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[Amarok]

grumpy old men.

So you are grumping at us for being grumpy old men? That's must be the next level of "get off my lawn!"

You can be like the old muppets in the balcony, yelling down at us old men on our porches, while we yell at the young whippersnappers going by. ??

 

[Amos Otis]

So you are grumping at us for being grumpy old men? That's must be the next level of "get off my lawn!"

I mentioned it. Had I not, would you have noticed the near identical sounds made by the grumpy old men of your youth?

 

[Ramjet159]

I knew I was transitioning to that Grumpy old man phase of my life when I started saying all the things my Father used to say to me when i was a long haired care free punk . Starting actually taking notice of what setting I had the mower on to get it just right . Starting telling everyone to take their shoes off before coming inside . Starting telling the kids the flow on affect of every decision they make and have they fully digested all the consequences..........
Yep that pain in the ass I swore I’d never become . Even the dog starts looking at you different and I’m only 53 . Early menopause ??
Now where’d they leave my TV remote ? Of course .......Its on the floor again as usual .

 

[Cannabliss239]

Figure this would be a decent icebreaker. Lol

 

[Ramjet159]

I just had to share it . There’s ugly and then there’s this fish . Wonder if he gets laid much ? On the upside nothing would wanna eat him . Wait a minute ......this might even be the her ? I can see why they live in the depths where it’s totally dark

 

[DavidDellaRocco]

 

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[DavidDellaRocco]

I mean, it's only logical.......

 

[Amarok]

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I mean, it's only logical.......

Yeah, that was Dad's thought. Loved his processed pork right up until he dropped dead in his mid-60's(both his parents ate healthier and lived till their late 80's).
(sorry to be Debby Downer, but the underlying philosophy of the bacon memes have taken a few people I care about)

 

[Primal]

 

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[DavidDellaRocco]

Yeah, that was Dad's thought. Loved his processed pork right up until he dropped dead in his mid-60's(both his parents ate healthier and lived till their late 80's).
(sorry to be Debby Downer, but the underlying philosophy of the bacon memes have taken a few people I care about)

Sadly, I'm probably still gonna eat it though, not gonna lie.

 

[Primal]

Sadly, I'm probably still gonna eat it though, not gonna lie.

Saw this at the wine store the other day. You know almost everyone at least looks at it. Talk about brilliant marketing.

 

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[Amarok]

Sadly, I'm probably still gonna eat it though, not gonna lie.

I shouldn't say this on a joke thread, but I'm going to.

My Dad was a macho, old school man. I heard him say countless times when he learned something he did was unhealthy, always with a grin on his face "oh well, if it kills me, it kills me".


When he died of preventable, lifestyle-based reasons a quarter century before his body was due to wear out, among other damage done, he left devastated grandchildren behind.

My 5 year old nephew, who couldn't really comprehend what was happening, asked his mom if he should hit himself in the head with a hammer so he could go be with Grandpa.

Imagine dealing with the grief of a lost parent and suddenly you're terrified for your baby boy harming himself. It almost destroyed my sister.

I know if my Dad had been able to see the reaction to his death, he would have decided he probably could have done without daily ham sandwiches for lunch and bacon for breakfast on the weekend. He didn't drink or smoke, but his diet was atrocious.

Again, sorry to piss on the joke thread, but I feel so strongly about this subject I was compelled to respond. I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do, or judging, just sharing some personal pain that may provide some perspective.

 

[Amarok]

Back to the funnies.

When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
You probably assume I'm big and tough



And when you ride off into the sunset,
make sure to use an effective sunblock

 

[Primal]

I shouldn't say this on a joke thread, but I'm going to.

My Dad was a macho, old school man. I heard him say countless times when he learned something he did was unhealthy, always with a grin on his face "oh well, if it kills me, it kills me".


When he died of preventable, lifestyle-based reasons a quarter century before his body was due to wear out, among other damage done, he left devastated grandchildren behind.

My 5 year old nephew, who couldn't really comprehend what was happening, asked his mom if he should hit himself in the head with a hammer so he could go be with Grandpa.

Imagine dealing with the grief of a lost parent and suddenly you're terrified for your baby boy harming himself. It almost destroyed my sister.

I know if my Dad had been able to see the reaction to his death, he would have decided he probably could have done without daily ham sandwiches for lunch and bacon for breakfast on the weekend. He didn't drink or smoke, but his diet was atrocious.

Again, sorry to piss on the joke thread, but I feel so strongly about this subject I was compelled to respond. I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do, or judging, just sharing some personal pain that may provide some perspective.

But did he live a happy life???