post your Funny Pics / Jokes

[Chunky Stool]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Psychobilly]

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That joke WOULD be funny, but the "punch line" is too long ?

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[High kev]

I always text this to my girlfriend when she pisses me off! View attachment 100369

Lol

 

[OldG]

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Andrew Dice Clay gold...what do you call a vagina...the box a penis comes in...wooooo

I mean he coined the phrase i believe...but maybe it goes all the way back to Lenny Bruce or something.

 

[OldG]

At least neither of them are Beleibers View attachment 100116 View attachment 100117

The beebs....man he is pretty great...I think you should take him back. He has these timbeebs donuts he can bring with him and everything.

 

[Amarok]

Andrew Dice Clay gold...what do you call a vagina...the box a penis comes in...wooooo

I always text this to my girlfriend when she pisses me off! View attachment 100369

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Okay fine, we're going dark and dirty.





Q. How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. All I know is, it's not 3, cuz my basement is still dark as hell.





(I am ashamed)

 

[OldG]

God is Dog spelled backwards.....so If i crossed Godbud with a Stardawg....I will call it
GoDDoG
Palindrome is a funny word. I may have been attacking the rolling tray HARD....

Keep your stick on the ice. Religion and Politics just harsh everyones mellow.....ohhhmss waaattttssss.

 

[Chunky Stool]

God is Dog spelled backwards.....so If i crossed Godbud with a Stardawg....I will call it
GoDDoG
Palindrome is a funny word. I may have been attacking the rolling tray HARD....

Keep your stick on the ice. Religion and Politics just harsh everyones mellow.....ohhhmss waaattttssss.

Anyone who can't find humor in religion & politics is taking them way too seriously.

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Chunky Stool]

☮️

 

[Amarok]

"these are different seeds for new plants"

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Psychobilly]

Know how you get a one armed man hanging from a tree down?


Wave?

What's red and green and spins really fast?

Frog in a blender

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[PlumberSoCal]

 

[Psychobilly]

Because you can grow Opium anywhere and don't need to cross an ocean, and most of the Coca is grown on the same continent. I've grown Papaver Somniferum like twice just to see, like years ago. Flowers were stunning. I don't recommend it though; the law isn't quite as understanding with those lol.

 

[PlumberSoCal]

Because you can grow Opium anywhere and don't need to cross an ocean, and most of the Coca is grown on the same continent. I've grown Papaver Somniferum like twice just to see, like years ago. Flowers were stunning. I don't recommend it though; the law isn't quite as understanding with those lol.

When I was in high school there was a duplex about a block away and one of the tenants was growing poppies. Someone had snagged a couple heads and we sliced them and put the juice on rolling papers. Not bad but at the time we were getting thai sticks with opium. Man we got ripped back in the day?