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Ty for taking the time to put all these thoughts together. I was out doing some more shopping yesterday and the only real solvent I could find on the shelves was acetone...getting ready to start learning your methods... gonna go get some ever clear and more shit today and start tinkering with this next harvest. Planning on going on a diet of Rosin and RSO for the foreseeable future

I'll find a random rick Simpson oil makin video

because the tangent bit

really- the inability to prioritize one's next word

you'll have a lab procedure sheet

resembling the bible's thickness

and then just note where i veer from the Simpson path

it's heartbreaking

the first thousand times

to force yourself to pour fluids

over something we've been taught to

set aflame

since we were children

I'm not sure whether i have ever gotten over this part

and then there's the fact

that it's like playing that old drug dealing game

u hear the cops are playing their

police and fire reindeer games, soon

so u buy all the heroin, blow and meth u can get your hands on

and then there's a bust

sooo

you just ran 2 gallons of ethanol

over say... 200 grams

and you're supposed to embrace

that of this mini mountain of weeden

you now get to suck on the handful

of syringes of maybe 40gr

in a perfect world

i was much happier with

kumar's wife

 

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someone needs to invent a cheap

easy

Gatling capsule filler

complete with programmable warmer

we put in some work, yesterday...

didn't we celebrate schindler

for employing children

shiiiii

i could use small fingers for polishing shell casings

to finish the caps

long night

hey

at a minute each

and many missed booby scenes

it feels like alot

 

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what's goin down in the hood

today

it's shocking how big a bud one can actually grow

with such neglect

I'm having a bad weiner day

I'm fighting with my garden

it wants more of me

than I'm willing to give

anymore



i feel so violated

 

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reconsidering my policy

on bangin another man's woman

i would treat mme pillow

much better that he does

i don't beat my delicate flowers

i just seem to always agitate

my frigid bitches

for some reason

rick Simpson uses a baseball bat

or two by

on his ladies

prolly y he served time

who says

weed

can't be

fun and educational





jag, I'll actually have to watch the video

first

i know I've seen it b4

this was for humor

but may actually b of use to u

so i will watch it n then

mention differences

i have a feeling

even though deebs is into other puup

he'll have great crosstech advice

for all of us

smart cookie

that one

I'm all about mason jars

the fewer

the better

so make em subjectively big

for the amts you're considering

less aggravation

ain't no attrition

5 gallon bucket

in my recipe book

 

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the adventures of Larry the roofer are elsewhere

but he's a permanent fixture

in my life

veteran

seventies

a funny as shit

local superhero

doesn't care about ur money

cares about people

when i met him

my roof and life were caving in

I'm holding a sweaty wadd

of 5hundy cash

sees it

knows i clearly dunno what these

things

cost

takes $50

for himself

and yes

my ceiling still

has a gaping hole

hence we use the crosstech

and thermal properties of mylar

until

we have sideways

monsoonal rain

again (summer/fall)

and as it reminds me of him

far as I'm concerned

the gaping hole

won't b needing the best mud guy

in our lil valley

in hell;

the lands of all things that kill

over 70°

can remain

forever



so Larry the roofer

has hearing issues

and today

last 3 days

has had dizziness

spinning

vertigo

told em

smell the pot

seek citrus

limonine

peppery flavor

now... I'm lazy about free pot

ur lucky ya got a vault

to begin with

ur lucky if the mason jar

has a boveda

why the f

should i have to tape a label on

ur supposed to b a pot smoker

y are there 3 mason jars

a cvault

and god forbid

a sandwich baggy

full of pot!

if u dunno which is which

how the hell am i supposed to remember!

so he says

baggy has minimal stank

cvault smells like POT!

Mason jars

smell

LIKE POT!

ya think????!!! fuck you!

so - may not b around

today

gotta make sure a roofer (retired general)

afraid of heights

makes it to a dr

without careening into the ditch

khrist!

and he's askin about who'll feed the friggin dog


here's my take on the pup

if he can eat the table legs

he can eat food stamps

this... is a man...

the first time i went to his place

he was baking a Turkey

a few rib eyes

and

a fucking chicken

i mean this shit goes on

every day

3x a day

and i asked chefboyrlarry

once

-sc
u know
u make these feasts
for that fucking rug
and
u have never
offered me
a fucking thing
to eat
at your diggz

and he says to me

-LTR
your shitter is broken
y would i
you'll just shyt it out
5min later
anyway
and in my house
likely
and I'll have to have the septic pumped

cheap
son of a bytch

ain't necessarily wrong
with the damage opioids left behind
it's the principle of the thing

i think he's bitter

and stubborn

and obviously

a cheap

grumpy

sob

-my
larry the roofer

 

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wrote a collaborative book

with a handful of friends n members

who r here

now

mostly

the research

my crazy

the lives n stories of our people

our peers

unfortunately

left behind

on thcfarmer.com

under sparechange

in the thread

current season

closed

because the farm

is myopic

our people don't want to talk about pot

when the richest people in the world

cannot buy

what's not on

an empty shelf

and as they make money

off us

they can fucking help us

help each other

and our collective people

in an unusual place

sooo

with an unprecedented 42ish thousand views

in 4mo

fuck em

and here we r

and phunters mods

aren't shitting on us

for relieving stress

supporting each other

going off topic

and perhaps even

growing a lil grass

i think it's right

i think it's cool

and

if we exploit the opportunity

to tell a civilian (nonpot) relative;

human (tea totaller)

hey... the piggly wiggly

on Philadelphia

gets eggs delivered

Wednesday mornings

information tends to b the most

valuable commodity we have

and if a simple phone call

to a grocery store director

gets our people fed

and our peer sites more traffic

by even civilians

we all win

what was the question

?

