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[Psychobilly]

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I mean it's basically liquid toast

 

[Psychobilly]

This isn't really a joke so much as what I said earlier:

I was dropping the Wife off at work,and her manager was outside and said hi to me, and was telling he's taking his daughter to see NOFX, and then:

"You know we're supposed to get snow today ? They're saying 4 inches!"

Me: "Well I've been to jail before so I can handle 4 inches"

 

[Psychobilly]

 

[Psychobilly]

 

[Amos Otis]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

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[BH]

 

[BH]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Psychobilly]

*no I can't come in today I've been coughing a lot* lol.

 

[JL2G]

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How my boss looks at me when I request 4/20 off. ???

You got the wrong dang boss mang. ? ???

 

[JL2G]

Just a funny thought of mine I figured y'all would giggle about. Lol

I'm a contractor, so materials supplies are write offs for me. I buy all my toilet paper, and alot of cleaning products at the local hardware store, so it goes on my jobsite materials supply invoice. Hence it's part of my tax deductions.

So every time I, or anyone else in this house wipes there ass, I consider it a tax write off. Lmfao.
Here Uncle Sam, take our shit and be on your merry way. ???

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[JL2G]

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There's gotta be a way to make it so. Hmmmm

 

[Lester Moor]

Guys sticks a gun in a man's side and says " give me your money!" Guy says, " you can't rob me, I am a congressman" guy says, " fine, give me MY money!"

 

[Psychobilly]

Guys sticks a gun in a man's side and says " give me your money!" Guy says, " you can't rob me, I am a congressman" guy says, " fine, give me MY money!"

Not that I really feel every lawyer is the same, but it's so cold outside you can see lawyers with their hands in their own pockets lol.

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Psychobilly]

And a plate of Cheese for me

 

[PlumberSoCal]