Hugh J@ss Re@lly Shows His @ss

[Hugh Jass]

I like your style Hugh . It’s a sink or swim mindset .
You provide the conditions and they either survive or they don’t .
The wife tells me all the time to stop stuffing around with them and let them be .
I’m like yeah I know but ………
Then the eyes start to roll and I know my transmission is no longer being received

 

[Hugh Jass]

In all fairness to you Hugh our big poomba former Aussie Prime Minister world record holding beer skulling champ Bob Hawke was probably leading the nation back then so it would have been our number one national pastime .
You didn’t stand a chance . View attachment 173028

Besides, Hughie's just a little guy...

 

[Psychobilly]

A yard of Beer? I know we don't use the metric system but what is that exactly ? That's like saying I measured a brick wall and it was 35 dicks long....

 

[Hugh Jass]

A yard of Beer? I know we don't use the metric system but what is that exactly ? That's like saying I measured a brick wall and it was 35 dicks long....

There's this thing... It's called Google?

 

[Ramjet159]

A yard of Beer? I know we don't use the metric system but what is that exactly ? That's like saying I measured a brick wall and it was 35 dicks long....

Ok so listen up William ☝️
A yard is a yard . Your thinking volume only and that would be a fair thought if you’ve never been acquainted with the old foaming nostrils yard glass .
In upside down land through the 70s and 80s maybe briefly in the 90s just about every pub in Australia up on the shelf behind the bar reserved for a tradition all young blokes waited for sat a Yard Glass .
Every now and then some young punk and his mates would roll into the pub to celebrate the young fellas 18th Birthday which is our legal drinking age .
The Yard Glass was pulled out of the holster and loaded up and sat squarely in front of the victim .
All your mates would be staring at you with that what are you waiting for lad look
You had to nail the whole yard glass in one hit or you had to go again .
Most were smart enough to do the job the first time and take a bit of a beer flush through the nostrils .
Plenty ended up in a pool of chunder in the toilet .
Like everything good though it never lasts . I haven’t seen a Yard Glass for 20 years How many dicks long ya reckon Billy ?

 

[Psychobilly]

Wouldn't spinning that prevent the blast in the nose ??

 

[Hugh Jass]

Ok so listen up William ☝️
A yard is a yard . Your thinking volume only and that would be a fair thought if you’ve never been acquainted with the old foaming nostrils yard glass .
In upside down land through the 70s and 80s maybe briefly in the 90s just about every pub in Australia up on the shelf behind the bar reserved for a tradition all young blokes waited for sat a Yard Glass .
Every now and then some young punk and his mates would roll into the pub to celebrate the young fellas 18th Birthday which is our legal drinking age .
The Yard Glass was pulled out of the holster and loaded up and sat squarely in front of the victim .
All your mates would be staring at you with that what are you waiting for lad look
You had to nail the whole yard glass in one hit or you had to go again .
Most were smart enough to do the job the first time and take a bit of a beer flush through the nostrils .
Plenty ended up in a pool of chunder in the toilet .
Like everything good though it never lasts . I haven’t seen a Yard Glass for 20 years View attachment 173078 How many dicks long ya reckon Billy ?

I'm still trying to figure out why he built a 70 inch long wall..... 🤔 🤔 🤔

 

[Psychobilly]

I'm still trying to figure out why he built a 70 inch long wall..... 🤔 🤔 🤔

Hey my dick may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot...

 

[Hugh Jass]

Hey my dick may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot...

 

[BigPretzel]

Wouldn't spinning that prevent the blast in the nose ??

It’s not Das Boot man… My grandfather was quite the beer aficionado and traveled all over the world and took part in lots of drinking and local shenanigans.

He had quite a few yards he had bought and won/earned from different pubs. I’ve only ever drank out of one a few times. I finished the yards but the trick I liked was I slowly tilted it and let the beer calmly flow down the throat and tilt it just enough so that it never fully fills the shoot so that air can help empty the bottom.. keeping the slightest air gap will help it not blast your nostrils or make you choke.

 

[Psychobilly]

View attachment 173083

I'm German not Greek LOL

It’s not Das Boot man… My grandfather was quite the beer aficionado and traveled all over the world and took part in lots of drinking and local shenanigans.

He had quite a few yards he had bought and won/earned from different pubs. I’ve only ever drank out of one a few times. I finished the yards but the trick I liked was I slowly tilted it and let the beer calmly flow down the throat and tilt it just enough so that it never fully fills the shoot so that air can help empty the bottom.. keeping the slightest air gap will help it not blast your nostrils or make you choke.

You caught that reference !!!

I knew there had to be a way to stop the air bubble, but wasn't sure how

 

[Ramjet159]

Wouldn't spinning that prevent the blast in the nose ??

Depends on the Coriolis affects sense of humour on the day 🤪

 

[Psychobilly]

Depends on the Coriolis affects sense of humour on the day 🤪

You know, a small hole in the side near the bottom of that glass would be a nice bong

Bro isn't it like, after midnight there is Dingoland ? You're older than I am, and now I feel older..... I have trouble some days staying up later than Jeopardy LOL.

 

[Ramjet159]

Hey my dick may not be 12 inches but it smells like a foot...

I now understand your love affair with cheese 👍🏼
A little

 

[Psychobilly]

I now understand your love affair with cheese 👍🏼
A little

I got one of them there girth certificates

You order that Blue Cheese yet ?

 

[Ramjet159]

You know, a small hole in the side near the bottom of that glass would be a nice bong

Bro isn't it like, after midnight there is Dingoland ? You're older than I am, and now I feel older..... I have trouble some days staying up later than Jeopardy LOL.

Yep it’s nearly 0200 am and my beloved Cricket team are playing the Pommies in motherland so to watch it I assist with my finest salad . Tonights it’s Nana Glue and some coffee resembling swamp mud .

 

[Psychobilly]

Yep it’s nearly 0200 am and my beloved Cricket team are playing the Pommies in motherland so to watch it I assist with my finest salad . Tonights it’s Nana Glue and some coffee resembling swamp mud .

What's Nana Glue taste like ?

 

[Ramjet159]

I got one of them there girth certificates

You order that Blue Cheese yet ?

I’m procrastinating ……………………………..
Could take awhile .
Pretty sure I have plenty of fellow procrastinators to join me .
The wife absolutely hates any weed that smells Skunky . She actually thinks it smells like dog turd . I don’t get it but hey they aren’t my nostrils

 

[Ramjet159]

What's Nana Glue taste like ?

Oh shit mate . You’ve asked the wrong person for a terp profile . I’m lucky to tell the difference between Orange and Apple juice unless it’s so obvious .
Was easy back in my youth . We basically had 3 flavours . Pine , Earthy and Fruity . Occasionally when lucky we’d find a Bubblegum terp

 

[Hugh Jass]

Yep it’s nearly 0200 am and my beloved Cricket team are playing the Pommies in motherland so to watch it I assist with my finest salad . Tonights it’s Nana Glue and some coffee resembling swamp mud .