Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Well, one of the hardest things in the world to kill is a weed... so I got that going for me.
It's not your fault that you're not as lazy and untalented as I am. Few are.
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It's not your fault that you're not as lazy and untalented as I am. Few are.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I thought you’d been down under ?
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Mate... I was "Down Under... the Table" pretty much.
You bastards are huge, and can drink like camels!!
I just hear the words "Swan Lager" and I break out in hives!! 😨
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Being German and Irish, I'm intrigued now LOL
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
To get the full effect, you really should sail in circles around the
Indian Ocean, the Coral Sea, and the North and South Pacific
for several months, with no booze, before landing in Oz.
The only Aussie I met who I could outdrink was a chick.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Ahhhhh Swan Lager . I have no words except I was never a fan of the Swan .
In fact I thought we had a lot of shit beer brands growing up .
Back then a beer was exactly that . Was in fact a lot of European influence that started to add a little class to our culture .
Drinking wine , eating Calamari ( squid ) , cooking anything other than roast lamb and bangers and mash was rare in many households and then boom 👊🏻
All of a sudden you could get a Schnitzel down the pub and have more than three beer brands to choose from ,
Growing up with European parents the contrast was so evident when I’d go have dinner at an all Aussie mates place .
I grew up predominantly on rich German food with every now and then a Croatian dish cooked up like fish soup ( brodet ) watching Dad sucking an eyeball out of a fishes head wasn’t unusual at meal time , it was routine
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
Hahaha we were in Singapore a few years back at a beer festival .
The wife comes back from the toilet and sits down .
Well wifey I’ve just signed you up in the next events competition
She’s straight away onto me giving me the “ you did what ?” Stare.
Don’t panic hun , you got this
I got what exactly ? What have you put me up for ?
It’s all good hun . It’s a beer skulling completion . It’s a one litre stein . You’ve got this !
Another death stare……..
she’s like 5’3” and maybe 120lbs after dinner . Hardly the right design for quick consumption or so her competitors thought .
Was hilarious watching her clean up men twice her size .
Her Dad owned and ran pubs his whole life .
She walked away with a T shirt displaying her title and $200 cash
Still no apology for the death stare ? 🤷🏼♂️
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Jeez, mate. Mrs. Ramjet is bringing the thunder! ⚡⚡⚡Great story!!
At least you've saved her from sitting home on Saturday night.
Hope she bought you something pretty with the $200!!
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Surprisingly I've only had alcohol poisoning once.... I drank an entire fifth of Southern Comfort, and most of a case of Beer....In like 4 hours ?
I still remember the next day with my buddy....We woke up, and it was NOT pretty. He had a Fifth of Vodka and helped with Beer too, and we were in a bad way. Irish Flu and all that.
I still remember being beyond annoyed at Taco Bell commercials that played that day, because it was like "The all new Beefy...." *HURRRRLLLLL*.... I ended up using a draw string trash bag, so I could put the draw strings on my ears, and play Unreal Tournament while throwing up. Pretty handy.
I haven't ever had a hangover from Cognac, which I think speaks volumes on quality LOL. Then again I grew up in a house where Jaegermeister was a tummy ache solution for kids...
Weight has nothing to do with it when someone's been drinking a lot their hole life. I have friends that were the same size that would out drink a lot of dudes. Not me of course, but some
LOL.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
HA!Hope she bought you something pretty with the $200!!
That used to be a fairly normal night of partying in my wild days.
Drinking a 2-4 of beer and driving home was a shameful but regular part of my late teens.
Finishing off a bottle of vodka and walking down to the store for more wasn't at all uncommon once I quit drinking and driving.
I have a feeling I could have rolled with the Aussies.
(2012 was the last time I drank)
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Not me buddy... those upside down fuckers kicked my ass pillar to post.That used to be a fairly normal night of partying in my wild days.
Drinking a 2-4 of beer and driving home was a shameful but regular part of my late teens.
Finishing off a bottle of vodka and walking down to the store for more wasn't at all uncommon once I quit drinking and driving.
I have a feeling I could have rolled with the Aussies.
(2012 was the last time I drank)
I could drink a lot if I had some sort of chemical assistance!!
Oh man, add mushrooms and I could drink the world dry.Not me buddy... those upside down fuckers kicked my ass pillar to post.
I could drink a lot if I had some sort of chemical assistance!!
Until the 'shrooms wore off, and then:
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Once I hit my mid-20s, it was rare not to be the last one standing at any party or place liquor was served. Back then it was a source of pride, now it's like "get your shit together, Drunky!".
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I was the same back in my day . I’d feel kind of ripped off if I didn’t see the sun come up the next morning . Like I hadn’t got full value 🤦♂️That used to be a fairly normal night of partying in my wild days.
Drinking a 2-4 of beer and driving home was a shameful but regular part of my late teens.
Finishing off a bottle of vodka and walking down to the store for more wasn't at all uncommon once I quit drinking and driving.
I have a feeling I could have rolled with the Aussies.
(2012 was the last time I drank)
I don’t drink much at all these days . Haven’t really hit it hard for over a decade . To be honest it’s not my kind of buzz and the next day I’d want to skip altogether .
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
In all fairness to you Hugh our big poomba former Aussie Prime Minister world record holding beer skulling champ Bob Hawke was probably leading the nation back then so it would have been our number one national pastime .Not me buddy... those upside down fuckers kicked my ass pillar to post.
I could drink a lot if I had some sort of chemical assistance!!
You didn’t stand a chance .
GthaEnigma
Canna-Arborist
I have no recollection of this post lol, my 4 yr old is an internet troll.
Ramjet159
pHeno pHisher
I thought you were gonna punch the Alphabet out for us but folded early 🤷🏼♂️
I just presumed you were drunk, given the subject.
Blaming it on a kid is always a good excuse though.
Hugh Jass
Canna-Mycologist
Kids are small - they fit right under the bus!I just presumed you were drunk, given the subject.
Blaming it on a kid is always a good excuse though.
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