OFF TOPIC JOURNALISM need help?

[BogartAmungus]

let me do u a service

don't bother telling anyone

they won't believe u anyway


sigh

but

if u were gonna

what color are their eyes

I'm just crazy

Dude...when you die please donate your brain to science haha I read through your post and wonder what makes that thing tick ?✌

 

[BogartAmungus]

Uncomfortable pause

 

[BogartAmungus]

Ok I'll try not to make it weird ?

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

sorry, dod

that was a mean one

hate to c u c me that way

Everybody has days

 

[jaguarlax]

think godfather

think art

see a beautiful scene in nature

see pictures of spelled blow jobs

in the puffy rainbow colored clouds

and then fill the canvas with an unholy terror

of fucking brown, black, furry god dam weinerdogs

dam it

the two do not coexist

anywhere in nature

foreign, or domesticated

ohh myyy f'ing gosh!!!!

so the spike strips come out

i turn my back and a blind eye

to weinerdog

it's like an episode of the shadow

u know:

-shadow pimp
[SOUND GUY, "DUNT DUNT DAHHH!]
THE WEINERDOG STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
[women scream... babies jump out windows]
....tonight's episode brought to you by tide

and she's grindin her little pig feet

into my spine

in a battle for real estate

like them two on the last bed they could've shared together, at the end of titanic

only it's me, or weinerdog

could b only one of us makes it

you know

this fuckin weinerdog

you know.... my hooch was a saint

all those screens he ate

all that bullnosedrywall

that dvd burner i never liked

10k in 3 couches that reminded me

of that money grubbing whore

anyway

meant nothing

yup...

my hooch was a saint

even if he was brindle

ohhhhh.... but this evil weinerdog

is hell spawn

this nemesis bitch

plots against my libido

ever had to memorize

the shadow poem

that's her

she's like a jealous mother inlaw

always turnin up

like it matters which inlaw

screeeeeeeches up

first

she beat me tonight

my lovely g took pity

seeing the defeat

glistening in my moist eyes

from the reflection of

below deck se9999/e999999

projecting from the abandoned

samsund 3dtv that was nothing

more than the lie a big brother's

fart hides behind

as a child

as HER spike strips came out

and she started grinding into my

spine... around my shoulders....

behind mmmmy mmmm earz...

yeah.... u .... yeah, just

like

that...


the first tic...... i fell asleep

the second time

I'm going

mother of god

how...

THE WEINERDOG STRIKES AGAIN

in tonight's episode of

the pecker had a little shadow

brought to you

by dawn

i know

the words just work for u

sometimes

don't they

jest

and as I'm praying for

the covid victims' families

and that weinerdog isn't on its next

episode

fuck my life

yup

and my lovely g takes pity

after the wonderful chicken parmesan

with 3lb of hamburger in a meat sauce

tickling my fucked up spine

larry the roofer just broke

again

with little buffed nailtips

on an angeles' wings

only with stripper glitter stickers

and her giggle giggle slap pinch tickles

episode two

also

brought to u by dawn

start heading over the curvature

and whatever fuzz u imagine for yourselves

LADIES

is exactly what i have

and

I'm uncut

-true story

of my asssssssssshiyyyt zzzzzzzhonkshoeeeee

yup

i knocked the fuck out

AGAIN!

Thanks to WEINERDOG!

DAM THAT PUP!

the gloves r off

and n95's, too...

and the dickery doc went

toc

this is my new favorite reading material in the mornings. Thank you for being you @SPARECHANGE

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

I'm front & center in these pits every time, they sound much better live, bad sound quality here

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

Oldie but goodie

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

well

maybe

one moment

hold please

dod

telephone

what should i say

Try hello

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

Shuffle is easier but jump is more fun if you dont trip yourself lol

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

g likes video

Me too, got jeep envy

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

if i played my cards right

the capsules should kick off in ten minutes

i hate waiting

Me too

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

if i played my cards right

the capsules should kick off in ten minutes

i hate waiting

And my entire life is in holding pattern right now, driving me crazy

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

fucking godfather og

busted talking to myself again

-sc
it ain't gonna cook itself
don't forget to cover the long grain
hate to c u falsely accused of something

....

[slam]

are ur women this mean to u

?

dod

tell me u don't treat the old man this way

@DreamsOfDiesel

Lol, I work 60 hrs week compared to his 40, & I take care of all cultivation, he can learn to cook & do most of cleaning, it's his filthy cat that's gotta be cleaned up after (funny, I used to like cats until I had to live with his, now ugh)

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

Downloaded lux app for phone, dont remember which site I was talking with you about borrowing yours but I'll try this app in flower tonight, seems to work with veg light

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

Figured out how to screen shot lol

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

Now to figure out how to properly use this app & the info lol

 

[DreamsOfDiesel]

it's a camera light meter
not just title
fstop all that shyt
nice app
actually

I'll grab it

great lumens btw
as you'd know

i know i tried one of these apps

before

i just forgot

actually didn't think our lumens would b that high
as we traded em

for par

u check at top of plant lvl?
regardless

I'll try for that lumen fig
and get the par for those lumens

i figure this is easy math for u

as far as where the x factors will go

i think we're just comparing fractions where we go par over lumens n then u just need one value

for the other teepee

and x marks your par

multiplying cattycorner and dividing

for x

yes?

i just forget it's surname

That was plant level under center, gets bad in shaded corner where boys are