Canadian Growers Thread - Canucks Represent!

Amarok

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No, not the kind that wears leggings and too much makeup.

 

OldG

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Geeze want to see some Irish Canadians...The west side of St Johns Newfoundland has this group of Irish/Canadian newfies...Man they need subtitles.

And I lived with a fierce newfie accent my whole life...Me fadder talks fast and with words they invented.

I needs to ave a happle...... etc.
 

Amarok

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And I lived with a fierce newfie accent my whole life...Me fadder talks fast and with words they invented.
Since I left the oilfield/construction biz I've missed the big hodge-podge of accents, with the various east coast dialects being front and center.

I ran into a Newf on the ice a few weeks back. Once we'd chatted for a while, I told him how much I was enjoying hearing his accent.

"What accent ya be talkin' about, bye?", he grinned.
 

Psychobilly

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I was born and raised in Southeast Michigan, and to us Canada was hard to imagine as another country because, as the "you might be from Michigan" joke goes; you can tell you're here because half the coins in your pocket are Canadian lol.

A lot of people here would drive to Ontario because they could drink at 19, but my family is German and Irish so I didn't really have to leave lol.

I did live in Montreal for a year, and heard the shock of "Wait you're American??? But you're polite...." and enjoyed Poutine done right WITH THE ACTUAL RIGHT CHEESE CURDS! *sigh* a few places here sell it but the cheese isn't right.

Weed was awesome in Quebec too! The "Blockheads" hate Quebecois people at times which is hilarious for me lol.

I've always liked Canada though, and even if they're sometimes prejudiced against American people, it's ok.

If any of you guys ever visit Montreal, stop in at Foufs! It's a 3 story bar and I actually saw the Nekromantics play there in love 2006 or 2007. Decent food too. And of course that lovely Canadian beer lol.

One thing that was really fun back then was Ontario Provincial Police not being allowed to use their speed guns unless they were stopped, and driving through Toronto there's no place for them to sit, so at 3 am you could FLY through there. I think I actually once got passed by a car while doing like 120 MPH lol.

Slap shot, Skinny Puppy, Gutter Demons, Poutine, Beer, Weed, and a brand of Cigarettes I can't remember the name of were great, and the Kernels Popcorn lol.
 

Amarok

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A lot of people here would drive to Ontario because they could drink at 19
It's 18 in Alberta. When I was growing up it was 19 in both Saskatchewan and BC(our two neighbors), so every year a fresh crop of young party people moved here from the east and the west.
One thing that was really fun back then was Ontario Provincial Police not being allowed to use their speed guns unless they were stopped, and driving through Toronto there's no place for them to sit, so at 3 am you could FLY through there. I think I actually once got passed by a car while doing like 120 MPH lol.
I read this post while I was still on the ice today. I usually leave the phone in my pocket, but if the bite is slow, going online usually triggers action for some arcane reason. Today was no exception as I had two solid hits while reading this.

Thank you for that.

Your talk of the Ontario Smokies however, got this tune stuck in my brain. This song is NOT on my Ice Fishin' Jams playlist.
@#*&% you for that. ;) :LOL:



Yeah, you know me.
 

Ramjet159

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We were originally a penal colony populated by England's worst scoundrels.
Whoops, got mixed up for a second. ;-P

We were originally Upper and Lower Canada after the first Europeans arrived. Here is what looks like a pretty comprehensive background.

Re modern Canada, In addition to Quebec, which has a high French speaking population, the province of New Brunswick has the Acadians, which are their own mash-up of English and French. (Acadians are awesome; love working with those crazy bastards.)

Way back when, a bunch of Acadians were displaced and they went south to Louisiana in the US, where they stayed. They managed to retain their unique culture, even as they became known as "Cajuns" which is a bastardization of Acadian.

There are also the Metis, who are a people descended from French trappers and explorers, and native Canadians. The most famous Metis was likely Louis Riel.

There are French communities across the country. Even here in redneck Alberta we have towns like Legal.

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Francophone/Anglophone tensions exists in some places, but that gets into politics and we don't do that here. :)




There is a very basic starting point for you, Ramjet, and a few links should you choose to enter the rabbit-hole. :)
Judging by all the above I might just stick to your short hand version and Lois Riel well no disrespect but never heard of him . That’s what happens when you live on a southern outpost island full of former bread / horse stealing scoundrels lol.
I always laugh because every single time we play mother England in any sport they remind us of our foundations . The funny part to me is they sent the best of the worst to a sun swept country full of endless beaches and rich in minerals ( ok we got a few nasty critters sometimes having a bad day ) and they live 70% of the year indoors because of the miserable cold conditions ( you guys know what I’m talking about except your not miserable buggers ?) . Oh yeah and generally they’re shit at sport anyway .
 

