Interesting that Chris Rock just stood there with his hands behind his back, leaning forward .... almost inviting it.
I'm just *slightly* suspicious this was theatre.
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Interesting that Chris Rock just stood there with his hands behind his back, leaning forward .... almost inviting it.
I'm just *slightly* suspicious this was theatre.
Meatman
? Master of Meat ?
So a couple years ago we where at a huge after party after this concert we went to and this dude walked up behind my wife and grabbed her boobs. I noticed he was trashed and I kinda ignored it, but I remembered him…later he says something about getting pussy right behind my wife and than had the nerve to say some nasty shit to her and than asks her for a cigarette…I looked at him and said you can have a cigarette if you get the fuck out of here and than 2 other guys said what to me apparently this man was with his son and his brother and I said it again you can have a cigarette if you get the fuck out of here..and than the guy said I don’t want your fat wife anyways and I knocked him the fuck out than his son swung at me and I smashed his head into the garage door while that was happening the brother was punching me in the back of the head while my mom was trying to stop the fight so I smashed this dudes head into the door so he’s laying on the ground I turn around I have my mom wrapped in my right arm and I’m punching this other guy in the face with my left fist while holding my mom to my side protecting her…about 10 minutes later the cops show up and all these guys are bleeding the one has a broken nose and I didn’t have a scratch on me the guys are yelling to the cops we want to press charges and I said that’s fine arrest me…the cops asked me what happened and asked them what happened…at the end the cops say to the 3 guys that guy in there is really pissed at you and we aren’t arresting him so you guys should probably leave before you piss him off more and he kicks all of your asses again…so they left, that day I earned a little more respect for cops cause I should of been arrested but they knew I was just protecting my wife
Meatman
? Master of Meat ?
It could of been I’m not sure but after it he got super emotional about it and apologized, and the cops did show up and Chris rock said he didn’t want to press charges
I'm a flat earther - so all of my theories probably need to be taken with a grain.... ???
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Spot on and you have to think if it was scripted Smith did a great job of breaking down during the later speech plus I doubt him yelling “ Get my wife’s name out of your F mouth “ would hardly be a great script with audience reaction ??♂️ .
Anyone knows you wanna throw a dart at anyone’s family your rolling the dice of bodily harm .
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
I took a bit to digest this before commenting bit I will say this...many will evicerate Will for being violent, i say he showed restraint and delivered what is a gentlemans warning that you have overstepped your bounds. My guess is Jada's name will consequently never come out of chris's mouth again. Message sent message recieved and both men understood clearly and walked away without blood shed. That is quite dignified in my book and probably never be another issue with them.
Meatman
? Master of Meat ?
That’s what I told my wife too…he bitch slapped him to prove a point and it was kinda like a warning like say something again and you better watch your ass
SecretSquirrel
Squirrely Seed Scatterer
I hate to play devils advocate(NO I DONT LOL) 
butttttt Chris Rock is a fuckin comedian telling jokes at an awards show. If someone gets mad and punches a dude doing his job telling jokes then that aint defending shit. My opinion is maybe Will need to chill I could see if this was just some dude talkin shit at a party. Nobody got up to punch Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes and I think he called everyone a pedo lol.
PS love you and love what you do here dont hate me I like to argue
butttttt Chris Rock is a fuckin comedian telling jokes at an awards show. If someone gets mad and punches a dude doing his job telling jokes then that aint defending shit. My opinion is maybe Will need to chill I could see if this was just some dude talkin shit at a party. Nobody got up to punch Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes and I think he called everyone a pedo lol.PS love you and love what you do here dont hate me I like to argue
looking goog man...thats my kinda basement!!
Meatman
? Master of Meat ?
You ain’t allowed to state your opinion on my thread hahaha jk man….we where just talking about that at work lol my dad literally said the same thing he’s a comedian if you can’t take a joke from a comedian you have issues…I agree with that too…but I guess Chris rock and will smith don’t get along cause Chris rock talked some shit about his daughter in 2016 and will smith told him than to keep his family out of his jokes so they have history I guess this was just adding fuel to the fire….but I totally get where your coming from man?…don’t ever feel like you can’t speak your mind on my thread man I’m a super chill dude nothing really bothers meI hate to play devils advocate(NO I DONT LOL)
PS love you and love what you do here dont hate me I like to argue
AlienAthena
The Chosen One
This isn’t the first time the two have had problems and it’s not the first time he has made Jada the butt of a joke at the Oscars. It seemed like it was something building up and honestly all Jada did was roll her eyes and Will seemed to do a polite chuckle until he said “That was a nice one” implying he had a whole lot worse things to say. He continues to make fun of her in front of their “friends and colleagues” so I think he just snapped really. Also those people are boozed up so alcohol may have played a part. That was the straw that broke the camel back; if this happened at a party instead of the Oscars people would be reacting differently.
SecretSquirrel
Squirrely Seed Scatterer
Breaking News due to resent events at an awards show steroid use amongst comedians has more than doubled. Also cant wait for Mike Tyson to make a comeback in comedy.
SecretSquirrel
Squirrely Seed Scatterer
Hey to be fair that dude is prolly half Wills age he cant fight him lol
Meatman
? Master of Meat ?
We where laughing at work today cause the one lady was like he didn’t even hit him and the one guy says well you can here the smack you can tell he him them hard…and I was thinking have any of you seen wrestling before lol
AlienAthena
The Chosen One
It’s not cheating when you’re in an open relationship. Will knew exactly what was going on and their has been plenty of rumors of Will messing around but no one ever called that cheating. The difference is her entanglement caught feelings and went public. They went on the Red Table Talk and talked about it not once did Will accuse her of cheating. They are fully aware of what they got going on
Brokehoe
CHOOSE YOUR TITLE
I just don't understand that at all. My caveman brain will not let me. I'm old fashioned
SecretSquirrel
Squirrely Seed Scatterer
Last thing im going to say on this before it muddies up Meats thread. As someone with an assault charge, the court dont really care if you had a good reason cause the dude was talkin shit. I have struggled with trying to punch my way out of a few problems it has been a hard lesson to learn. How many hours of anger management and community service is Will gonna get.
