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Gentlemancorpse

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Did some pruning and topping in veg tent

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That janky Chem D x Chocolate Diesel clone looking nice and healthy now... gonna get some clones off it soon... should probably uppot eventually as well lol...

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And a little shot of the the Chem D x Banana OG... sorry for the crummy CMH lighting... it's so wide its hard to pull out of the tent now, probably staying put until chop day at this point
 

Gentlemancorpse

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So if you'll all indulge me I'd like to tell you all a story... this story revolves around a Corpse, who was a particularly dapper deceased individual, and carried himself with an air of gentility that was entirely undeserved.

Now this Corpse awoke one morning and decide to go for a stroll through the bucolic village of pHenohunttington. There he was greeted by a myriad of friendly faces, the faces of generous and kind soles, deeply knowledgeable about all the things needed to thrive in this little community.

As he strolled through the village, many of his cohorts suggested he try various things on his trip... How about a Mimosa to start your morning they said? Of course he replied!

But then they said "you should try this Birthday Cake!"... to which replied "no thank you, Birthday Cake is not for me... it is too sweet, and with an exception given to buttercream, frosting is bullshit!"... the other villagers chuckled but indulged his idiosyncrasies

Next they said "you should try some Cookies!"... and again the Corpse said "no thank you, Cookies are not for me"... but this time two villagers spoke up, a Dab of small proportions and an Alien reminiscent of the Godess of War... and they said... "what the fuck?? Cookies are the shit! There's something wrong with you! "...

Taken aback by their vehemence, the Corpse aquiesced and said "fine! I'll try these damn Cookies"... but never one for self control he descended upon these Cookies voraciously, eating far too many!

Well we all know what happens when you eat too many cookies...

And as such, so ends the tale of how...

A Gentleman Corpse Tosses His Cookies

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Well now that we're through with that silliness... too the damn point... I'm growing some Cookie crosses next. It dawned on me after a chat here that I've only ever had Cookies from my shitty local dispensaries and dubious dealers so if I'm gonna judge it.. well, it outta be my own. Virtually that same day @stanknugzz77 offered me some of his Yeti OG x Tropicana Cookies. Shortly thereafter @Mim Towls hit me with the Vanilla Gorilla Crosses and @Schwaggy P sent me the Gelato 45 x Cherry Sunshine. @Drynobbob hooked me up with the Lifehouse GMO BX1 #7 x GMO BX1... I grabbed the Hazelnut Cream myself. So largely through the incredible generosity of the people here on this forum, it all came together... were growing a whole buncha Cookies!
 
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BreezyB330

In Bloom
So if you'll all indulge me I'd like to tell you all a story... this story revolves around a Corpse, who was a particularly dapper deceased individual, and carried himself with an air of gentility that was entirely undeserved.

Now this Corpse awoke one morning and decide to go for a stroll through the bucolic village of pHenohunttington. There he was greeted by a myriad of friendly faces, the faces of generous and kind soles, deeply knowledgeable about all the things needed to thrive in this little community.

As he strolled through the village, many of his cohorts suggested he try various things on his trip... How about a Mimosa to start your morning they said? Of course he replied!

But then they said "you should try this Birthday Cake!"... to which replied "no thank you, Birthday Cake is not for me... it is too sweet, and with an exception given to buttercream, frosting is bullshit!"... the other villagers chuckled but indulged his idiosyncrasies

Next they said "you should try some Cookies!"... and again the Corpse said "no thank you, Cookies are not for me"... but this time two villagers spoke up, a Dab of small proportions and an Alien reminiscent of the Godess of War... and they said... "what the fuck?? Cookies are the shit! There's something wrong with you! "...

Taken aback by their vehemence, the Corpse aquiesced and said "fine! I'll try these damn Cookies"... but never one for self control he descended upon these Cookies voraciously, eating far too many!

Well we all know what happens when you eat too many cookies...

And as such, so ends the tale of how...

A Gentleman Corpse Tosses His Cookies

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Well now that we're through with that silliness... too the damn point... I'm growing some Cookie crosses next. It dawned on me after a chat here that I've only ever had Cookies from my shitty local dispensaries and dubious dealers so if I'm gonna judge it.. well, it outta be my own. Virtually that same day @stanknugzz77 offered me some of his Yeti OG x Tropicana Cookies. Shortly thereafter @Mims hit me with the Vanilla Gorilla Crosses and @Schwaggy P sent me the Gelato 45 x Cherry Sunshine. @Drynobbob hooked me up with the Lifehouse GMO BX1 #7 x GMO BX1... I grabbed the Hazelnut Cream myself. So largely through the incredible generosity of the people here on this forum, it all came together... were growing a whole buncha Cookies!
Amazing tale,and one to be told for many bedtimes to come! I wish you the best and can't wait to see what becomes of this corpse and his new found cookie passion!!! True inspiration!
 