Psychobilly

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@Amarok ; lol you're welcome! When I moved back to Michigan my 18 year old cousin came with to help, and realized he was of legal drinking age in Quebec while we were there Haha!

@Ramjet159 - yeah you guys do have some interesting critters running around lol! Normally water that dangerous is in Africa and South America or Southeast Asia but you guys got that AND the spiders and snakes lol.

You ever see those big Sting Rays? I don't remember which part of the country they're in but apparently you can hand feed them shrimp! That'd be amazing!
 

PlumberSoCal

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Love that "Lumber Jack" Song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was around 1972, I'm 13 and home from school sick and my mom rolled her 13" tv into my room and I'm flippin channels and I land on this really weird show. Identical twins are arguing and one gets mad and hits himself. The other grabbed his head. This escalated until one grabs a 2 x 6 and slams it into his face. The other guy staggers off camera and the guy who did it looks like he won the fight, sits down in a chair and crosses a leg over. Then you hear sawing and the guy sitting his leg falls off. I was HOOKED! Been a fan ever since. They taught me to find humor everywhere through life. Love those guys.
 
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Amarok

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It was around 1972, I'm 13 and home from school sick and my mom rolled her 13" tv into my room and I'm flippin channels and I land on this really weird show. Identical twins are arguing and one gets made and hits himself. The other grabbed his head. This escalated until one grabs a 2 x 6 and slams it into his face. The other guy staggers off camera and the guy who did it looks like he won the fight, sits down in a chair and crosses a leg over. Then you hear sawing and the guy sitting his leg falls off. I was HOOKED! Been a fan ever since. They taught me to find humor everywhere through life. Love those guys.
If you like the Flying Circus, have you checked out the Kids in the Hall? It's a Canadian sketch comedy show from the 80s-early 90s that has a lot of strange, surreal humour.

(you may recognize Mark McKinney from SNL or Superstore)



 

PlumberSoCal

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If you like the Flying Circus, have you checked out the Kids in the Hall? It's a Canadian sketch comedy show from the 80s-early 90s that has a lot of strange, surreal humour.

(you may recognize Mark McKinney from SNL or Superstore)




Yeah, Comedy Central in the 90's and where I fell in love with MST3000. Back when Comedy Central was funny.
 

Amarok

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Yeah, Comedy Central in the 90's and where I fell in love with MST3000. Back when Comedy Central was funny.
With stuff like KITH, Trailer Park Boys, the Tragically Hip, Red Green, Codco, SCTV, IE real Canadian stuff , I never know how far it reached outside our borders. A lot of people have never heard of that stuff, even while there are lots of international fans.

I thought it was great, for example, that an Aussie show about a similar bunch of hilarious losers(Housos) took place in Sunnyvale. Clearly the TPB had some fans down there, which I thought was interesting and surprising and cool.

I'm never surprised though, if people don't know about a show or artist. The Hip, for example, can never be as popular outside of Canada as inside because of their lyrical content. They sing about stuff that 99% of non-Canadians have no reason to care about. The Red Green show is similar, though more accessible. I'm sure every country has similar artists and media.

For all the talk about a "global village", I love that we still all have our own little cultural phenomena.(y)
(y)(y)
 

PlumberSoCal

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With stuff like KITH, Trailer Park Boys, the Tragically Hip, Red Green, Codco, SCTV, IE real Canadian stuff , I never know how far it reached outside our borders. A lot of people have never heard of that stuff, even while there are lots of international fans.

I thought it was great, for example, that an Aussie show about a similar bunch of hilarious losers(Housos) took place in Sunnyvale. Clearly the TPB had some fans down there, which I thought was interesting and surprising and cool.

I'm never surprised though, if people don't know about a show or artist. The Hip, for example, can never be as popular outside of Canada as inside because of their lyrical content. They sing about stuff that 99% of non-Canadians have no reason to care about. The Red Green show is similar, though more accessible. I'm sure every country has similar artists and media.

For all the talk about a "global village", I love that we still all have our own little cultural phenomena.(y)
(y)(y)
I learned way more about the UK and English quirks by watching Python all those years than I ever would have without them. I'm sure even now I don't get all the references but don't care. The Parrot sketch still kills as do far to many to list here. Amazing the effect on my life their humor had and made it so much richer and better.
 

Amarok

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Just got into Red Dwarf in the last few years. I love it up to about season 6 and then they start to lose me.

If we are talking Britcoms, the Young Ones, The Mighty Boosh, and the second season of Luxury Comedy are all favorites of mine.

I like Are You Being Served too, and Black Books and AbFab.

iDeal is a dark and twisted one about a small time weed dealer who keeps ending up in ridiculous and dangerous situations. There are a few cast members who went on to do Game of Thrones. It's kinda funky(and pretty funny) seeing them in the two different worlds.

Like the Plumber, I learned a lot of British culture from their TV. I love figuring out the Cockney rhyming slang.
 
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