Canadian Growers Thread - Canucks Represent!

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After a bunch of emails and threats of chargebacks, the 10" electric ice auger I bought myself for xmas finally arrived. :superhappydance::dancingsmiley":carlton::clapping:

Can't wait to get out and try it, but wait I will, until we're past the Frostbite in minutes rating. ?



I love ice fishing!!!!!
 

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February 4 - 15th, 2021​


Think you're tough? Try playing hockey for days and days, round the clock, outside, in -30C temps.

Every year these crazy fuckers go a tiny bit longer, so every year, it becomes the new World's Longest Hockey Game.

It's done to raise money for cancer research.

I have so much respect for these guys.


 
This is so cool.


I have had the privilege of seeing these animals up super close and personal.....like 5-6' away from one. It didn't even care that I was there, it paid no attention to my Kenworth or its air dryer popping off, it was keyed in on a squirrel or a rabbit or something else in the bushes.
I actually get to see lynx quite often, probably a dozen times in 15 yrs out here or so.

I've even had to snake my way thru several km long herds of wild bison spread out along the forestry/oil roads around here. Their babies are cute as hell haha! I call them buffalo nuggets lol.



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Sometimes the juveniles, or the odd huge adult male take offense to me snaking my way thru the herd, and they try to square off with my truck, scuffing the ground. I would just tap the main brakes, or the spike the trailer and let them go and they pop off some air and scare them off the road lol. Not so tough now, huh junior? Lol.
It sure adds a bit of time to my trip slowly squeezing by them, but I get a kick out of it every time. It's all by the hour and I'm completely out of range of anything electronic besides satellites out there, so I take my sweet time lol!


I've even seen the odd reindeer out here on the roads too. Moose, deer, elk, cougars, huuuuuuuuge grizzlies, black & cinnamon bears, wolves, weasels, foxes and on and on.
I saw a black wolf out here once and I am convinced it was a direwolf, and that they still exist. Huge. Freaked me out a little.
 

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Sometimes the juveniles, or the odd huge adult male take offense to me snaking my way thru the herd
I learned about how fearless these guys can be in Elk Island Park back in the 70's. The family was in a Ford supercab pickup with a big slide-in camper, so we made a pretty huge outline. We came around a bend and there was a group of bison on the road and the boss male decided he wasn't going to move if he didn't want to move.

Dad drove a very short distance, very slowly, toward the bison. That bull didn't care that his foe was many times his size, you do NOT challenge him. He put his head down and started walking straight at us, gradually picking up speed. We reversed around the bend, did a you-turn, and got out of there. That big old head and horns would have beat the shit out of our truck.

Despite living in their territory my whole life, I've only seen lynx/bobcat(not 100% clear on which is which) a handful of times, though tracks aren't at all uncommon. 'Yotes are ubiquitous, deer are as common as hares, even moose are a fairly regular sight. Black bears and cougars are around as well as wolves, though sightings don't happen as often. I spend a fair bit of time on an animal superhighway, IE the North Saskatchewan river, so I've seen tracks and heard sounds of animals that aren't supposed to be around here, like raccoons and wild turkeys.

I want to put together a little kit for my pack so I can start making casts of some of the tracks I encounter. I've seen lynx tracks on the riverbank just a few yards from well used walking paths, and fresh wolf tracks right outside the gate of a camp for children near another fishing spot of mine. Those tracks are pretty easy to identify, but I'd like to learn to tell the difference between a marten and mink, for example.

Between the pandemic and the current extended extreme cold weather, I'm getting bad cabin fever. It's supposed to warm up next week, and it can't happen too soon.
 

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I was in one of these and they would challenge me lol View attachment 52958
I spent a winter servicing field wells back in the 80's. Hand-cranking those old pumpjack motors and trying to avoid the broken arm when you finally got compression and that cold bitch turned over is not an enjoyable memory. Electric motors on pumpjacks were so much better and safer.
Sure see a lot of nature though, as you know, and a lot of weird "country stuff" out driving the back roads. :)
 
I spent a winter servicing field wells back in the 80's. Hand-cranking those old pumpjack motors and trying to avoid the broken arm when you finally got compression and that cold bitch turned over is not an enjoyable memory. Sure see a lot of nature though, as you know, and a lot of weird "country stuff" . :)
Oooh, yeah, I don't miss service work at all. I went on a service rig for a while as my intro to oilfield work. After 2 weeks I'm like "I have a class 1 wtf am I doing this for?"