Phylex

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Biggest bummer is the Hyper Dragon x Celestial Ghost from @Phylex.... just checked... last one is another male, so 5/5... first time in my growing career I've gotten skunked ?

I'm gonna drop 3 more tomorrow (along with a few other things) and hope for better luck

That was some brutal luck. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you just picked them all out and the rest are all females. If for any reason that pack is an anomaly and you still want to test those, I'll make up another pack and send it out to you. I still believe you're the only one with a pack of those. How did the males look overall? Were there any short ones?
 

Gentlemancorpse

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That was some brutal luck. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you just picked them all out and the rest are all females. If for any reason that pack is an anomaly and you still want to test those, I'll make up another pack and send it out to you. I still believe you're the only one with a pack of those. How did the males look overall? Were there any short ones?

That's exactly my thought... statistically speaking the rest of the pack should be mostly female right haha?

There were two distinct phenos to the males, I should have taken some pics but I was just frustrated I kept seeing balls. One was short with broader leaves and really tight node spacing, the other was much lankier with slightly narrower leaves and really stretched. The tall males actually outgrew every other plant in there except the NS#2xGoji OG.
 

Phylex

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That's exactly my thought... statistically speaking the rest of the pack should be mostly female right haha?

I would certainly think so and I would expect the same. I always act on a 50% ratio. If I want to look at 6 females, I'll plant 12 seeds. In my personal experience, I typically end up with more females. It's probably been closer to 60-65%. I have been snuffed by males, but only a couple of times out of many. (and never when I was actually hoping for males to look through.) Funny how that works.

There were two distinct phenos to the males, I should have taken some pics but I was just frustrated I kept seeing balls. One was short with broader leaves and really tight node spacing, the other was much lankier with slightly narrower leaves and really stretched. The tall males actually outgrew every other plant in there except the NS#2xGoji OG.

I'm sure you can guess which way those most likely leaned. The taller, hybrid - sativa leaning leaf structure will most likely carry more CG influence whereas the shorter plants with a broader leaf, and tighter inter-nodal spacing will most likely have more HD influence.
 

Gentlemancorpse

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I would certainly think so and I would expect the same. I always act on a 50% ratio. If I want to look at 6 females, I'll plant 12 seeds. In my personal experience, I typically end up with more females. It's probably been closer to 60-65%. I have been snuffed by males, but only a couple of times out of many. (and never when I was actually hoping for males to look through.) Funny how that works.



I'm sure you can guess which way those most likely leaned. The taller, hybrid - sativa leaning leaf structure will most likely carry more CG influence whereas the shorter plants with a broader leaf, and tighter inter-nodal spacing will most likely have more HD influence.

Yup, Im the same... I planted 6 seeds hoping for 3 females. I'm really excited to try this strain so of course it's my first total whiff... I'm sure I'll get some females coming up though, and with how big a couple of my current girls got its not the end of the world to have a slight delay... gives me some more time to clear out some space

I forgot how fast plants grow in coco and simultaneously underestimated the stretch on a couple strains haha. It's a good thing I have the big tent now, I'd be freaking out about the height alone a few months ago.
 

Gentlemancorpse

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You pop more seeds in a day than I do in a year lol you're a busy man what's your opinion on the aluna so far ?

Funny enough I just packed up a little tester nug in the bat... the bulk of it needs another day or two in the dryer 20200913_175635.jpg

Even now it's super tasty... can't wait to try it after a good cure... it's pepper, pine and hash in flavor, scent is more lemon pepper and caramel... nice cerebral stone too, didn't smoke enough to feel it a ton all things considered but enough to get an idea
 

horribleherk

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Funny enough I just packed up a little tester nug in the bat... the bulk of it needs another day or two in the dryer View attachment 26691

Even now it's super tasty... can't wait to try it after a good cure... it's pepper, pine and hash in flavor, scent is more lemon pepper and caramel... nice cerebral stone too, didn't smoke enough to feel it a ton all things considered but enough to get an idea
That sounds nice
 
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