So they tried burning, but then the ashes went into nearby towns. Idk interesting anyways, it was 99% invisible podcast I think. I hope I'm remembering the details somewhat right.
 

Kanzeon

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The current state of things. The Sky Burial, G13 Widows, and NorCal Purple Haze have been hit with Sky Burial pollen, and the dude is revegging. I'm sure the Staypuft x PM caught some too, since there were a couple days where he was just chilling in there throwing pollen under the fan and that super tall stretchy lady in the middle is one of them.

I'm guessing harvest will start in about 5-6 weeks, though we'll see. There's no rush.
 

Kanzeon

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Alright. Things are coming along. Looks like I'll be cutting the first of the Staypuft x PM plants soon.


Repotted the plants in veg under a new light. 3 Lavanda Cream and 3 Black Valium after I culled the weakest one.

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The flowering tent, yellowed out because of the light:

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G13 Widow:

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The other G13 Widow, with the stem bent so it won't hit the top of the tent:

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Staypuft OG x Pure Michigan from @Frimpong

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Kanzeon

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I've started pulling seeds, too. So far there are a few of that absolutely disgusting G13 Widow pheno, a couple off of the Staypuft OG, and two off of Norcal Purple Haze. The neurodivergent nerd side in me is super happy that I've finally crossed G13 Haze and G13 Hashplant (both via the Sky Burial) with G13 Skunk and G13 Widow (both in Mr. Nice's G13 Widow line).
 
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