I've driven steamers and vacs, which tie in with service work a lot, but tanker production runs was more my speed. Warm truck cab for 90% of the day?....... or covered in oil, mud and snow, sometimes at the same time?

Lol, no brainer for me.

It ended at 6 a.m., on Monday with Team Hope defeating Team Cure 2,649 to 2,528 despite being outshot 10,253 to 9,996 in setting a new Guinness World Book of Records mark of 252 hours.

$1,573,609 raised in donations

Way ta go Boys!

Lmao! That's nuts.
 

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Oooh, yeah, I don't miss service work at all. I went on a service rig for a while as my intro to oilfield work.
Most of the time mine was a decent gig. We had a highboy with a knuckle picker so we spent a lot of time moving propane bullets around, dropping off larger components at wells and batteries and compressor stations, changing out small valves, lowering or raising rods on the pumpjacks, etc. Lots of creative writing when it came to matching up work orders and time actually spent on said work. ;)

All those gravy days went out the window though when it hit -35 for a couple weeks and all you did was try to start frozen pumpjack motors all day long.
 
Most of the time it was a decent gig. We had a highboy with a knuckle picker so we spent a lot of time moving propane bullets around, dropping off larger components at wells and batteries and compressor stations, changing out small valves, lowering or raising rods on the pumpjacks, etc. Lots of creative writing when it came to matching up work orders and time actually spent on said work. ;)

All those gravy days went out the window though when it hit -35 for a couple weeks and all you did was try to start frozen pumpjack motors all day long.
Yeah no doubt lol! I got pretty creative with my hours. Jump hours were often a big part of my checks. They started getting more strict with it though over the last while.

I gave up on the patch shortly after being fired for sleeping on the side of the road for 3 hrs, after completing a 28.5 hr shift.
 

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Just learned of a new Canadian sketch comedy, I'm really enjoying it so far.

Here we learn the terror of The Other Side.
NOOOOOOOO!

 

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Holy shit! :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL:

How's this for bridging culture gaps? If you can't relate to this on some plane, I don't know what to say.

 

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Okay, one more bit of CanCon humour.
(don't worry though, Americans, he's just kidding. we don't really shit talk you when you aren't around. )

 

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I gave up on the patch shortly after being fired for sleeping on the side of the road for 3 hrs, after completing a 28.5 hr shift.
I hear that.

Every year they wanted more for less, while also demanding compliance with ridiculous "safety" rules written by people in offices far, far away from the work site who have literally zero experience in our field. We'd argue until we were blue using logic and the reality of our work conditions, but it rarely made any difference.

Trying to explain to new apprentices how we follow the customer's(Shell, Syncrude, Suncor, Transalta, etc) rules in all public words, both verbal and in print, while explaining we also follow our employer's(the subcontractor) unwritten rules which were designed to pad billable hours and maximize chargeable tools and equipment AND how we as tradesmen had our own very private rules and procedures that were written in the blood of our fallen brothers that actually kept us safe and protected our rights as union people, became such a mindfuck.

One of the newer abominations coming into the field as I was leaving were personal wifi beacon/alarms that were to be worn at all times by each employee. Some of the worst insults were when they pretended a tracking/control device or procedure was a safety device, as they did in this case.

As proof of that, in these massive refineries much of the work is done at heights. There are all manner of industrial furnaces and fractionation columns and cogens, etc, many of which are hundreds of feet high and have many work locations and confined space entry points. It is trained into us in many courses and orientations that if we are knocked down due to SO2, CO, H2S, or any of the other gases, there is about 4 minutes from unconsciousness until brain damage(subject to many other factors, not relevant here). Timely rescue is vital.

One would assume that the multimillion dollar safety system purportedly designed to facilitate rescue would show the target's location in 3D, but no. It was entirely a 2d system and display, per discussions with the techs up on our tower servicing the receiver units. That meant a beacon could put rescuers at a ground location, within a few feet of the access to multiple towers with no clue where to go from there. Your target could be on ground level, or up a number of ladders, or inside a tower, or any fucking place.

We'd already used radios for years, and had the capability to call for help giving precise location information, relayed by the safety watch outside any confined space. This was just Big Brother climbing into our coveralls with us.
 
