Microwave test for government weed!!!???

[greenmachine29]

I’ll just leave this here for some comical relief on this fine evening.

 

[Captain Sternn]

Yes, we're all searching desperately for something with more and better topic and utopia.

 

[greenmachine29]

Yes, we're all searching desperately for something with more and better topic and utopia.

we could all use some utopia nowadays I guess.

 

[Ramjet159]

Yes that is the ultimate test of a weed worthy of premium status . The microwave test .
Please check microwave instructions though first to see if it’s idiot compatible for home and content insurance coverage . You’d hate to be embarrassed twice in the same day 🤦‍♂️

 

[Frimpong]

Ahhh needed that 😂

 

[OldG]

One of my friends doesn't have a decarb machine and he read about decarbbing it on the internet...in the microwave.

It set his microwave on fire !

But it was a FREAK Genetics bean and not G13.

Your mileage may vary

 

[Captain Sternn]

* Yakov Smirnov voice*

In Soviet Russia, weed smokes itself

 

[Psychobilly]

we could all use some utopia nowadays I guess.

I think Coca Cola made that stuff right ? Weird ass juice pop things.

So Microwave Weed... Reminds me of when I told someone that if I died, put Popcorn in my pockets so that when they put me in for cremation I sounded like movie night, but, I feel like mine is funnier.

 

[greenmachine29]

I think Coca Cola made that stuff right ? Weird ass juice pop things.

So Microwave Weed... Reminds me of when I told someone that if I died, put Popcorn in my pockets so that when they put me in for cremation I sounded like movie night, but, I feel like mine is funnier.

Wow genius. Gotta be full of surprises

 

[Psychobilly]

Wow genius. Gotta be full of surprises

Imagine the poor Mortician LOL.

 

[RookieBuds]

The only thing i remember about G13 is that Ricky Fitz used to pay $1000/oz for it on American Beauty 🤣

My bad. He SOLD IT for 1000/oz 😎

 

[RookieBuds]

I think Coca Cola made that stuff right ? Weird ass juice pop things.

So Microwave Weed... Reminds me of when I told someone that if I died, put Popcorn in my pockets so that when they put me in for cremation I sounded like movie night, but, I feel like mine is funnier.

Jokes on them. You'll have snacks to take with ya, either direction 😉🤣🤣🤣🤘

 

[Psychobilly]

The only thing i remember about G13 is that Ricky Fitz used to pay $1000/oz for it on American Beauty 🤣

My bad. He SOLD IT for 1000/oz 😎

A thousand dollars for an OUNCE ???? Bro... You can literally get 25 ounces here for that.

Jokes on them. You'll have snacks to take with ya, either direction 😉🤣🤣🤣🤘

LOL yeah, you might say I've got some strange things that "pop" into my head every now and then haha

 

[RookieBuds]

Side note

Has anyone ever just microwaved a nug?? It never even dawned on me to do that before, probably because I never had much weed to waste back in the day 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Smoke_A_Lot]

One of my friends doesn't have a decarb machine and he read about decarbbing it on the internet...in the microwave.

It set his microwave on fire !

But it was a FREAK Genetics bean and not G13.

Your mileage may vary

Can confirm the fire part.... A couple times I was desperate and threw a few fresh nugs in the microwave to speed dry em.. I had to do it in 10 second increments or that shit would catch fire LOL... It's tough on the throat too, I don't recommend it! Desperate people do desperate things lmfao

 

[greenmachine29]

Side note

Has anyone ever just microwaved a nug?? It never even dawned on me to do that before, probably because I never had much weed to waste back in the day 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was actually thinking how sad I’d be when I call marijuanaseedsbuynow.coms bluff, buy some g13 and the shit actually ignites when nuked.

I mean what’s the parameters. I guess 20-30 minutes would probably catch anything on fire hmmm. Who has a microwave to spare for the cause. My wife would never let me use mine.

 

[Smoke_A_Lot]

Side note

Has anyone ever just microwaved a nug?? It never even dawned on me to do that before, probably because I never had much weed to waste back in the day 🤷🏻‍♂️

👈👈👆👆👆

 

[JL2G]

Can confirm the fire part.... A couple times I was desperate and threw a few fresh nugs in the microwave to speed dry em.. I had to do it in 10 second increments or that shit would catch fire LOL... It's tough on the throat too, I don't recommend it! Desperate people do desperate things lmfao

I've done the same for an early smoke when i was out. Worked great for a quick dry, just without going so far as to have the fire part happening. Lol.

 

[Bullfrog]

Oven works way better than the microwave. Both ways are about as bad as it gets.

 

[Smoke_A_Lot]

I've done the same for an early smoke when i was out. Worked great for a quick dry, just without going so far as to have the fire part happening. Lol.

Your lucky then! Haha. The stems are usually the first thing to catch fire in my few experiences. It combusted inside out.