Clever strain names.

[Jewels]

Did you know, that in a retail setting, a strains name is within the top three considerations for a consumers selection ?

Sad, but true.

Have you ever seen a name you just couldn't forget ?

C-99 x Jack the Ripper
= Crap the Shitter

,,, that one two had me just rolling , the other day.

 

[Amos Otis]

Fiona's Crack

 

[Jewels]

Fire Wall

Miracle Alien Cookies X Affie

 

[Jewels]

Can I just go ahead and use this as the Patent office ?
I am counting chickens, and cracking myself up here. Thought I would let you in.

,,,I blame the Kalimist

 

[Jewels]

Ma-TiVa x 2Stroke

Stolen Speeder

 

[GthaEnigma]

I would have fought a bantha for that as a kid.

 

[Gentlemancorpse]

I can't remember the breeder but I saw a strain called Gluekake the other day browsing seedbanks. It will stay with me forever.

 

[GthaEnigma]

Ouch, that made my sides hurt...

 

[Jewels]

Jack the Ripper x Maple Leaf Indica

= Jacque lè Ripper

 

[GthaEnigma]

I have always enjoyed the irony of Casey Jones.

 

[Dino Party]

I have always enjoyed the irony of Casey Jones.

Could you explain the irony of Casey Jones? Thanks.

Okay my next "line" of chucking will all be names I think will sell the least amount of seeds. hahaha. "Brain Dildo" "McConnell OG" "Hypervomit" "shrimpdick"

 

[GthaEnigma]

Casey jones was the conductor of one of the worst traincrashes in history. (Trainwreck x diesel) lol

 

[Jewels]

all be names I think will sell the least amount of seeds.

Tax-Time
Oral Surgery
Honey, we need to talk

Toss in a pack of ‘daycare carpool’,,,your phone will never ring again.

 

[Dino Party]

Tax-Time
Oral Surgery
Honey, we need to talk

Toss in a pack of ‘daycare carpool’,,,your phone will never ring again.

"oh you're having another beer?"

 

[Jewels]

,,saw an ad the other day,

“Boat for Sale,,,
apparently , ‘do whatever the fuck you want’, doesn’t mean what I thought “

 

[Jewels]

"oh you're having another beer?"

crosses with “I guess that’s Okay”
to make I.P.A.
( Intense Passive Aggression )

 

[Z71banshee]

Exotic Genetix has a strain called Orangutan Titiez. I want it just because of the name, but I can’t bring myself to pay $150+ for six seeds when I can pay $60 at GLG and get three packs of freebies!

 

[Z71banshee]

Just received a pack of cleverly named seeds. Cindy Lou Who!! Haha! I only bought them because it was an auction and proceeds go to cancer research. Should be some nice novelty buds for Christmas!

 

[Cattapilla]

Someone should name the biggest badass mother of a plant Mothra. Please.

 

[Dino Party]

hahahahahahaha okay so my wife named a cross for me "Chemistry x Grandpa's Breath"

Chem Kardashian.

i couldnt stop laughing. she nailed it.