I hear that.

Every year they wanted more for less, while also demanding compliance with ridiculous "safety" rules written by people in offices far, far away from the work site who have literally zero experience in our field. We'd argue until we were blue using logic and the reality of our work conditions, but it rarely made any difference.

Trying to explain to new apprentices how we follow the customer's(Shell, Syncrude, Suncor, Transalta, etc) rules in all public words, both verbal and in print, while explaining we also follow our employer's(the subcontractor) unwritten rules which were designed to pad billable hours and maximize chargeable tools and equipment AND how we as tradesmen had our own very private rules and procedures that were written in the blood of our fallen brothers that actually kept us safe and protected our rights as union people, became such a mindfuck.

One of the newer abominations coming into the field as I was leaving were personal wifi beacon/alarms that were to be worn at all times by each employee. Some of the worst insults were when they pretended a tracking/control device or procedure was a safety device, as they did in this case.

As proof of that, in these massive refineries much of the work is done at heights. There are all manner of industrial furnaces and fractionation columns and cogens, etc, many of which are hundreds of feet high and have many work locations and confined space entry points. It is trained into us in many courses and orientations that if we are knocked down due to SO2, CO, H2S, or any of the other gases, there is about 4 minutes from unconsciousness until brain damage(subject to many other factors, not relevant here). Timely rescue is vital.

One would assume that the multimillion dollar safety system purportedly designed to facilitate rescue would show the target's location in 3D, but no. It was entirely a 2d system and display, per discussions with the techs up on our tower servicing the receiver units. That meant a beacon could put rescuers at a ground location, within a few feet of the access to multiple towers with no clue where to go from there. Your target could be on ground level, or up a number of ladders, or inside a tower, or any fucking place.

We'd already used radios for years, and had the capability to call for help giving precise location information, relayed by the safety watch outside any confined space. This was just Big Brother climbing into our coveralls with us.
The whole safety first thing is a sham, anyways. The second real money comes into play, it's amazing how quickly the rules get bent or flat out broken.

At least with that douche bag firing me, I was still able to collect EI. The hours he demanded were straight up illegal, so I called CVSE, the Labor Board and WCB on the bastard too, after I secured my EI.

Here's a ridiculous one. I was building ice bridges. I was the pump reservoir truck, and other trucks would fill me up, and then the ice sprayers would pull the water off my truck and build the bridges.
One of my buddies was on the ice crew and was walking in a river bed dragging some piping and other shit up to the bridge, in the middle of winter, completely dried up, ice and rock, with a thin layer of snow on the river bed. The safety guy came along and wrote him up for not wearing a life vest. Lol....no joke. A life vest, in a dry, frozen river bed with zero water, about -25°C, no chance of flooding........Ugh.

Yet here I am watching all this, and I'm going on about 180hrs on that pay period, with a few days to go still. All the safety guys know how many hours we work, we're there when they get to work, we're there when they leave, and often we're still there when they come back the next day.
I've broken 200 hrs in 2 weeks on several occasions. 218 was the most I ever got. Just brain dead. 170hrs being very typical.

I actually enjoy trucking. But I've tried signing on with places and getting them to agree to limited hours. Nope. They won't. Or they do agree to it, I sign on, then a week in, they break the deal and I'm working stupid hours or I'm fighting the dispatcher.

They'd rather not have a driver than have one willing to do up to 50-60 hrs a week. They want to drive them into the ground, pun intended.
I can't do it anymore. Never mind my body being screwed.....even if I was still in great shape with a good back, neck and hip, like I was 15 yrs ago, I couldn't work those hours anymore at my age. It's ridiculous.

They're having harder and harder times getting drivers here now though. People are fed up. I know several drivers who don't want to drive anymore and have gone on to other things.
 

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The whole safety first thing is a sham, anyways. The second real money comes into play, it's amazing how quickly the rules get bent or flat out broken.

At least with that douche bag firing me, I was still able to collect EI. The hours he demanded were straight up illegal, so I called CVSE, the Labor Board and WCB on the bastard too, after I secured my EI.

