You know your a grower when…
You‘re burping jars first thing, waiting for the coffee to brew..
It takes you more than 10 mins to finally figure out what strain you want to smoke
You look at unknown bugs questioning “friend or foe”
Spider webs scare the shit out of you, but you’re not at all aracnaphobic
Your cable box is a germination station and your PlayStation/Xbox is the overflow
No closet is safe come harvest season
You’re more ‘invested in roots‘ than a fungus gnat!
She, her, beautiful all refer to a cultivar
To you, green = Life