OFF TOPIC JOURNALISM need help?

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besides the fuzz lettin me go
askin if their families require pot
for pain

I've approached multiple pain docs
and pharmacists

u know the dea

won't allow em

to feel free

to discuss

what they need

from us

far as targeting symptoms

comparing notes

offering healthier

alternatives

to dope dope

 

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for 300ish patients

it's an awful lot of ambulance traffic

who scooped up all the dry ice for 90mi again

u know the avg morgue stores 3

nol has 3 morgues

fat Tuesday

800infected

worse than call of duty

what's the dry ice for

my town has no morgue

why r all those swift refers

all running

set on constant

nice

job went to lowest bidder

bodies on highways

neg 20 ain't happening

on even a 90° day in la

if cool planet's ice cream boils over

stop

to stop

what happens to grandma

 

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ur surgeon

who makes at least 4x what i do

on the dole

just borrowed my lighter

for lunch

no masks

no gloves

and iii

doused it in iso

none of us can get

for her

and the obviously nonsmoker

trying to bang her

perhaps if she dated a guy

who smokes

dealbreakers

should b discussed

b4 one grabs keys

for the big date

and ashtray

licking

experience

one would think doctors

would know

to plan for head

sorry

plan ahead

 

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besides

if she's gonna bother

to risk civid and STDs

what does he have

that i don't

more than 2"

probably

but

what do i have

that he doesn't

a fucking lighter

so when he whips it out

ifff

she says

O

or

oui oui

it's me she'll b thinking about

when she lights up

in hopefully

post coital

bliss

 

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hopefully

she returns the favor

so to speak

because

besides a woman

he pretty much has everything i don't

at the moment

envy sux

 

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finally! filtered air!

-sc
hey
if u guys r gonna play doctor
u might want to get fire
showin up without a lighter
is like showin up for surgery
without sutures
plus
u don't want her thinkin about me
every time u guys screw around

-doc
we don't want to b seen smoking

-sc
blasphemy
this is the United states of America

-doc
it'll b our little secret

-sc
yeah... ur preachin to the choir

a lil levity

under duress

hopefully

they don't leave a sponge

in with your

iud

 

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i need to invest in ambulance companies

all this lovely landscaping

one bench

i feel like the bum

in the ultimate gift

for those of u who came from the farm

stock tip ticker mini

up from 20 to 33

wait for another drop into 20s

obviously they'll c $40 again

central park teepees ain't so bueno

for hurricane sandys

i hear they pay good

though

 

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i betcha we just gave interest free loans to wambulance companies

too

what happens

when someone defaults

who isn't too big

allegedly

to fail

when the tax payer

is the lender

 

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it's funny

hotels r empty

they look alot like 2bed hospitals

don't they

closed churches n schools

and we care for the sick and the poor

in camping gear

 

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we watch zombie movies

they remove teeth in

to survive

shyt lives in bush

for what is it

6 days

are we all shorn

-zealots n zombies

 

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a food and mobile pot ice cream truck

could make a killing

here

so besides delivered n drive through pot

when r u diy guys gonna roll

with mobile ice cream pot trucks

pumpin marley

down the block

pimpin lambs bread

on a thai stick

 

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kids could b coppin joints

with their bomb pops

like Quincy

back in the 70s

 

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ok so i guess i owe ltr
@$2.09ish

i was thinkin

he kinda owes me

for this $1.99 gallon of not ro

i just had to procure

to save my life

from a hangover type death

of dehydration

because if i had driven

i could b within

cooled

but as gas is 1.39 per

up

back

a/c runnin

i figure i owe the diff

 

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figures

i leave bottled water behind his midget bench seat

so we don't die with hangovers when he puts us in the ditch

drunk driving my sober ass home from the v

I'm not drinking

that's not what it's for...

forgot it was there

but as previously stated

thems party supplies

not to b fuct wit

 

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i love no helmet law states

this way

when i spit covid on the highways

my assassination attempts r not en vein

 

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dumps

landfills

put out methane

and r exhausted

bodies expel methane

do graveyards have exhaust systems

 

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drinking fountains are on the way out

easy to run electrical

through piping

public water and bench

cell chargers

so yes men

don't end up with

dead batteries

in hyde park

 

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instead of pay phones on every corner n business

quarter fed

charging stations

on every corner

 

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i want a bumper sticker

which reads

-bsticker
I'm such a whore

 

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and a penis measurer

so i can see if it looks bigger on herz

or if objects in mirror reality are

closer

than they appear