Here's a ridiculous one. I was building ice bridges. I was the pump reservoir truck, and other trucks would fill me up, and then the ice sprayers would pull the water off my truck and build the bridges.
One of my buddies was on the ice crew and was walking in a river bed dragging some piping and other shit up to the bridge, in the middle of winter, completely dried up, ice and rock, with a thin layer of snow on the river bed. The safety guy came along and wrote him up for not wearing a life vest. Lol....no joke. A life vest, in a dry, frozen river bed with zero water, about -25°C, no chance of flooding........Ugh.

Yet here I am watching all this, and I'm going on about 180hrs on that pay period, with a few days to go still. All the safety guys know how many hours we work, we're there when they get to work, we're there when they leave, and often we're still there when they come back the next day.
I've broken 200 hrs in 2 weeks on several occasions. 218 was the most I ever got. Just brain dead. 170hrs being very typical.

I actually enjoy trucking. But I've tried signing on with places and getting them to agree to limited hours. Nope. They won't. Or they do agree to it, I sign on, then a week in, they break the deal and I'm working stupid hours or I'm fighting the dispatcher.

They'd rather not have a driver than have one willing to do up to 50-60 hrs a week. They want to drive them into the ground, pun intended.
I can't do it anymore. Never mind my body being screwed.....even if I was still in great shape with a good back, neck and hip, like I was 15 yrs ago, I couldn't work those hours anymore at my age. It's ridiculous.

They're having harder and harder times getting drivers here now though. People are fed up. I know several drivers who don't want to drive anymore and have gone on to other things.
It’s great reading your experiences in an extremely tough field of work and I can so relate to both your battles with clueless and contradictory administration . I’m continuously in a battle with my management to uphold not only the safety standards they put in place but also the total lack of understanding on the coal face they have no real knowledge about at all . I actually spend more time doing pre start , post review ,ongoing conformity etc before I actually get to do the job itself . Does my head in when I know none of it really means shit if I stop the bucks flowing . It’s just a deflection of liability if you screw up . My job couldn’t be more contrasting in that I love half of it and hate the other half .
Apologies for crashing the Canucks Thread ??
 
Apologies for crashing the Canucks Thread ??
No worries man

I’m continuously in a battle with my management to uphold not only the safety standards they put in place but also the total lack of understanding on the coal face they have no real knowledge about at all

Yup it's usually some pencil pusher way up in the corporate office that thinks they know better than the man on the ground. Constant battle.
 

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It’s great reading your experiences in an extremely tough field of work and I can so relate to both your battles with clueless and contradictory administration . I’m continuously in a battle with my management to uphold not only the safety standards they put in place but also the total lack of understanding on the coal face they have no real knowledge about at all . I actually spend more time doing pre start , post review ,ongoing conformity etc before I actually get to do the job itself . Does my head in when I know none of it really means shit if I stop the bucks flowing . It’s just a deflection of liability if you screw up . My job couldn’t be more contrasting in that I love half of it and hate the other half .
Apologies for crashing the Canucks Thread ??
I started this thread to share Canadian things and spark discussion, not as an exclusive place.

You Aussies are most welcome(especially since it's only virtual space so we won't have to worry about getting our pockets picked by you shady Penal Colony types).
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I get the feeling that self-important pencil pushers who try to save us poor blue collar types from our own massive stupidity are a worldwide phenomenon.

Personally, I enjoy fucking around with Safety Officers. When I see them coming around, I'll stop working and start a conversation with them, usually about extremely esoteric parts of my trade that I know they don't understand. Right around the time I've made them feel confused and stupid and unprepared is often when the foreman shows up and gives the safety guy shit for interfering with production.:LOL: Either that, or I'll start talking to them about policies that I know are dumb, and I know they know are dumb, yet they have to enforce. I keep it up until they feel useless and ineffective, all while smiling and acting like I don't realize I'm treating them like the wastes of payroll space that they are.

After a few of these chats at the beginning of the job, Safety Sam generally finds somewhere else to be when he sees me. :devilish:

(If they are unicorns, IE trained, intelligent people who don't condescend or assume we are fools, I'm not such a prick. I try to treat people in the manner they've shown they deserve.)

Another favorite is to use their games against them. Can't get a scaffold built or a tool we need because of bullshit reasons? Make it a safety issue, especially in front of a customer rep. Suddenly, the resources magically appear.


Eventually a guy gets tired of fighting all the time though. I know I'm not willing to put up with the bullshit anymore. They can keep the big bucks, and the abuse, I'm done.
 
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