So story time, last night I goes out to get shit paper before all the crazy people buy it cause i'm out not cause i'm crazy. Everybody there is same same paper in hand. So I says to myself aloud I don't know why everyone is buyin all the paper, food makes more sense than toilet paper in an APOCALYPSE anyway. Guy in front of me turns around and says toilet paper is made in china. My brain immediately goes to tons of paper in shipping containers and how FUCKING inefficient that would be imagine the loss one splash of water done. Any bachelor knows one large turd and your supply of paper sitting on the ground within reach is done for. You ever tried using wet re dried toilet paper you better off just ripping a towel apart ITS POINTLESS. So I pull out my smarter than you phone and two seconds later, boom made in North America. I look at him in disbelief as I say did you Google it. All the power of a computer in the palm of our monkey hands and not a brain to use it. Rant over