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Ramjet159

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
So the Son comes over to stay for a few days over Easter from the City .
We sit down to watch our football team play ( Adelaide Crows )
About half hour to go
Me : Teams playing well son . Fogarty has been pretty quiet though . He needs to lift
Son : Yeah he has been a bit quiet .
Watching the News tonight , Sport segment : Fogarty should be back from injury this week for the Thursday night match after 2 weeks on the sidelines .
No doubt about us ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️.
I know my football …………..most of the time
 
Psychobilly

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
Ramjet159 said:
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You know at first I was a bit confused why the F1 was winning early on... I knew the Veyron was the faster car before watching though. Sad they didn't do this in Michigan.... How funny would that shit be ???

*And here they come! They're almost to the finish line..... And what's this? a bearded chunky man has run up and yanked our driver out of the first Car to the finish line... Oh shit he's gone.....The police Helicopter can't keep up the car has disappeared......Wait now we're getting reports it's been spotted.....OK ladies and gentleman it's official; The winning car is sitting in line at Popeye's.....OK the man has taken off and is GONE!.....Why does it smell like Cheese ?!?!?!?*
 
Psychobilly

Psychobilly

🧀Muenster
I'm really stoned and can't help but wonder about a new book; "Silence of the Hams". Or a Critical Hog cross named that lol. According to Papua New Guinea cannibals human flesh tastes like pork so much that they called human meat "Long Pig". I had some really good Critical Hog from a dispensary a few years ago that tasted like bacon, so I feel like I could do this if I had that lol..... In my defense I've now gone through enough Cheese to make a cracker commercial blush... "we may just run out of Cheese!".... fucking Cheese flavored cracker commercial used a slogan so horrifying to me.... lol no wonder I have a medical need for an emotional support Jaguar... lol
 
Ramjet159

Ramjet159

pHeno pHisher
Amarok said:
"Australia. We're Special"
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Here’s another “ Special “ story to add weight to our exclusive status . I’m away at work so I ring the wife last night late because I know she’s been down fishing again ( caught about 8 nice Tommy Ruff )
I’m like what’s up ?
She says I’m in the Supermarket car park right next to McDonald’s with my electric push bike and because McDonald’s drive through won’t let me ride through it I’m ordering a taxi to run me through the drive through then I’ll jump back on my push bike and ride home .
So your getting a taxi to drive you like 50 yards through the drive through , is that right ?
Yep …….
We’re a good match
Took me a few minutes to stop laughing
 
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