?

 

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journal of loathing human nature

so I'm at the e.r. with stubborn

Larry the roofer

and the entry guard/p.a.

here's how it is

rudeness and indifference

does not define

social distancing

so she's rude

indifferent

gloved

masked

in ppe we paid for

but can't get

i brought my own

we work sterily anyway

don't we

and he can't drive

though he's so stubborn

i get to ride

knees in glovebox

eyeballs touching

shatterproof glass

and she won't allow me in

but won't wheel him in

and as he's cheap

and threw his previous cell

to the ground

because he's bitter and hostile

and argumentative

just the way i prefer him

he won't have my number

should he b admitted

so what does every p.a.

every pharmacist

every booth babe do

because we as humans

r so fucking lazy

she hands me the same sick pen

she hands EVERYONE else at ground zero

and says

I'll have secretary take him ur number

whilst already notating his file

and

i smoke

naturally

they feel it's a smoke free campus

not

on my fucking watch

i have rights u know

I'm a fucking entitled American

dam it

so while I'm gloved

had i not brought iso

u can't get

this could b problematic

but I'm so ocd

i do not miss human nature

do ewe

?

does customer number 100,000?

The Lonely Island Threw It on the Ground - Google Search

g.co

 

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invention

comfortable hospital waiting areas

look at an open bar

open casino

does it appear

people aren't slow dancing

grabbing sum ash

I'm lookin at a kfc

without a buffet night

in view of hospital parking

comfy

waiting area

as people already gather

and if teachers were already

underpaid

under staffed

and we learned

latch key kids

at home studies can now

outsourcd ur teaching job to india

but we gather to buy pot

anyway

how is 16 kids to a class

and a kfc waiting room

a problem

all I'm sayin

and this

i find inspiring

ol man

lost his car

thank god he's not parked at the happiest place on earth

and another ol couple

heard me

offering to hard target search

and

gave a stranger a ride

to hunt it down and kill it

very cool

social distancing

is not

apathy

is it

 

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teachers r the funnest bunch of raging alcoholics

i ever knew

you'd drink

too

if u had students

who know how to party

like we

 

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i suppose it's ok

so long as the singular p.a./hostile guard

has a 1k sf

air conditioned grow room

all to herself

we wanna b cost effective

hate to c her on a miserable day

in 100°

bangin away on her keyboard

probably surfing budporn

in a port-o-potty

shithouse

with an inline

 

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at least it's not 100° in az, today

cause if i had to smoke

over the tailgate of ltr's ghetto sled

in front of golf cart security

ever seen a fat man with a sprain

and bum knees run



I'd really b fucked

they'll never catch me

not smoking

alive

 

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i just pray to the gods

his battery runs out

first

 

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so thirsty

omg

kfc

pebble ice

freezing cold

bruised

pepsi

yummy

pretty sure there's an az law

that says this angry bitch

can't refuse me water

shall we make a genuine effort

to ruin her entire year

ask her to take pity

water?
I'm lazy and cheap

kfc is at least 100yards!

 

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plus

this town is civilized

apparently

it has concrete

and curbz

one could receive a jwalking ticket

slip on said curb

sue city

no bueno

fuck this guard

 

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just watch

bet she don't even wipe down the fingerprinted

bottle

or dixie cup

 

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ever notice

the 80s couples

who hung garter bands

over thier car mirrors

the band is equally gravity

effected

in tempo

with the wedlocked of choice

y would one advertise

such a thing

lord i should hang my pecker

from said mirror

maybe better than this swedish gizmo

 

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of course

if ltr weren't so stubborn

i could b touching my bad places

in the rear of my ghetto sled

to budporn

as we speak

with ac

and refrigerated water


this

is the epitome

of horse

shit

 

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bitch broke the law

ahhha

Hampton inn

i know for a fact

they have water

within

 

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this sucks!

i refuse to skunk any fragrance

like I'm hiding the scent

of Fe

in the air

how r these ladies

n passers by

to appreciate my manness

my pheromones

and the fact i might b the only one

who never fell prey

to drakkar noir

at 6'

when i have a 6"

policy

I'll think of something

 

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i will break this indifference

one person

at a time

-hyde
hey, man, how r u
how is your family
it must b difficult
to work with the sick n dying
every day
I'm so sorry
ty for doing what u do

-healthcare worker
it has its moments
both ways
really good days
too


doesn't it just